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The Girlish Joy of CHE Spotting!

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Here's a small bottle of Progrin(TM) for Pinkie:

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And another:

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Phew....

I was worried there for a minute.
Che missed his period and now he's spotting.
Should Che go see his Gynie?
Girls, what do you think?

That's actually what the title first brought to my mind as well. Sick minds think alike?

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:With that in mind, no pun intended, I believe that Che is just having irregular periods, which would not be out of character given his head wound.

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Comrade RR, it still says "Midol" on the side of the box!

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Dr., we Progs never create anything ourselves, excepting of course misery, poverty, and guilt. Oh, and concentration camps. It is <i>assumed</i> that the product will be stolen from a Kapitalist Pigge.

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Here's how that same Tai Che photo has been lovingly reproduced by Hollywood progs. Benicio Del Toro and Stephen Soderberg are getting the Beet of the Week award for this.

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I heard Stephen Colbert interview Del Toro. "I admire your work but I'm going to be rough on you. Do you know he was a communist? Do you think it's right to make a movie praising a Communist?"

He was gobsmacked. He was being ask to <i>think</i>! Progrin to the rescue! "Well, it's just history..." And Colbert closed in again.

"He was a socialist, you know. Do you think that people should have to pay to see the movie?"

Colbert wasn't doing his usual schtick. He meant it. He rises two rungs in hell.

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Comrades, what about the ancient art of Fung Che? The one where one rearanges the brains of class enemies with a bullet to be more in harmony with The Party?

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Ah yes, the inimitable Ernesto "Che" Guevara. Although I never met this almost living legend, I was in New York when he made a historic splash, LITERALLY, from the New Jersey side of the East River.

It was the mid-sixties, and my schoolmates and I left our comfy eduKation kamp in Providence, RI, travelling by bus to that "New York city-town" to czech out that renowned pillar of collectivism: the United Nations. As we entered that sacred shrine of anti-Americanism, we saw the UN delegates seated, listening to a rant from some uniformed goon in a language we did not understand. We all took turns putting on special headphones, listening to an interpreter speaking in broken English, apparently repeating in English what the speaker was saying. I think he was warning the world's capitalist "swine" that a deadly flu would soon bring them to their knees. There were smirks a-plenty among the non-Communist country delegates.

At some point during that session, a bazooka was fired from the New Jersey side of the East River toward the UN building. It was the REAL shot heard 'round the world, fired by none other than "The Great One"! No, not Mark Levin, and not Wayne Gretzky, but THE most transformational figure of modern times, known simply as "CHE"

It was likely the opening salvo of what would become a reign of terror against the USA evildoers over the next 45 years.

Yes, that bazooka round was short by hundreds of yards, as it fell harmlessly into the East River. That little technicality however, did nothing to stop the worldwide press from breathlessly reporting our hero's courageous assault. It just might be the day the US press changed allegiances, from its own country and people, to any country sponsoring communism, socialism, collectivism, or bazookism.

Yep, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Do I win a prize - maybe a Che t-shirt, or maybe a "bonding session" with Kelly and Jen?

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Kelly and Jen are currently at the Rancho de Rio Grande playing with Bruno and his box of sparkly things. I bought them a dreidel with rhinestones on it and they get so engrossed that they forget to pee. I make them play of course in the bedroom for our Many Titted Empress, which has floors that can be sluiced down.

Bruno is so happy to friends that he thinks are dumb.

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Dr. Strangelove wrote:Comrade RR, it still says "Midol" on the side of the box!

Dear Doctor, have you been hanging out in the opium fields of The Peoples Republic of Afghanistan again? It says no such thing.

And beside... I made sure to take some Progrin(TM) after reading your comment... seeing as how now this glorious product is now being sponsored by our Communist Comrades at Che Spotting:

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See comrades by taking Progrin(TM) I have now found our dear comrade Kelly Westhoff who is definitely not a freelance writer and definitely um like er talks like, uh, like you know, this you slitch!

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The OOL FOP for the first Comrade to guess which Progograd Kelly heils...er...hails from.

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So, would a "made progressive" be a "MadProg?"

