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Thanksgiving is murder

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faux news has the story.

In short, brothers and sisters, we must join the enlightened Ms Croft as she chooses not to ignore the evil that is Thanksgiving Day. For on this day in history every native of this country was killed by crackey honkers.

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“To celebrate what the white settlers did to the native Indians, the domination of one culture over another, just isn't her style. She definitely doesn't want to teach her multi-cultural family how to celebrate a story of murder.”

Is this the kind of history being taught in government schools now? I wonder what she learned about WW2.... I bet Comrade Hitler was the 'good guy'.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/11/24/angelina-jolie-hates-thanksgiving-refuses-celebrate-report-says/#ixzz16Ja6tqGa

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I for one today won't be celebrating this horrendous memory on the evil that is AmeriKKKa. Instead of turkey, I'm having a tofu steak with mash potatoes.

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It's a bit of a weird story, but I actually am having steak and potatoes. The turkey comes tomorrow.

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IRA, that's one well buttered bird. Yes, the shameful genocide committed against the American Primitives Indians Native Americans drove them to extinction.

To this day only impostors imitators posers guys like Ward Churchill live to carry on the pretense traditions of these noble savages. If not for the Italian mafia there would be no one to run the casinos.

Comrade Elliott, The thought of viewing a dismembered turkey carcass is more than I can bear. This year I will break with tradition (spit) by making a turkey meatloaf covered in bacon and served with cornbread stuffing, cranberry sauce and of course, pickled beets.

(I'll pretend it's made of tofu)

The People's Pancreas
I'm standing in line for crusty bread. I should be at the head of the line by...
Christmas time.

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Thanks to Comrade Whoopie for my avatar. ;-)

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Comrade IRA,

This may be news to you but "crackey honkers" are either arrested or killed every day in every major Gulag across this grate country. These individuals always identify themselves by outrageous behavior.

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Comrade People Pancreas, I denounce you for receiving something not given to all of the collective. You are minus 1 days beet ration and forbidden to watch Rachel Madcow for 28 32 hours. (dang, you proles are a lot of trouble)

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Aw c'mon Frau, it's Thanksgiving, cut the Party organ a break.

People's Pancreas, have a can of tuna and a bowl of milk to go with that bread crust.

(and then get your ass back to the gulag and start digging, Winter is coming on)

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[off]- Comrades, the refugee Europeans did in fact come over and wreak havoc on the indigenous people folks... just sayin.

[on]- Frau P has a point Comrade Whoopie, this "Party Organ" receiving favors from Party Elite when the collective did not, is indeed, a crime against the group. I would demand a committee put forth an edict that Comrade Whoopie create avatars for us all but *sigh*, surely I would come out on the stinky end of the stick...

I will however forgive your Rangelesque transgression for your glorious mention of BACON... EAT BACON!

[off]- I admit I'm a HUGE Smiths fan...



But...

I regain my mojo with this...



gobble gobble

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At our house, it's known as Turkey Oppression Day.

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Comrades,
What is the problem here?

Thanksgiving is the model on which "ObamaCare" is based.Every year we have a big drawing, if your number is up report to the nearest train station, any clothing or food you bring will be redistributed following your big day.

Form a line in the yellow footprints, keep your head and eyes straight to the front, say nothing! Move ahead when directed. You will be given further directions following your free haircut.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrade People Pancreas, I denounce you for receiving something not given to all of the collective. You are minus 1 days beet ration and forbidden to watch Rachel Madcow for 28 32 hours. (dang, you proles are a lot of trouble)
I denounce you for denouncing Comrade Internal Organ for receiving something from our dear Comrade Whoopie. If Whoopie saw fit to redistribute an avatar, then why question it? Unless someone started an internal revolution, and I didn't get the memo. (Why am I always the last to find out these things? Even with control over time itself I never find out until the internal purges are over, and the Politiburo is reorganized. Sheesh.)

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Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:At our house, it's known as Turkey Oppression Day.

Has that bloodthirsty sadist Palin (spit) released her annual Thanksgiving "snuff videos" yet?

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Comrade Colonel, and how dare you question my denouncement?! Have you not considered my through investigation, scanning and redistribution of thought to determine that Whoopie needed denouncing? I spent weeks... days... hours studying the situation and realized he must be denounce for not making gifts... avatars equally for all!

Now I will go pout wait in the corner of thebar... Gulag Waiting Chamber, for a proper apology. (piffle piffle)

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Frau, it's all about sharing. From each according to their ability to each according to their need. Did not Rooster provide me with a fine avatar? Didn't I create lovely avatars for the Gulag Gals? Or sharpen up the Colonel's star? Or put a fine Bruno hat on Reiuxcat? Has not the People's Director himself redistributed his talents to many in the Collective?

And haven't you graced us with your denouncements and endowments? And has not Pinkie honored us with her shovel whacks and Beet of the Week awards? Let's not forget all the tasty treats cooked up by Che Gourmet or Theo's obscure, arcane words of the week to broaden our lexicon.

Truly we are a giving People™ that the Collective gives thanks for. We are the ones we've been waiting for.

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I must you denounce for making sense. Do you not understand that is shunned by Progs??!

We must always remember to keep the Cube and Party Members come first.

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I'm quite proud to announce that, in stark contrast to Kmrds. Whoopie and Pulloskies, I have never distributed anything to anyone ever, since as a member of the Ruling Class Czar of the Week club, I have more reason than anyone else to be a card-carrying Victim for Life™, and therefore I have firmly established a permanent spot on the recieving end of Dear O's Wealthspread™ program. Bask in my Glory!!!!!!

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Comrades,

Thanksgiving is murder, especially if you have consumed your own body weight in beets and greens and washed them down with vodka, or same situation and constipation strikes, you will be up for 48 hours. Hoping for change, a little movement wouldn't hurt, either.

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I denounce the fact I am out of turkey! And somewhat out of pie! And that ummm well crap. I denounce the Frau for denouncing me over her denouncement. We are the ones damnit! And if we give to the proles so that they are in debt to us, then we are still on top, and they are still down below, begging us to give them the very things they need to survive, and then thanking us for doing so. Now excuse me, I'm going to eat more pie.

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The Irish Republican Army was more successful than other victims of European conquest and oppression.

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New Paradigm.....you're back ! That's wonderful.

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Krasnodar wrote:New Paradigm.....you're back ! That's wonderful.

Thank you. I never left. I didn't want to post until I understood what Red Square's warning meant. I am hoping this is the blog section he meant.

And thank you for the "paradigm". That was funny! I did have to improve upon it. You can see it in the "Gulag for Trolls".


 
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