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Giving the index finger to our Leader is not acceptable!

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Most loyal comrades, this is not acceptable. I am so bothered, that I am beside myself... on both sides.

It seems that our dear Leaders WTF?! . .. "winning the future" campaign is not as winning as it must be. Last year the American schools and the little school childrens, entered the competition to have our glorious, desirous and much adored (by His own estimation) Barack Hussein Obama, speak at their little graduation commencement speechs, numbered over 1,000. . . eager faces, ready to hear dear Leader speak about himself and his bountiful bounties.

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But, this from the White House "House of No Color to be Mentioned" (to quote Tovarichi, blah, blah, blah) memo there have been only about, in the vicinity of, rounded off to..... 14 applications. This cannot be!

HOW EMBARRASSING IS THIS FOR OBAMOA?! Much, I should say! What is wrong with these school and their lousy, reichwinger kids?! Thus and so, I am begging you, comrades, to call your schools, call your ISD's, threatening your principals, terrorise parents, call NEA and other Union thugs to protest and intimidate!

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We must not allowed dear Leader to look like the unpopular, unwanted fool that he is. . . person that he is made out to be!

https://waznmentobe.com/politics/schools-say-screw-u-obama.html

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To be quoted by a Czar! My mother will be so proud, I hope I can get word of this accomplishment past her guards...

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Tovarichi wrote:To be quoted by a Czar! My mother will be so proud, I hope I can get word of this accomplishment past her guards...

Dear young almost made Prog, I feel it is my duty and call to throw a few crumbs of acknowledgment (as much as I might loath it) to the lowly masses. You are therefore welcome and may feel free to send any donations to myself, which of course, will be donated to a charity of my choosing. cough

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[pondering: why would a rich woman like a Czar pressure a member of the working party for funds? Image Czars have great palaces, elektricity, indoor plumbing, pentium Komputers, why press for money, when not by Diktat of the One true Ruler who would only ask that I pay my fair share in taxes to benefit the poor...the Czar would not embarrass herself with such a Kapitalist endeavor....waiiiiiiiit..... I've GOT IT! This is a test of my party loyalty! (end pondering)]

I denounce the appeal for donations as a bourgeois Kapitalist endeavor! My money goes to feed the poor, as determined by the ONE, or is needed to pay his way to high school graduation speaking exercises. I was educated by the State, I am not so easily fooled.


Guten Abend, Czar Fraulein! Nice try.

Back on topik, it is sad that somewhere, some school will be appointed as the "winner" and have to endure the "sermon on the Amount" (given entirely in first-person, singular, superlative) as a graduation speech...

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Comrades,

There must be a large chunk of cash available to be placed in a "Stimulate Yourself" fund.

These monies will be used as an economic incentive payable to whatever school, or entity, that invites the “anointed one” to speak at the ceremony.

Use the favorite tool of capitalists as a weapon against them.

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Tovarichi wrote:...
I denounce the appeal for donations as a bourgeois Kapitalist endeavor! My money goes to feed the poor, as determined by the ONE, or is needed to pay his way to high school graduation speaking exercises. I was educated by the State, I am not so easily fooled.

I MUST DENOUNCE YOU FOR ANY DENOUEMENT MADE & DIRECTED AT THE LOYAL FRAU, WHICH IS MYSELF.
I, myself, have many charitable charities to which I donate donations! Shame on you for any and all implications that I do not donate to worthy liberal cause!!
OFF to the gulag, where you will spend your time toiling toilfully, until your mind gets straight. spit
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...and praise to Comrade Tooorisky for having a straight Prog mind.

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Am I to believe that that was not a test of loyalty and you actually WERE asking for DONATIONS? Oops! I thought that no Czar loyal to the party would need money, and I never even thought of you not donating to worthy workers and brothers of unions.
Gospazha, the front of my shovel shines like the edge of a knife, from honest use. I thought I had detected a test, and responded properly. It seems not so. My most sincere apologies, I too make donations, and not just beets. If the Party needs my abilities in Gulag, so be it.

Perhaps the Work-camp 6 Preparatory School for Children of Workers in Central Texazistan (P.S. Six, GooooOOOOO WEED-PULLERS!) will submit an application to have His Supremeness, the ONE speak at the graduation ceremonies; (that would make 15 applications, no?) otherwise the student body will be cleaning litter off of the sides of the highway that weekend.

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Relax dearest Frau, true progdom knows where they're bread is buttered...

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Dear Fraulein,
I have spoken to my contacts at the White House "House of No Color to be Mentioned" and they have assured me that the problem is just a matter of a small clerical error. The intern who typed that memo up forgot to add the K after the 14. The corrected memo should read: "But, this from the White House "House of No Color to be Mentioned" memo there have been only about, in the vicinity of, rounded off to..... 14K applications."