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This trendy obsession with foul smelling megalomaniacs has its parallel with Obama. First, ABC News had a worship segment last Saturday with pictures of Obama taken while he was at Occidental College. An interview with the photographer revealed her gushing about how "handsome" Barry was. I suppose Barry spotting will be the vapid trend of the future.
<br>Not only do Mao and Che smell bad but so does Obama. Even his airplane smelled bad while he was campaigning.

Really, we're on to something here.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:The OOL FOP for the first Comrade to guess which Progograd Kelly heils...er...hails from.

Concordia College in Moorhead and Hamline University in St. Paul.
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The OOL FOP is hereby bestowed upon Herr Doktor Strangelove at 20:07 HRS EDST 6/1/2009


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Well, I'll be damned.

Wonder if she knows you know who?

And where does she get all the money to travel? Oh, never mind. No wonder my post is still awaiting moderation.

RED ROOSTER: For finding her blog, I hereby present you with Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!

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That should make for one happy pecker.

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Red Rooster wrote:
Dr. Strangelove wrote:Comrade RR, it still says "Midol" on the side of the box!

Dear Doctor, have you been hanging out in the opium fields of The Peoples Republic of Afghanistan again?

Of course. Somebody has to make sure Meow's People's Sleep Aid(TM) is properly guarded. Your point being?

Comrade RR, what about Progisil Cream(TM) to help with minor communal itching?

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Is that Sarah Palin in the Vagisil subtitle "What Bothers You?"?

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: RED ROOSTER: For finding her blog, I hereby present you with Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!

Image Your mother hen should receive her bumper sticker, "My Child is Beet of the Week at The People's Cube.com" in approximately 6-8 weeks.

That should make for one happy pecker.

OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! I WON! I WON!
(*streaks down Bob Moonbarker's new The Price Is Wrong(TM) aisle screaming like a hyena in heat*)

I just want to thank all the little she-proles out there who helped me hone my prog hunt and sniff skills by serendipitously constantly attacking my roost. Here's to you girls... Mmmmmmwwwwaaaaahhhhh!

Dr. your Progisil(TM) is on the way, I know how you desparately need that for all the proles at The People's Strangelove Hospital(TM). Mixing up a batch pronto...

I spotted Che's biography on the internet:

https://www.therealcuba.com/MurderedbyChe.htm

"To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary...These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail. This is a revolution! And a revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate. We must create the pedagogy of The Wall! (El Paredón)" --Ernesto 'Che' Guevara

Che authored these enhancing words printed in the identity booklets of young Cuban soldiers sent to fight in Angola: "Blind hate against the enemy creates a forceful impulse that cracks the boundaries of natural human limitations, transforming the soldier in an effective, selective, and cold killing machine. A people without hate cannot triumph against the adversary."

"Crazy with fury I will stain my rifle red while slaughtering any enemy that falls in my hands! My nostrils dilate while savoring the acrid odor of gunpowder and blood. With the deaths of my enemies I prepare my being for the sacred fight and join the triumphant proletariat with a bestial howl!" - Che Guevara

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Who ever said Progressivism stymies creativity and invention?
The sad malady of Che'Spotting is brought to light and within days,
Marxipadsc and Chetexc arrive.

Great Lenin's beard, this is a wondrous website!!

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Comrade Progs, are we not losing sight of what being a prog really means? Here we are, talking all this prog talk. This could be a MSM circle-jerk.

And now let's consider. To ensure the best service to the public and increase professionalism (this is the same line that every group of baggage handlers, hair-burners and other people uses when they want the legislature to require licensing and close shop against others), we need to have ProgU.

Progs need to be certified. We need classes: Sneering 101, Lying 101, Finger-pointing 202, Disremembering 201, and so forth. On completion of these courses, undergraduate will be awarded the BProg, which of course comes the Order of Hillary, and entitles you to be entirely free of the truth or responsibility for the rest of your life.

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I agree Commissar, training is in order... why coming in from the wilds of civilization, your average prole has no idea what it means to be a Prog. In fact I don't er... even,,, huuuuuummmm.... *innnnnhaaaalllle* uhhhmmmm know what this means:

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"Being a prog means never having to say you're sorry."

"Being a prog means never having to say, 'I was wrong.'"

"Being a prog means never having to say, 'I can't afford it.'"

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er... uhhhhhmmm *inhale* ...is this what you mean?...

