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The Revenge of Tom Daschle!!

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Greetings Cubists!!

It is with great pleasure as your self appointed mulit-boarded medical specialist to announce some new and exciting changes in the Health Care Delivery System that was tucked away in the new Porkulus Stimulus Bill that was just recently passed!

Buried in "The Plan" is a Party Approved system for rationed health care.

The rationing provisions reflect the behind-the-scenes-handiwork of Tom Dasshole Douchle Daschle who was the former nominee for the Health Secretary before he withdrew his name over a tax scandal.

The stimulus bill includes health rules to have all parts of everyone's medical treatment tracked electronically by a federal system to "help reduce duplicate tests and errors."

This is done by the creation of a glorious and brand spanking new bureaucracy, The National Coordinator of Health Information Technology, that monitors treatments "to make sure that your doctors are doing what is medically sound the federal government deems appropriate and cost effective."

I am very glad to see that the same crowd that bitched about Bush and Cheney "wiretapping and listening in on their phone calls" have not made a peep about this and are just fine with turning all their medical data over to us at the government!

Daschle says health-care reform “will not be pain free.” Seniors should be more accepting of the conditions that come with age instead of treating them. That means the elderly will bear the brunt. See, there is no prejudice here, Obama threw everyone's grandparents & sickly family members under the bus. (Mr Daschle however, does not plan on getting any older and he and Ted Kennedy will not be participating in this particular plan.)

I am relieved and glad that the government is taking direct action over a doctor's thought processes. I was just sick of having the Insurance Industry to do all my own thinking. I am glad that someone as smart as Joe Biden will be directing all my medical decision making.

Why just today I was asking an old colleague and fellow practioner what he thought.....

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Joe thought that wasting all those old people before he had a chance to do a little experimenting on them was a disgrace to the party!

Here is a website with multiple articles that should be added to the Blogg Site Black List immediately! These articles more closely detail some of the minor details of the plan that you shouldn't concern yourselves with.

Stay healthy or just maybe you'll find yourself looking from a bed up at Joe.

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This sounds like an invasion of privacy...but it COULDN'T be! Surely not from the beloved bill that shall wash away all our tears!

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I respectfully nominate Jack Kevorkian to be National Coordinator Czar of Health Information Technology!

Soylent Green... It's what's for dinner!

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The Committee for Media-Directed Thinking has noted your alert and taken due action. Although, Comrade, submissions may be freely given by the faithful, and in fact, are encouraged, both for the edification of the masses and to prove your own Party-Line integrity.

Yes, Herr Mengele was a practitioner of something that is a natural outgrowth of a committee-run system with limited resources. True, he was a fascist, and grossly prone to error in his thinking, but truth is truth regardless of whether it is put into practice by Nazi or Sozi.

The concept I speak of is "Unlebenswertes Leben (Life that is unworthy of life)," and was enacted in part by many hospitals during the Fascists' vain struggle against the glorious Soviet Army to free up bed space for their wounded troops. This situation gave rise to the Euthanasia Program, which killed the infirm, the mentally incapacitated, homosexuals, and others deemed too taxing on the resources of the State.

To the unenlightened, it seems cold and inhumane, but such is the price that we are willing to pay to offer the benefit of state-sponsored universal healthcare.

Comrade Border Collie...yesssssss...your suggestion does provide a solution for the problem with the corpses that will surely accumulate, especially when the State inevitably broadens the definition of Unworthy Life to alleviate the stress on our system of Redistribution. Problem is, we will have to come up with eco-friendlier methods to ensure the raw material isn't tainted for processing.

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Fear Mongerer!!!!

HMOs have been using mere clerks to make medical decisions for decades! Surely the government can do a much better job than some private capitalist company!

(in the manner of gollum) Eugenics, Eugenics

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Ivan Betinov wrote:This sounds like an invasion of privacy...but it COULDN'T be! Surely not from the beloved bill that shall wash away all our tears!

Perhaps you change your ethanol solution in your jar, comrade Ivan. The left only cares about privacy in matters of abortion, especially when it involves minors and parental notification.

Tsk, tsk...you really should get out of the jar more often friend.

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DDR Kamerad wrote: Comrade Border Collie...yesssssss...your suggestion does provide a solution for the problem with the corpses that will surely accumulate, especially when the State inevitably broadens the definition of Unworthy Life to alleviate the stress on our system of Redistribution. Problem is, we will have to come up with eco-friendlier methods to ensure the raw material isn't tainted for processing.

Most honored for acknowledgment, DDR Kamerad Comrade!

My suggestion was a group effort having come from all the inner comrades within. I am one big walking collective, on four legs of course.

Watermelons environmentalists should be consulted for keeping food product source of good quality. However, perhaps additional substances of a toxic nature in food supply might not necessarily be bad thing? It would help alleviate strain on State's resources & Mother Planet Gaia.

Of course, certain useful comrades (especially those skilled in Sheeple husbandry) should be exempt from being forced to consume partaking of common foodstuffs intended for the masses.

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I well remember the wise words of Comrade Blair, about how Milk and Apples were necessary for the well-being of a pig. So, you now have literary support for a richer more equal diet for the more equal servants of the State.


 
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