The conniving American mercenary wrote: From: "Capt James .W Brian"
Sent: Thursday, July 26, 2007 2:54 AM
Subject: CONFIDENTIAL DEAL,PLEASE GET BACK TO ME

Dear Friend,

I am captain James .W. Brian in the US Marine Corps on Monitoring and Peace a keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq. The reason why I am explaining my finding to you is to seek for your assistance to enable you contributes immensely to the actualization of my dreams.

On the 18th day of March 2007, we were alerted on the presence of some terrorists hideouts in Haifa Street, a long thoroughfare of high-rise buildings built by Saddam Hussein here in Baghdad.

After Immediate intervention by the Iraqi forces and ours, we were able to capture many foreign Arab fighters linked to al Qaeda in that operation and over 100 militants were killed on the process. Among the Arab fighters linked to al Qaeda two were interrogated by two of our intelligent investigators and I. They confessed that some of them are fighters for al Qaeda and some are for Ayman al-Zawahiri and they took us to some of their hideout which runs along the west bank of the Tigris River that cuts through the capital.

When we invaded into the hideout, we recovered several guns, amour including some boxes among which two contains bullets, one filled with hard drugs (heroine) and the other two to my amazement contain some US Dollars
which we assumed amounted to $23.2M after I and two of the intelligent investigators counted them and it took us over 4 hours to get it counted.

I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy so that we can have the money to our selves, they all agreed to the plan and they replied to me on how I can get this huge sum out of this country and I told them that ital™s no problem.

This motivated me to connive with my best friend in our force who went with me and the two other officers to keep the boxes in a safer place.

I am now in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me untill my assignment elapses here.

I assure and promise to give you 20% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this deal.

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission. please you can contact me with my private mailbox...... [email protected]

My Sincere regards,
Capt James Brian.(U.S MARINE)

Laika the Space Dog wrote:<off character>
A) That's DEFINITELY not a military email address.
B) It has to be satire.
C) Put it in the Cube . I laughed all the way reading through it.
D) We should all send emails to Sgt. .W Brian and sign like:

My Sincere regards,
Keith Ellison.....Cindy Sheehan.....Harry Reid....etc....

E) Copy Homeland Security
F) Where's Pamela Anderson?

Laika the Space Dog wrote:I smell a TROLL!

Red Square wrote:I think Fascist Warmonger Wound is trying his voice on the new stage. Sometimes he strikes good notes, sometimes he sounds er... special. I wish he had dropped the word "Fascist" and remained "Warmonger Wound," though. We never had a real Warmonger before. I'm sure he could make friends with our own $.$. Halliburton.

now direct you to the office to Chairman Punchenko who will carefully measure you your freedom in direct proportion to campaign contribution made by you to his cause of maintaining a lifestyle of a powerful apparatchik.

Red Square wrote: If he sent it at 2:54 AM and I received it at 7:20 PM on the same day, what time zone could the sender be possibly in?

Red Square wrote:OK, who's the commissar in charge of group hugs?

Dearest Dr. P wrote:Yes, the professor has been released from what the bourgeoisie like to call "rehab". I mean, like, whatever, ya know. It was, like, a total party and shit.

Dearest Dr. P wrote:Special thanks to the Chairman for smuggling in all that "agitprop". Certain celebutantes just can't get enough - a market force that is always in favor of the supplier. Did I just commit a thoughtcrime? Oh well, back to "rehab" with me.

From: joe wilson
Date: Sunday, August 12, 2007 7:42 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.

From Sgt. Joe Wilson
Important Message

Good day,
I know that you can help us in this transaction to make the great opportunity to come to light for us and yourself. Please help us. We have be here without see our family and we don't no our faith how it will be tomorrow, so we hope in God and your assistance in this great opportunity.

My name is Sgt. Joe Wilson, I am an American soldier, and I am serving in the military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, as you know we are being
attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs. We managed to move funds belonging to Saddam Hussein's family. The total amount is S$17.450 Million dollars in cash, mostly 100 dollar bills. We want to move this money to you, so that you may invest it for us and keep our share for banking.

We will take 60%, my partner and I. You take the other 30% why 10% go for any expenses that may come up. No strings attached, just help us move it out of Iraq, Iraq is a war zone. We plan on using diplomatic courier service and move the funds out in two large silver boxes, using diplomatic immunity.

If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find a
good partner that we can trust and that will assist us.

Can I trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail
signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details. This business is risk free.

The box can be shipped out in 48hrs, don't disclose to any body please and if you are interested that you can help don't hesitate, Please send your response to my private e-mail address is [email protected]

Respectfully,
Sgt. Joe Wilson
[email protected]