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Nice, Comrade RR, but why cure feminist itching with weak lignocaine when you can cure it with strong Guevaricaine? The Vagisile "V" also needs to be replaced with a Progisil "P," blue hammer and purple sickle, or something else along those lines.

"Being a prog means never having to say, 'It's my fault.'"

"Being a prog means never having to say, 'It's my responsibility.'"

"Being a prog means always being able to say, 'I'm entitled to it.'"

What about Progirax(TM) ointment to help with those free-love burning blisters and weeping sores?

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Ya know Doc, I want to peck your lungs out about now... but here you go... will fix the others later... ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

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Wow! A "P" and a Hammer and Sickle!™ Indeed, you do deserve the Beet of the Week Award, Comrade RR!

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Very nice, RR, very nice indeed. A particularly fine touch is, "Because we said so."

I really must develop some PS skills but that's like saying I really must learn another Beethoven Sonata, not that I was good with the simple ones to begin with.

I am considering a new Prog motto.

The Prog's motto:
What's mine is mine.
What's yours is ours.
And I get to say who's responsible.

That seems to be reductive of a Prog. It omits the blatant self-righteousness and self-aggrandizing, the moralizing, the preening, and the aggression. All are implied.

We need a Prog motto which can go on a coin.





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Thanks Doc! Thanks Commissar! There are many great ideas in this thread that deserve a new thread: ProgU, Prog Currency... etc.. Excellent! Glorious! Prolific comrades!

And now to Comrade Jills need for proper Che Spotting advertisements...

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Komrades, I just now vas able to read ze Website of ze two klass-enemy Veemen. Zey say zat zey are not politikal, but I am enkouraged by zeir kollektif Greeting to us, ze Hope of ze Proletariat at ze end of ze homepatsch:

¡Hasta la Victoria Siempre!

Good Produkts, Komrade Red Rooster! Vill Tampons be available soon, too? Zey are favorite among Tcherman Bierdrinkers as zey make natural Kork to keep Bier fresch. And vhen done, zey kan be vrung out to send Rest to Komrade Fidel's Masses.

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Unus scriptum of alius populus viaticus (One composed of other people's money)

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Unus scriptum of alius populus viaticus (One composed of other people's money)

Anus scrotum of ass pompous venereal?! I don't get it. I'll have to go ask Meow...

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For what it's worth:
cavum culi--asshole
fuck you--rapias
shit--fimus, merda
arrogant, posturing bastard--obama

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I can't seem to Mimeswipe any of Comrade Kelly's stuff over here, but you guys really need to take a look at this. Swallow your beverage before clicking.

I should be grateful to Yelling Yelena for imbuing me with so much shame that quite frankly I'd rather be dead than allow Che's image to be defiled by my own.

What's next? Obamize Yourself?

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You also should have warned us not to eat at least 2 hours prior to viewing.

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This is flash file. It can only be embedded by mimeswiping the code. Don't try this at home.

<div><object width="310" height="380"><param name="movie" value="https://jeux.fluctuat.net/cheguevarize/che.swf"><param name="FlashVars" value="&IMAGE_URL=https://files.fluctuat.net/jeux/cheguev ... ,0"><embed src="https://jeux.fluctuat.net/cheguevarize/che.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&IMAGE_URL=https://files.fluctuat.net/jeux/cheguev ... 298603,0,0" width="310" height="380"></object></div>

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Pinkie, there is only One One, and none can approach him. He is a rock-star president, taking Gulfstreams to New York, to save on the cost of a 747. And the photo op buzzing Manhattan. And all the talking in front of a camera. How considerate of him to let Nansky and Bonnie write his bills while he and Michelle perform for the camera, like, er, performing seals.

One <i>could</i> take the view that since it's Halloween you go as a monster. Once I went as Ethel Merman, not shaving my then-mustache, and once I went as a televangelist.

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We can have our own little fitting room here at the Cube too!

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I am so glad that I make the best Che--the mustache just makes it. Vlad Guevara.

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Oooh I get to be the star on the beret :p

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Perhaps the Comrade Kelly needs a strap on for her glorious disguise? No... well I'll just make her some great Che Spotting ads... per var Comrade Jill...

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The Cube Red Star Guard found the fitting room.

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Updated: Comrades, I denounce HIPPIES... Comrade Che says so, and what Comrade Che says, Comrade Che gets.... OR ELSE!


