Because one picture is worth a thousand words. And, if your name rhymes with "Yo mama", most of them will be first-person singular pronouns.

1. The above photo is evidence that:
a) Old age has not been kind to the Pillsbury Dough Boy^TM
b) The United States is not the only country being led by a bizarre narcissistic clown
c) The leisure time options in North Korea really suck
d) A country that lacks nightime illumination probably also lacks Depends^TM too.


2. Select the proper caption for the above photo:
a) "Moo!"
b) "Not tonight, Hugo, I have a headache."
c) "Shit, is that Sean Penn coming? Let's hide, dammit."
d) "Look Fidel, Obama's hogging the big mirror again."


3. What can you conclude from the above photo?
a) Having one's oil changed is an easy way to gain international attention these days
b) Barack Obama had his oil changed at this place
c) If you didn't get an oil change, you'd have to pay for your Nobel Peace Prize
d) Nobel Committee Euroweenies come all the way to Texas for their truck accessories


4. Is this man a progressive?
a) Yes, he has large prominent ears like Barack Obama
b) Yes, he is a useless man of no accomplishment who has been elevated to faux celebrity status by fate but somehow feels this makes him smarter than everyone else, like Barack Obama
c) Yes, he flew a long distance in a private jet accompanied by an entourage so he could lecture average people about their carbon emissions, like Barack Obama
d) Yes, he gets free government-supplied gold-plated health benefits but expects his subjects to spend months on a waiting list hoping to obtain a life-saving operation, like Barack Obama


5. This scene is an outrage because
a) Homeless people should get cellphone service for free
b) The First Lady has to take a part-time job to make ends meet
c) America's poor have to settle for Blackberrys instead of the iPhones available to the elite
d) The white guy in the background is just standing around while the people of color do all the work

Scoring:
There will be no scoring at this time, comrades. But the Party is always watching so be careful of what you say and do. Above all, be afraid; be very afraid. And remember, the state is here to serve you.

Comrade, under equal outcomes for all, scoring would be pointless. Incorrect answers are not permitted, thus anyone attempting to make an incorrect answer must be a thought criminal.

As for Prince Charlie, I noticed that while he took the Royal Jet to Copenhagen, the Queen mum was forced to ride the train. I denounce his carbon footprint while cheering the Queen's egalitarianism.

Comrade Whoopie wrote: As for Prince Charlie, I noticed that while he took the Royal Jet to Copenhagen, the Queen mum was forced to ride the train. I denounce his carbon footprint while cheering the Queen's egalitarianism.

Comrade, if the Movement to Stop Climate Change were about saving the planet or something, this would matter. In reality, the pending AGW catastophe is just the "cover story" for what we progressives are really attempting to do: take millions billions trillions of dollars from the corrupt bourgeoisie in the developed countries and put that money in the pockets of greedy politicians like Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi public-spirited officials in those countries and kleptocratic ass-clowns populist leaders in undeveloped ones. As such, the queen's pitiful effort is useless in our cause. We don't need dewy-eyed geeks that recycle and install new lightbulbs so they can feel good about themselves; we need high-profile blowhards to make stem-winding incoherent speeches in front of crowds of brain-dead unemployed clowns which drooling journalistas all over the world can somberly report on so as the feed the guilt of wealthy fools who will do our bidding and give us money and power. That's why Prince Big Ears and American celebrities are so valuable to us, and the queen mum is not. Maybe if she could learn to say "the poles are melting" convincingly, we could find a gig for her....