The Sacred Marriage of Mohammed and Karl Marx

The appearance of their apparitions and the result of their philosophies are so similar. Are they actually two avatars of the same spirit being? You know, like Krishna? You never knew what he was going to show up as next.

Also, the Sphinx once posed a riddle to People's Hero and Muslim socialist Oedipus. "What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?" asked the Sphinx. The answer, Oedipus knew, is man. You see, man is to beg for handouts in the morning by prostrating himself in a long line while waiting for a head of moldy cabbage. In the afternoon, he heads to the nearest university campus and stands on two feet to protest the inequalities of capitalism, the right to free tuition, and a guaranteed 4.0 GPA. As there are no doctors available to heal him of diseases that could have been treated in capitalist nations fairly quickly, and because there have been no medical breakthroughs in his country for the last four decades, in the evening he is issued a cane to hobble about on until nature takes its course. Once Oedipus answered the Sphinx, it overthrew itself, went bankrupt, and collapsed under its own weight. True story.