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"I canz luvz racccciiiiiiiisssssttttt stereotyping?" -Che

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Comrade RR, most glorious indeed. There is already talk of your admission to the "concave navel." However, as a direktor, might I suggest that you shrink the Hammer&Sickle(TM) over the heart so that it fits just within its boundaries? It would be most aesthetically pleasing. Thank you, Comrade, and keep up the excellent work for The Party(TM) and The Greater Good!™

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Thanks Comrade! I will look into to your prescriptions... however I am currently feeling kind of ill.. a new craze has hit the Progosphere, and I wasn't included!

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RR, your PS talents are most equal. But I would question your use of Che quotations.

They're accurate and that won't do. The last thing that a prog does is tell the truth.

I thought that you knew that.

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Much to accurate to be useful. The progs will find an excuse, or when all else fails claim fake quotes dumped on us by the CIA.

Dang, I had a most glorious joke last night involving a product with prog in it and I forgot it.

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Get an iPhone and email it to you. That's the best aide memoire that I've ever seen.

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Red Square wrote:We can have our own little fitting room here at the Cube too!

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Hideous. You know what you should do? Get a big giant picture of Che and cut out a hole where his face is. Then you set it up on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City or someplace like that, and charge people to stick their faces in the hole and have their pictures taken as Che.

What a great souvenir for the folks back home!

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I wonder what the face of The One would look like...

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Genosse Pieck wrote: Good Produkts, Komrade Red Rooster! Vill Tampons be available soon, too? Zey are favorite among Tcherman Bierdrinkers as zey make natural Kork to keep Bier fresch. And vhen done, zey kan be vrung out to send Rest to Komrade Fidel's Masses.

Thanks Comrade Genosse Pieck, I will add your request to the ever growing list Femynine Products(TM).... His O'liness has sent down many Directives for such products to my office as well... the day after he graced the cover of Myss Magazine(TM). The Wombat Whyte Hoose Womyns Concil(TM) is sending me Directives for new Femynine Products(TM) faster than my proles at The Wombat Factory(TM) can asseeeeemble them.

All day long they sing and work driving me mad, and catching up with their smyrk is as snarly as a cyrcle jyrk... Ahhhhhhhh! there they go AGAIN:

"Woomba.. Woomba... Woombyty Wooo... We've got a lyttle puzzle for you..."

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...you vill lif in harmony, too. Just like ze Voomba, voomba, voobidy-doo.

Sorry, it reminded me too much of Polka musik, I could not help myself and started dancing a Schuhplatterl, ze Bavarian dance vhere guys bounce around in a cirkle, slapping zeir fett, legs, and buttocks. The makarena is the diluted version of zis, for ze Amerikan masses. I vill report to train station at once for thoughtkrimes against kommunist decency laws.

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Comrades Help! Che Monsters have obliterated my Progosphere and I can not find a quote where Che Glorifies Women(TM).. please help comrades I know these things are false:

"In 1958, after taking the city of Sancti Spiritus, Guevara unsuccessfully tried to impose a kind of sharia, regulating relations between men and women, the use of alcohol, and informal gambling—a puritanism that did not exactly characterize his own way of life."

Konfusius Say: https://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/ ... 84886.html

KKKapitalist Pig: https://www.fiu.edu/~fcf/che.html

Ahhhhh Glorious Praises: https://www.revleft.com/vb/quotes-che-g ... 5af6457c5c&

Snooglesniping: https://bugablick.com/ebgdc/giqld/guevara.htm

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Any Che quotes on women? Beuler? Beullar? Beullar? Us collectivist ALWAYS generalize, why it's what being a collectivist prog is all about. In the mean time...whew, what a busy day...

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I'm sure that to Che a wombat was a wombat--merely a breeding machine, a receptacle for his needs, and a baby machine for his ego. For isn't that what a true prog is? Why on earth would a true prog worry about a woman?

And women progs put up with it.

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RR, again you amaze me. I believe that our sisters in thievery need their own name. Wombats, as you suggest? Wombbats?

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Perhaps, I saw the picture of a wombat next to Napolinksi and instantly recalled my days as a janitor for The Party(TM) at Sarah Lawrence...which then swirled into the loompa's at my factory... I think I need Sister to Sweep some of these up for me now... why we've lost 12 Woomba Wombats in the last week at The Wombat Factory due to the pedagogy of The Wall...

