General Mills Cutting Artificial Flavors, Colors From All Its Cereals

No artificial flavors and colors??? Has the world gone completely mad?? I'm still adjusting to a nuclear Iran and now I read Trix will be only 4 colors because they can't find blue that is all natural with the right look and taste? WHAT THE F$^% DOES THIS EVEN MEAN FOR LUCKY CHARMS????

I'm on the edge here, Comrades... I just can't even... I'm too upset to upload a damn file!

No need to worry. Our Party leaders are hard at work on a 5th Trix color! In the meantime, (if it's really necessary) there's always ObamaCare.

Silly Oksana! Didn't your orientation training include color-blindness? All colors are equal; we cannot discriminate.

But of course, red color will always be more equal, derived from natural, wholesome, organically fertilized beets.

Eeewwww! That^^^^^looks even more nasty than the real thing.

Ewe, looks like dog food from China.

I must respectfully disagree with you Comrade Red Square, for all colors are not equal. Red is the best color! With beets all things are possible! It was the lesser colors they are having issues with. Blue, green and purple. I suppose if I want my daily intake of artificial flavors, colors and chemicals I can't pronounce I'll drink kool aid. I am as red as they come! I bleed red, I piss red! I'm blaming that on either bladder cancer or extra beet vodka, but my point is I'm patriotic! Obviously I had not consumed all my morning beet vodka and sober reacted. Sometimes when I'm sober I say things I shouldn't and I apologize for that, Comrades. Lack of sobriety is something I struggle with and sometimes I fall on the wagon. If I continue to have these episodes of sobriety, please have an intervention.

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A hundred thousand likes, Comrade Putout! Cartoon maggots too??? Yay for extra protein! Such a glorious shade of blue too.

While they're at it, they should get all those nasty artificially produced vitamin and mineral supplements out as well. Then cereal will be nothing but pure and natural nutrients, i.e. simple carbohydrates from sugars and complex carbohydrates from Monsanto GM corn -- with no nutritional value whatsoever.

Comrade Putout demonstrated her magnificent talent once again when her mighty hand wrote:.

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Fine work Comrade This cereal looks much more appetizing without that creepy rabbit lurking around it. I much prefer the likeness of a comely animated comrade where Bruce Jenner used to reside.

While I agree that both the rabbit and Bruce Jenner are creepy, what is really creepy are clowns. And Mimes are slightly less creepy clowns. And dolls, with those soulless eyes...

OksanaTheTerrible wrote:While I agree that both the rabbit and Bruce Jenner are creepy, what is really creepy are clowns. And Mimes are slightly less creepy clowns. And dolls, with those soulless eyes...

In its youth, this Cube once had a resident mime which plagued it for a time... or perhaps it was The Cube who plagued the mime. I read all about him in the archives. Mimes are extremely creepy. Much more so than Bozo the Clown. However, Hillary has them both beat for creepiest.

OksanaTheTerrible wrote:While I agree that both the rabbit and Bruce Jenner are creepy, what is really creepy are clowns. [highlight=#ffff00]And Mimes are slightly less creepy clowns.[/highlight] And dolls, with those soulless eyes...

If the police arrest a mime, do they have to say it has a right to remain silent?

Lev Termen wrote:

Havelock Vetinari wrote:Anyone in baggy trousers and a white face who tried to ply their art anywhere within Ankh's crumbling walls would very quickly find themselves in a a scorpion pit, on one wall of which was painted the advice: Learn The Words.”

I'll pass it on. Thanks.

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Just came back from there, Comrade Cousin Putout. My advice: Don't go in there until the air clears.

Kut it out Komrades. Colorless Trix are inevitable. The great PC bulldozer will make all colors equal by eliminating them all. It is the same final solution to every inequality the collective must face. Nisi a pluribus None (From the Many, None!) Deinceps! (Forward!)

For crying out loud, comrades. This is just an old, recycled news story to distract you from the toxic waste on Fox News that occasionally leaks out and risks polluting the mainstream.

For years now, General Mills has been putting out colorless, flavorless Trix and Coco Puffs that no one wants to eat. They call it "Kix."

Bland memories sprang to mind when Commissarka Pinkie wrote: For years now, General Mills has been putting out colorless, flavorless Trix and Coco Puffs that no one wants to eat. They call it "Kix."

Well played Commissarka! I remember having a box of Kix in our family cupboard for months. None of us dared eat it. We kids were counting down the days until it's expiration date so that it could be thrown away and replaced by a breakfast cereal with flavor. Of course we were reminded that (at that time) children were starving in Ethiopia (until Live-Aid raised awareness by not giving any proceeds to the cause). We offered to send the Kix to those starving kids, but they weren't interested either.

The Commisarka has her own cereal-like product on the market...

WHAXX, little golden shovel-shaped beet-flavored nutrient-packed yummy goodness!

We had that cereal too. It was called "shut the fcuk up and eat it. Its all your getting."

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:The Commisarka has her own cereal-like product on the market...

WHAXX, little golden shovel-shaped beet-flavored nutrient-packed yummy goodness!

Wow, that sounds unbeatable, Tovarisch Stakhanovets!

OksanaTheTerrible wrote:We had that cereal too. It was called "shut the fcuk up and eat it. Its all your getting."

Comrade Oksana,

You must have been indoctrinated by the now antiquated, and soon to be outlawed, concept of "parents". Report to your nearest Karl Marx Treatment Center™ so that you can be properly "enlightened".

HAIL OBAMA!!!

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Uberdave, never use the word "unbeatable" in connection with anything connected to Pinkie. You will not like the result. Her motto is "If you can't beat them, get a bigger shovel and beat them with that."

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:

OksanaTheTerrible wrote:We had that cereal too. It was called "shut the fcuk up and eat it. Its all your getting."

Comrade Oksana,

You must have been indoctrinated by the now antiquated, and soon to be outlawed, concept of "parents". Report to your nearest Karl Marx Treatment Center™ so that you can be properly "enlightened".


I was raised by proud Irish Catholic terrorists. I had parents who thought it was a great idea to let my granddad watch me when I was small. He was IRA and taught me how to make a.Molotov cocktail before I could read, and I learned to read when I was 4. I also learned how to make bombs with household ingredients. Even though granddad wasn't in Ireland anymore, he wasn't trusting those goddamn protestants. I learned early that if I whined about things like cereal, I had to listen to tirades about the famine. It generally wasn't worth it, unless I did something wrong and wanted to get his mind on other subjects..but then I had to hear epic rants. He was the type who didn't beat your ass for stealing, he beat it cause you got caught.

Sigh. I'm not fixing that quote

OksanaTheTerrible wrote:Sigh. I'm not fixing that quote

Good thing we're leftist progressives. We only judge you for your intended results, not the actual results, unlike evil capitalist swine rethuglikkkans.

Konservative_Punk wrote:

OksanaTheTerrible wrote:Sigh. I'm not fixing that quote

Good thing we're leftist progressives. We only judge you for your intended results, not the actual results, unlike evil capitalist swine rethuglikkkans.

We judge by intended results now, not just intentions? Do you think feel it's wise even to suggest the notion of (gasp) results, whether intended or otherwise?

Well, since I grew up with said Catholic terrorists...I'm generally comfortable with anger and guilt. The rest of those feels I'm working on. But obviously unless the person is a republican, you always assume the intentions were good..yes?

So, I have decided I am quote challenged and it is a disability. So, Comrades you must try to make sense of my posts and respond to at least half or you are not accommodating me. Maybe I will have to denounce quoting and force their removal. I'm thinking on it.