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The White House has just released information about what you can do to prevent Swine Flu.

With the chorus from the Van Halen track “Panama” in mind: PANDEMIC!

New York City, always following the latest trends: TRENDY!

All about swine flu: RESEARCH!

The pork infestation clearly started in Washington... Just look at this ad in Washington Post!

All this talk about pork is making me hungry.

The School in New York whose students have been hit by a minidemic of the current Swine Flu outbreak, is a Preparatory School... Clearly, it is the Obamessiah punishing these elitist swine for the sin of being more equal without his permission (and that of The Party). The most obvious cure? Give these preppie Kulaks-in-the-making shovels and make them sweat out the infection in the beet fields, serving the greater good... and appropriate all their Kulak parents' belongings for the great good of The Party. The Pod is on their way to these elitists' homes even as I type, and Meow shall soon have that Grand Piano he's been whining about for the last 15 minutes.

It should also be noted that one of the main ingredients in pig food is fish meal made primarily of anchovies, and that pork production is responsible for bringing anchovy stocks to the brink of extinction as a result of over-fishing, much like Atlantic Cod. This may not mean much to many of the proles people, but for the Housekeeping Kommissariate (AKA: The Pod), it is an eco-disaster of Humpback proportions, as anchovies are almost as important a food source to us cetaceans as sardines are...

Yes... this swine flu is definitely a punishment sent from Cod and his son, the Obamessiah. We may need to turn to the Church of Latter Day Goremans, but ultimately, that is a decision best left to Reverend Laika and our Glorious Incarnadine Trapezoid Leader, Red Square.

SMO
ps.... does anyone smell brimstone?... oh... wait... it's just Meow....

Just look at Olberman! He's getting into the swing of things.

That's not fat, that's his brain!

News Flash! Elitist Swine Flu Outbreak expands to Canada!

The Canadian Outbreak of Mexican Swine flu has taken place among students at a Nova Scotia PRIVATE SCHOOL. There are now four confirmed cases and another group of 17 who are in quarantine. Once again, elitist swine have endangered the rest of us. It is no more than those who believe themselves above those of us who are equal (more or less) deserve.

Isn't pork "The other white meat"? That makes it racist, and don't even get me started on interracial porn!

[quote="Sister Massively Opiated"]The School in New York whose students have been hit by a minidemic of the current Swine Flu outbreak, is a Preparatory School... Clearly, it is the Obamessiah punishing these elitist swine for the sin of being more equal without his permission (and that of The Party). The most obvious cure? Give these preppie Kulaks-in-the-making shovels and make them sweat out the infection in the beet fields, serving the greater good... and appropriate all their Kulak parents' belongings for the great good of The Party. The Pod is on their way to these elitists' homes even as I type, and Meow shall soon have that Grand Piano he's been whining about for the last 15 minutes.
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Gulag Man like way SMO think. Give shovels. Make shovel many times in hot sun.

For SMO Gulag Man pledge shovel and much shoveling in honor of SMO. Gulag Man also offer today's beet ration to Sister.

Our friend Doug Ross posted this picture on his blog:

Joe Biden's Pandemic Threat Level Advisory is now Magenta

Maybe Dreams From My Father?