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WOMBAT /wom'bat/ /adj./[acronym: Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time] Applied to problems whichare both profoundly uninteresting in themselves and unlikely to
benefit anyone interesting even if solved. Often used in fanciful constructionssuch as `wrestling with a wombat'. See also crawling horror.

Souce: www.iath.virginia.edu/~bpn2f/ROSSETTI/why.html

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You were a janitor at Sarah Lawrence? Rahm Emanuel gave an address there! I am about to swoon! This is the man who memorably said, "Never let a crisis go to waste," before we take everything that you have and tell you what to do because we're infinitely smarter than you are.

I am like so impressed.

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Like, thanks... you know it was like my days at Chatham and Mills I did the same thing... I like got twelve degrees (LOL!) while working as a janitor... I could like tell you the entire Feminyst Pedagogy but I'm sure it's like WAY over your head... I'm so smart I can't see my nose in front of me... Oh yeah, and I like soooooo love Rahm, he's like totally hard core progressive.

Commissar, I know your not like as smart as me because your like a male.. er..... er... er.... but I know your like way better and more progressive than me... and like that's why your the Commissar....

*Pimp Daddy Walks IN*

Wat u doin' on that computer again ho? I told u I need you to bring home the bacon and cook it biotch!

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Ooooohhh Commissar, I like got to go and like protest or something... you know us progs busy busy busy.... I just love Che' he's so rough... and so very....

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
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Hideous. You know what you should do? Get a big giant picture of Che and cut out a hole where his face is. Then you set it up on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City or someplace like that, and charge people to stick their faces in the hole and have their pictures taken as Che.

What a great souvenir for the folks back home!
Brilliant!

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Brilliant idea Commisarka, the photo idea.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I wonder what the face of The One would look like...

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I am gobsmacked. I have PS but just because you have it doesn't mean that you know what to do with it.

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Ohhh....I just like wow! Had another great marketing idea that is sooooooo totally Chebulous!

A 365 "Che a Day" desk calander, like ummm...we could used 100% recycled like recycled hemp like? And then we can have a groovy knarly totally Che quote under like the date and that? It would be soooo cooooool! Then the LA Times will put it in their like "Lifestyle" Sunday section and we'll all make a lot of money and give it to the poor that George Bush made! Nobody does "Bush Spotting"...that is like so un-cooool, it's like Antarctica or something only un-colder because like it's realllllly cold up there at the North Pole except it's melting because of Bush's global heating or something. You know? The polar bears are dying because they don't have penguins to eat anymore and Santa's reindeers were killed by that biatch Palin! Ewwww...PALIN! Just her name makes me like so mad or something.

Look! I'm a freelance journalist!

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Thank you, Noble Space Dog, for taking Bruno off my hands.

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Commissar is Bruno visiting the space station again?

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I just thought, based on a textual analysis, that Bruno was the one using Laika's computer. That sounded a lot like Bruno. Or they way that Bruno used to sound. It's been years since I paid attention.

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Hah! So Bruno is at the space station. I knew it! I was wondering where he went after he left my factory. I am in and out of the office, you know dealing with the constant kababble of the Woomba's: "It's too hot Red Rooster, if you don't turn down the air conditioner WE'RE CALLING OSHA!!!"... and on and on. So while all this is going on, Bruno is running in and out of my office using my computer, it's mind numbing really.. and so after Bruno left I took a trip Jiffi-Lobo and now I feel so much more refreshed.

Uhhh, er, excuse me my Depends are leaking again I must go wipe myself.

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Ah, RR, I know that feeling. There is one thing about Bruno though--he's never had to go to Jiffi-Lobo. He's the perfect Proglodyte. No brain, no fuss. He can get into high dudgeon just by suggestion and there's never any real reason for it.

As I said, the perfect proglodyte.

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Commissar, I guess none of us could be as progressive as Bruno. He is truly marvelous, er... marvels-it. Of course I am a made progressive, but when I progressively mime-swipe stuff across the internet I sometimes find myself gasping for air... to think that some Traitor-To-His-Race(TM) Cuban would denounce The Hero of The People(TM), Che 'Gourmet' Guevara just sends chills through the cockles of my comb:

I STRONGLY recommend reading Fontava's [“Exposing the Real che guevara and the Useful Idiots Who Idolize Him”] book which shows what a sickening monster Che was, signing the death warrants on 1892 men, women, pregnant women, and boys. When Che killed his first man, he wrote a letter home to dad saying how much he loved killing people. What a sick and evil bastard.