The intern in question has been sent by Moose Cart to the Gulag of Shame in Alaska reassigned to a less demanding position. They also said they were sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you and to thank you for pointing out the error.

The quality of interns has really dropped lately. Any ideas Comrades?

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I have ideas, but I'm packing for Gulag...The Frau is a bit touchy right now.

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Tovarichi wrote: My most sincere apologies, I too make donations, and not just beets. If the Party needs my abilities in Gulag, so be it.

Perhaps the Work-camp 6 Preparatory School for Children of Workers in Central Texazistan (P.S. Six, GooooOOOOO WEED-PULLERS!) will submit an application to have His Supremeness, the ONE speak at the graduation ceremonies; (that would make 15 applications, no?) otherwise the student body will be cleaning litter off of the sides of the highway that weekend.

THIS IS THE SORT OF CLEAR THINKING WE ARE LOOKING FOR, DEAR TRYING- TO- BE- LOYAL- MADE- PROG. Enjoy your delightful stay in our newly renovated gulag. You will find your name ID on the appropriate door. (just a word of caution... most of the snakes and spides are harmless. Most)

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Dear Buffoon, your most accurate photo of our dear Leader is... most accurate indeed.

Comarde Grigori E.R., mucho graciousness for your updated, informative clarification. I will rest easier now, knowing this was simply a mistaken, misinterpretation by some lowly prole, roaming the "House of No Color to be Mentioned".
Ideas!? Ah yes, I am full. In 2 to 80 weeks, prole Tovarichi might be the perfect choice to intern. Jiffy-Lobo produces such quality Progs, socialist and commies, does it not? If not, then we can always send Buffoon. He is perfect for any job... and has so much in common with VP bin Biden.

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These children are so childish. They should be told to apply to hear Grim Leader in no uncertain terms, then sent to their rooms for a timeout and some self criticism. Once they think about it on empty stomachs they'll realize the error of their thinking.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:These children are so childish. They should be told to apply to hear Grim Leader in no uncertain terms, then sent to their rooms for a timeout and some self criticism. Once they think about it on empty stomachs they'll realize the error of their thinking.

I am thinking some of these spoiled reichwinger brats thoughtless wee tots of humanity should be sent to the gulags for a "visit". Also, condolence letters of persuasion sent to all parental units and principals. ah yes, I love when a plan comes together.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:
I am thinking some of these spoiled reichwinger brats thoughtless wee tots of humanity should be sent to the gulags for a "visit". Also, condolence letters of persuasion sent to all parental units and principals. ah yes, I love when a plan comes together.
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What chance is there for "the children" now that (as reported today by Comrade Grigori) that two of our most reliable shills will no longer be Schilling for npr and may well have laid the political foundation for the Reich Wing to intimidate Congress into depriving npr and pbs of taxpayer funding? What will the children do? In whose neighborhood will they then be forced to wander? .


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Spaszebo, Gospaszha Fraulein,

Your Gulag postcard reminds me of luxury resort near Sarajevo that I occupied Liberated once. The Former Republik of Yugoslavia was no picnic, I say it was BANQUET fit for Comrade Mikail Moore!! I will serve the party proudly from such a fine office.

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Fearless Leader, what a glorious looking tube you have... and just image, being able to turn it on and see yourself every day, on every channel. If only my personal receiver were receiving, I would be filled with excitement.

ah yes, dear prole Tovarichi, we are eager to hear of your eager serving abilities. Some lesser proles have fought the process and . . . . . will I digress. Who want to hear of such sad tales? You shall do fine. Just keep your nose to the gulag floor and your wandering eyes off of Pres. Michelle and their dog Fluffy... or whatever.

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"House of No Color to be Mentioned" I have now seen used by another Party Official. Though I developed it and used it first, I cannot claim it since all belongs to the state, but I do offer its future use to all loyal party members without fees. Let it now be added (at no charge) to glorious list of party phrases as "House of No Color to be Mentioned" ™

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Comrades,

Another possibility which has not been fully explored, is the raising of one finger is not a sign of disrespect or malcontent, rather it is the new age method for voting “present”.

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This is all that reichwinger Scott Walker's fault. If he would just give the teachers all the money in the treasury like they deserve, they could stop picketing and go back to teaching the junior party members who have apparently been out of skool so long, they forgot who is their leader. You'd think it wouldn't be so hard to figure out - Dear Barack is the only guy in the country with a halo - but I guess stoopid kids are not very sofisitkated sovesticaked smart thinkers like us adults.

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Opiate, you blame Walker, yet all is to be attributed to Bush-Cheney-Halliburton- global warming, Is there a change to party policy not announced in Pravda?



 
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