Commissar Pupovich wrote:How many times have I warned that we should not embrace these Islamo fascists even if they are useful in their own way? Now they attack the innocent teddy bear, already endangered by Global Warming! Frankly, I would wish that for every stroke of a whip that this progressive teacher is sentenced to, would be answered with an English bomb. Then, then after this, we can then accuse the Brits of being insensitive to the plight of the Muslims, and thereby encourage an uprising in England! Kill two birds with one stone so to speak.

Mohammed Iqbal Says:
December 1st, 2007 at 2:50 am
It is a fact that America's rise as a super power begins in the twentieth century coinciding with the rise of the teddy bear. This teddy cult spread to England after the Second World War with The teddy boys' subculture in London, England and rapidly spread across the UK; soon becoming strongly associated with American rock and roll music of the period and changing British culture to nothing more than a copy of American culture. Deviant rights campaigners around the world bond with each other as bears, a term chosen to disguise to the casual observer the true sordid intent of their lives. The Teddy Bear is a mnemonic device by which American culture infiltrates the sub conscious of other cultures. On the surface, the teddy bear appears to be cuddly and a rather inoffensive object but it is an idol to a fierce and very real and dangerous animal. The teddy bear cult manipulates an instinctive fear, which goes back to our primitive ancestors hiding out in the cave, the fear of the imminent attack of the wild bear. It says live for today for tomorrow you might die. Beware the teddy bear as you chase your idle materialistic dreams, in case it suffocates you whilst you sleep!

Ivan Betinov wrote:Theodoric Ursinity...wasn't he chief of the Visigoths who defeated the Legio Valerens Victerix on the Rhine in AD 406?

(What's with the AD? Anno WHAT?)

Ivan Betinov wrote:

(What's with the AD? Anno WHAT?)

Oh, you didn't get the memo from the Directorate of Historical Deconstruction? CE has been replaced with AD, standing for "Anno Democritus." It has been decided that the Democratic Party predates the so-called "savior" by one year, thus what was 407 CE is now AD 406

That hasn't been formally agreed upon yet, Comrade. Next week, Party members are to fly down to Bali in their individual Gulfstream jets to draw up the Historical Deconstruction Protocol, and this is one of the items on the agenda. A proposed alternative is B.S. (Before Socialism) but there's a bit of an argument as to whether that should predate (a) the year of Marx's birth (b) the year he met Marty Freddy Engels, or (c) the year Das Kapital was published.

Hope to see you there!

Ivan Betinov wrote:For the Mohammad Bear song I can only say...

Ahhh-thank yew. Thank yew verra much.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, Comrade Betinov's brain has left the jar.