The Proposed Democrat Party Name Change

Is the name "Communist Party USA" still taken?
 

Reflective silver is an excellent choice, Comrade Ritz,

An excellent choice because it facilitates the projection of all the things we accuse our enemies of being.

All we have to is accuse anyone who disagrees with us as being “racist, homophobic, haters, warmongers, et. al. we got it covered.

Silver is perfect!
 

Comrades,
If I have heard it once I have heard it a thousand times:

"We Should Have Picked Our Own Cotton"

Long live the 150+ year revolution here in the former U.S. of A. In spite of comments by The Donald we are winning this battle.
 

The National American Socialist Workers Party
 

"Das Bund"
 

As we all know, comrades, it takes a village. It also takes the people in that village. America is simply a grand village full of people. We should be voting for the Village People.
 

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt

As we all know, comrades, it takes a village. It also takes the people in that village. America is simply a grand village full of people. We should be voting for the Village People.

You knew this was coming KKK and here it is:



Lyrics:
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
 

$.$. Halliburton

The National American Socialist Workers Party

Very commendable comrade, but they should distinctly signify that they are Socialists BEFORE they are Americans:

The National Socialist American Workers Party
 

If we specify "American", we micro-aggressively exclude all others, no?

This may set us up for a denouncement, a stern look, or perhaps even somebody getting whacked with a shovel...
 

Pamalinsky

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt

As we all know, comrades, it takes a village. It also takes the people in that village. America is simply a grand village full of people. We should be voting for the Village People.

You knew this was coming KKK and here it is:



...

Pamalinsky, I DENOUNCE and SHAME YOU! You didn't edit-er-revolutionize the text lyrics. But, since we ARE a kollektive after all, I have done it for you:

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you hate your damned dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a "good time".

It's fun to go to the U-S-S-R!
It's fun to go to the U-S-S-R.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to go to the U-S-S-R!
It's fun to go to the U-S-S-R.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a "good meal",
You can do what the Party tells ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the USSR.
I'm sure they can "help" you today.

It's fun to go to the U-S-S-R!
It's fun to go to the U-S-S-R.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to go to the U-S-S-R!
It's fun to go to the U-S-S-R.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a "good meal",
You can do what the Party tells ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a plane and you'll see.
There's a place there called the USSR.
There you can be-come a big shining star!.

It's fun to go to the U-S-S-R!
It's fun to go to the U-S-S-R.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

U.S.S.R ... you'll find it in the U.S.S.R.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

U.S.S.R ... you'll find it in the U.S.S.R.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

U.S.S.R ... just go to the U.S.S.R.

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

If we specify "American", we micro-aggressively exclude all others, no?

This may set us up for a denouncement, a stern look, or perhaps even somebody getting whacked with a shovel...

This is so very korrect Comrade…

Perhaps it could such for each nation in the collective:


The National Socialist French Workers Party

The National Socialist American Workers Party

The National Socialist German Workers Party

The National Socialist Israeli Workers Party
 

How’s about just cutting to the chase and forming:

The Citizens of the World Party
 

Pamalinsky

How’s about just cutting to the chase and forming:

The Citizens of the World Party

Nope, can't do it. That doesn't allow the State to build walls between us and makes us angry at things that we probably shouldn't but should because the State tells it and the Party sponsors it.

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I submit the following:

The National United Socialist States of America Worker's and Citizen's Massed Supreme Equality, Fairness, Peace, Love, and Free Stuff Party
 

Comrade Stierlitz

Pamalinsky

How’s about just cutting to the chase and forming:

The Citizens of the World Party

Nope, can't do it. That doesn't allow the State to build walls between us and makes us angry at things that we probably shouldn't but should because the State tells it and the Party sponsors it.

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I submit the following:

The National United Socialist States of America Worker's and Citizen's Massed Supreme Equality, Fairness, Peace, Love, and Free Stuff Party

OMG! That's way too long, Comrade Bull!
No one will remember it!
 

Pamalinsky

Comrade Stierlitz

Pamalinsky

How’s about just cutting to the chase and forming:

The Citizens of the World Party

Nope, can't do it. That doesn't allow the State to build walls between us and makes us angry at things that we probably shouldn't but should because the State tells it and the Party sponsors it.

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I submit the following:

The National United Socialist States of America Worker's and Citizen's Massed Supreme Equality, Fairness, Peace, Love, and Free Stuff Party

OMG! That's way too long, Comrade Bull!
No one will remember it!

Let me shorten it for you. TNUSSAWACMSEFPLFS
 

Oh, Thanks!
I now understand! I'll vote for anything you recommend. : • )
 

Hold that thought, Pamski, the Party has need of such talents...
 

Thank you, Ivan. Finally, someone who understands how I make my way in this world. It's not easy. But, if you put your bodyweight into it, you can succeed!



Chaka Khan sings about something I learned in 4th grade.

Lyrics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWIGMMMPRxQ