Strategic Patience Euphemizing Strategic Constipation


It requires us to practice the linguistic skill derisively characterized as "euphemizing" by people too poorly educated to understand the power of the process by which skilled euphemizing can transform (or even transmogrify) a ordinary, pedestrian, concept or thing into something quite extraordinary.
Today's lesson is to learn that "Strategic Patience" is a skillful euphemization of "Strategic Constipation." The latter wrongly denotes an inability to perform an important task, but properly euphemized, it connotes the ability and wisdom of avoiding expulsion of rigid accumulations of what was needed in the past.
The news-photograph (from The Peoples Ministry of Intimate PhotoShopping) immediately below shows Obama contemplating and then conceiving euphemization of strategic constipation as strategic patience.

But we need to be mindful that this process can be quite challenging even for a even a skilled practitioner such as President Obama, who, as shown in the picture above, is struggling mightily to transmogrify an excretionary failure into a contemplative success.
--KOOK



--KOOK






Ivan the Stakhanovets
Damn those Rethuglikkkans and their "War on Sanitation"No doubt, they have binders full of turds.




Leading from behind, indeed.


RedDiaperette
It is all fundamental after all. Or at least it proceeds from the fundament.Leading from behind, indeed.
Hey thanks, Comrade RedDiaperette, I really needed that. Tooooot!


Pamalinsky
RedDiaperette
It is all fundamental after all. Or at least it proceeds from the fundament.Leading from behind, indeed.
Hey thanks, Comrade RedDiaperette, I really needed that. Tooooot!
And a rooty-toot-toot to all, my dear Comrade Pamalinsky!



Using the ObamaCare Medical Device Wheeled Chair designed for persons suffering from insufficient fiber but needing to be "on the go," Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Martin Dempsey maneuvers President Obama in the wheeled-chair dubbed "ChairForce One" to enable him to be "on the go" while following the prescriptive advice by Dr. Susan Rice for President Obama to use Strategic Patience™ to avoid the kinds of "urgent" movements typically induced by ungentle effects of Extreme Agents:
--KOOK