A distraught mother came to La Cabana prison where Che set up his murder shop and begged for her teen aged son's life. He heard her out, picked up the phone, ordered her boy shot THAT NIGHT, and slammed the phone down. He played this sadistic game on several mothers. He was a little man who thought he could become big by crushing others. When crowds of mothers and wives, sisters and daughters came to La Cabana to see their doomed loved ones, Che set his guards on them with clubs.

When misguided lefty lawyers came to Cuba to help the revolution by assembling evidence against the accused, Che told them that he would shoot them today and try them tomorrow. Evidence was a bourgeois artifact, Che said. “We execute from revolutionary conviction!”

The verdicts of trials were posted on the schedules in the courtroom where they were to be heard. The same grieving mother in black fingered accused man after accused man as the Batista criminal who killed her son.

After sending a few hundred victims to the wall to be shot, Che saw the waste of all that spilled blood and began harvesting it for profit. He had condemned people stop on the way to the wall to have their blood drawn, a lot of it. Some of it went to local hospitals and some of it was sold to North Vietnam. While Che was pocketing the profits from his victim's blood, he was publicly castigating American capitalists for being capitalist bloodsuckers.

Che's victim's were buried in mass graves. The cemetery was ordered by Che not to notify the families of the dead until three days after they were buried. They were not told where they were buried and they were forbidden to visit the cemetery. They were also forbidden to memorialize their loved ones at home, their places watched by the local revolutionary committees, the network of informers set up in every communist control to maintain control of the population.

The irony of these brain-dead hippies worship of Che is that they would be the first ones Che would have shot or imprisoned in his regime. One of the first things Che did after attaining power was to outlaw rock ‘n' roll music, which Che considered decadent Yankee music. You could go to prison for playing it. The Cuban dissidents called it “midnight music” because that's the only time you could safely play it, and you had to play it low so that the local revolutionary committee member didn't hear you and denounce you.

Che also hated long hair and blue jeans, which he considered contrary to revolutionary morality. Che wanted the youth to blindly obey the Party leaders, to happily give up their weekends to work in the fields, all the while singing revolutionary songs and chanting revolutionary slogans. Literally. Che wanted all the young to be drones in a Cuban commie hive. Individuality is a crime, Che said.

Che's thugs would round up kids with long hair, jeans, listening to rock ‘n' roll and put them in prison under a new law against behavior indicating a trend toward criminality. At best, being a hippie in Cuba would buy you a stint in jail and some beatings, maybe a long sentence in the Cuban gulag being worked to death.

Some hippies were simply shot on the spot by Che's goons who would have their death certificates attribute the cause of death to traffic accidents. A mortician in Havana who later escaped says that most of the traffic accident victims who came to his funeral home had bullet wounds.

Che came to speak at the United Nations to speak and made no secret about Cuba executing people and defended the necessity of it. He also freely spoke about the need to destroy the US. That made him the toast of the radically chic in New York, who hosted him in their penthouses.

While he was being feted, Che had multiple plots in progress to destroy New York which were discovered and defeated. One plot was to plant big bombs in all the major department stores - Macy's, Gimble's, etc - the Friday after Thanksgiving, the biggest shopping day of the year. They would have been full of women and children. Che would have been the Bin Laden of the '60s had it succeeded. Nothing so neatly illustrates the masochistic treasonous stupidity of the Left than pouring champagne and serving hors d'oeuvres to a murderous revolutionary mass murder who wanted to blow them and their children into bloody chunks.

Che was a stinking commie. Literally. His revolutionary comrades would comment that he reeked. Che just didn't bathe. Even when he went to Africa on an ill-fated attempt to stir up revolution there, the natives complained that Comrade Che did not go down to the river to wash.

Che was a book burner, thug, tyrant, coward, sadist, thief, and a serial murderer. The lefty worship of him demonstrates their own ignorance, masochism, anti-democratic character, and self-destructive compulsion.
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I denounce myself for reading this! If you read this denounce yourself NOW!

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Did I mention comrades, that I have OCD? Occidental College Delirium....

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