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The Useful Idiots Definitive List of Capitalist Deaths

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Comrades, we all know that 100 Years of Failure Proves Nothing! 100,000,000 Million Deaths By The State in 20th Century Also Proves Nothing! Glorious People of The Party(TM), being of little mind after a good Jiffi-Lobo(TM), we should be grateful for proles who we can mime-swipe from.

A useful idiot recently observed online took the time to make this definitive list of "capitalist deaths" for us:


List of Capitalist Deaths

Colonialism, the 14 hour work day, Class privilege, the 7 day working week, children in coalmines, the opium wars, the massacre of the Paris Commune, slavery, the Spanish-American War, the Boer War, Starvation, Apartheid, anti-Union laws, the First World War, Flanders, Trench Warfare, Mustard Gas, Aerial Bombing, The Soviet Intervention, The Armenian Genocide, Chemical Weapons, Fascism, The Great Depression, Hunger Marches, Nazism, the Spanish Civil War, Militarism, Asbestosis, Radiation Death, The Massacre of Nanking, the Second World War, Belsen, Dresden, Hiroshima, Racism, the Mafia, Nuclear Weapons, the Korean War, DDT, McCarthyism, Productions Lines, Blacklists, Thalidomide, the Rape of the Third World, Poverty, The Arms Race, Plastic Surgery, The Electric Chair, Environmental Degradation, the Vietnam War, the Military Suppression of Greece, India, Malaya, Indonesia, Chile, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Deforestation, Organized Crime, the Heroin and Cocaine Trade, Tuberculosis, the destruction of the Ozone Layer, Cancer and the ceased exploration of a cure and the common knowledge of cancer causing commodities such as cigs.,Aids, Exploitation of Labor, and the deaths of 50,000,000 Communists and Trade Unionists in this century alone,.......and that is just the baby list, comrades!

Rejoice comrades! And use this list any time you come across a Kapitalist Enemy!

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I looked at that link and I though, as he was talking, "And yet Marx never saw the laziness people would take in his system. After all, why work when there's some form of welfare?"

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Commissar, Yes... Marx and Engels received their inspiration from the most advanced civilizations in history: Nomadic Hunter/Gatherer Tribes! The Noble Savage has little need for bourgeois ideas of "work", like for the birds of the field, the great and glorious God Marx will provide.

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The irony is the things this useful idiot calls "capitalist deaths", reads like a list from special education class, only I'm afraid the special education students are much smarter and more well equipped to deal with reality. Takes a "special" mind indeed to come up with a list like that.

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The only items in that list pertaining to capitalism were some union references, although it seems more likely that it's the unions that killed capitalism and not otherwise.

The rest reminds me of a random list of accusations that Stalin's experts in People's Jurisprudence provided as trumped-up evidence for a show trial.

Another thing it reminds me of is a list of alleged crimes that rabid anti-Semites would post as a proof that Jews are the source of all evil in the world. Just substitute "Jews" for "capitalism." Yes, comrades, they are interchangeable. This is very characteristic of the mentality of people who make such lists. And of people who hate Jews and capitalism. Most commonly, they are the same people.

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Speaking of a special mind, Comrade Red Square is this list from The Cube main offices? Confess!A show trial is in order... or a Congratulations! I'll be at Jiffi-Lobo(TM), let me know the verdict....


List of Deaths caused by Jews


Colonialism, the 14 hour work day, Class privilege, the 7 day working week, children in coalmines, the opium wars, the massacre of the Paris Commune, slavery, the Spanish-American War, the Boer War, Starvation, Apartheid, anti-Union laws, the First World War, Flanders, Trench Warfare, Mustard Gas, Aerial Bombing, The Soviet Intervention, The Armenian Genocide, Chemical Weapons, Fascism, The Great Depression, Hunger Marches, Nazism, the Spanish Civil War, Militarism, Asbestosis, Radiation Death, The Massacre of Nanking, the Second World War, Belsen, Dresden, Hiroshima, Racism, the Mafia, Nuclear Weapons, the Korean War, DDT, McCarthyism, Productions Lines, Blacklists, Thalidomide, the Rape of the Third World, Poverty, The Arms Race, Plastic Surgery, The Electric Chair, Environmental Degradation, the Vietnam War, the Military Suppression of Greece, India, Malaya, Indonesia, Chile, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Deforestation, Organized Crime, the Heroin and Cocaine Trade, Tuberculosis, the destruction of the Ozone Layer, Cancer and the ceased exploration of a cure and the common knowledge of cancer causing commodities such as cigs.,Aids, Exploitation of Labor, and the deaths of 50,000,000 Communists and Trade Unionists in this century alone,.......and that is just the baby list, comrades!

