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Those dirty Kraut backstabbers

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In the German city of Dusseldorf they had a parade and one of the floats portrayed our Dear Leader as an angel who's fallen to earth.

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This is an outrage comrades. How dare they? I denounce the people of Germany for this hateful, intolerant display of the messiah. I call for war against these Nazi bastards, a second Stalingrad. If not for the fact that the 69th Navy Cat Fighter Squadron has been disbanded, I'd sponsor a resolution calling for them to bomb all German cities flat.

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<i>Sic transit gloria mundi</i>. Thus passes the glory of the world. Which the slave riding behind the Roman given a triumph would whisper in his ear.

Def Con Five! Def Con Five! <i>Do not let the TelePrompTer know this</i>. Should TOTUS lose his confidence then the Great Hopey Changey thing will be lost, and forever.

Because you know that President Awesome can't be bothered to figure it out himself.

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ACH!!!!

I say we split Germany up again...so these VILE TRAITORS can be deported back into eeeeevil Kapitalist Westdeutschland!!! Serves them right.

Any remaining loyalists to Dear Leader will be allowed to stay in the new, improved (I know, how is that possible?) Ostdeutsch Utopia. Of course, just like last time, we'll have to build a wall to keep those ungrateful West Germans out, once they realize what they've averted given up.

Karl Marx is rolling over in his grave, I tell you!!

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Comrades do not fret!

What we might fail to understand in this depiction is that Comrade Obama, an angle sent from on high, is portrayed here as the angelic VICTIM for our solace and Understanding™. Our glorious German collective is ringing the bells of Hope™ & Change™ across the world against perceived neo-kulaks with musicals and idolatry of our glorious leader. It is only these fringe Rethuglikkkan (spit) reactionaries that we need to denounce with a vengeance now:


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Andrew Klavan must be silenced. I had thought that since he was seen only on Fox on <i>Red Eye</i> in the middle of the night that he wasn't important. After all, who listens to Gutfeld? But someone who casts doubts on the humility and self-sacrifice of Lord Zero must be exterminated.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. That bit about "humility and self sacrifice" caused to to laugh so hard that I soiled myself.

I have put in for a grant for some stimulus money to buy new underwear. Surely it qualifies: it is a matter of vital national security not to laugh at, uh, you know, that thing that stands behind TOTUS.

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The nerve of these heretics! How dare they not believe in the The One (pbuh). I'm sure once 2012 rolls around, they'll be trying to claw their way back onto the messiahs campaign bandwagon. They will want another "I am a jelly donut" moment at the wall, and they aren't gonna get it. The only thing Dear Leader hasn't done right (yet) is to convey to the Germans exactly how totally awesome he is.

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Comrades, the float is simply upside down. Chairman O is holding the crushing weight of massive recession, and all the problems caused by the Bushitler up with his own shoulders, like a modern day Atlas.

The writing on his shirt is probably just KKKapitalist graffiti.

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I'm in solidarity with Comradette Olga: split them up again! Of course, considering a friend in Berlin recently grumbled that public transit functions only 70% of the time (repairs or something), that might occur spontaneously.

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The writing on President Awesome Zero's shirt is German for "The liberator" or "The savior." Contrary to what some have said, it does <i>not</i> say, "I fell out of the sky because I shouldn't have been flying anyway."

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" I inherited these useless wings from Bush; the halo is all ME!!!"

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And don't forget what those Germans did with Comrade Clinton. It too, was the Chinese Year of the Tiger.

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Ach, Quatsch!

It always feels good to say that, no matter the context.

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This is horrible! I thought our Jerry friends were, well, our friends! Are they not more socialist then us? Is the One not doing his job of bringing the Progressive World of Next Tuesday to AmeriKKKa? Isn't Germany a model of the world to follow?!

How dare they criticize the Obamasiah like this! He's doing the best he can with these goofy Reich-Wing reactionaries running about. At least in Germany, they had that problem figured out a long time ago.

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Leninka wrote:And don't forget what those Germans did with Comrade Clinton. It too, was the Chinese Year of the Tiger.
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Hahahaha. . .! That is funny!

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Leninka wrote:And don't forget what those Germans did with Comrade Clinton. It too, was the Chinese Year of the Tiger.

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Image BWAHAHAHAHAHA...can we get that put into the may day festival parade?


 
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