Use this list, use it often and....

Don't forget to quote Dear Intellectual Leader:
"I am a Jew, I hate Jews, the Jews did it!" - Karl Marx

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I see Nazism and fascism on the list. But wasn't Hitler a National SOCIALIST? I think it high time we stop running from our glorious Socialist roots and rehabilitate Hitler. The very term Fascism implies a political takeover of business for the greater good of the people.

Hitler was a progressive in every sense of the word. He practiced Eugenics (like Margaret Sanger of Planned Parenthood). He linked business with the political State (like Obama) and like Obama, he was no friend of the homosexual crowd (more on that in an upcoming post). And let's not forget that like Rev. Wright, Jesse Jackson and Louis Farakhan, he was no friend of the Jooz.

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Yes, yes, Comrade Whoopie!

NSDAP does stand for National SOCIALIST German WORKERS' Party. But since International Socialism is at stake, perhaps be can leave the ethnic and national reference out.

SAP!

Furthermore, Comrade Hitler liked the color red.

Can someone here perhaps create a new flag for us? Primarily red, with a white circle in the middle, and hammer and sickle where you'd otherwise find the swastika.

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Red Rooster wrote: {off}

The irony is the things this useful idiot calls "capitalist deaths", reads like a list from special education class, only I'm afraid the special education students are much smarter and more well equipped to deal with reality. Takes a "special" mind indeed to come up with a list like that.
No one said they were smart. I'd say they were just angry at the current system of government, and some people were just willing to listen.

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Genosse Pieck wrote:Can someone here perhaps create a new flag for us? Primarily red, with a white circle in the middle, and hammer and sickle where you'd otherwise find the swastika.

The Russian National-Bolsheviks are way ahead of you, comrade!

- https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1215

Different Symptoms, Same Paranoia
Russia Too Had Yeltsin Derangement Syndrome
Lessons for the American progressives:

[TABLE] [TR] [TD]Image[/TD] [TD]
  • How to stage a coup
  • How going backwards is progress
  • How to empathize with foreign extremists without leaving Starbucks
  • How to change the world through activist reporting
  • How to defend freedom by abusing and disparaging it
  • How to make the Bush derangement syndrome appear like responsible journalism
  • How not to confuse hammer and sickle with a swastika
  • How to root for the underdog who is a Jew-bashing fascist
  • How to always lean to the left while reporting from overseas
  • How to shoot in the wrong direction and hurt the cause you think you are defending
  • How to oppose dictatorship with misleading information about the true nature of tyranny and oppression
  • How to reach a compromise with evil and lose
[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] ~

Boris Yeltsin: Lessons for America (Part One)
<br>Boris Yeltsin: Lessons for America (Part Two)

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Yeah, but who've I killed lately?

Seriously, I would've killed a lot more people in my life but my family takes up a lot of my time.

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$.$. Halliburton! I know it's your fault! You and that oil war criminal BUUUUUUSH!!! And then you KKKonservatives talk about raping the USSA and stealing EVIL OIL from luscious coastal water and displacing TRILLIONS of HIGHER SPECIES in ALASKA!!!!

You and the Exxon Valdez will burn in PITA HELL!!!!

(Excuse me, have you seen the keys to my Zil SUV?)

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Red Rooster wrote:And then you KKKonservatives talk about raping the USSA and stealing EVIL OIL from luscious coastal water and displacing TRILLIONS of HIGHER SPECIES in ALASKA!!!!

And, loving it.

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I'm speechless. They took my idea! I demand compensation! I will settle for cabbage to make Sauerkraut.

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The fellows on the bottom were complete failures: they could only rid their societies of 3 million impure souls altogether- nary a scratch on the real trend-setters.


 
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