Mama Michelle teaches Africa!


It is with great pleasure to report from Africa that your FLATUS (I hope I got that right) is now on the continent of her forefathers.
Truly, history has made the full circle. Her forefathers left our shores as slaves, now she is back as the Most Chilled FLATUS in the World!
http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2011/06/23/restaurant-owner-in-awe-of-a-chilled-michelle
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Restaurant owner in awe of a chilled MichelleANDILE NDLOVU | 23 June, 2011 23:41
My friends: Notice how she is spreading the good news about the Nutritional Value of Beets!
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The first lady had a variety of salads including their "beetroot apple coriander salad", and a fragranced rice with caramelised onion and aubergine. Salads at The Kitchen cost about R50 each.And she also teaches us to be Fit and Believe in Ourselves!
http://www.thenewage.co.za/21437-1008-5 ... res_at_UCT
My Comrades, I declare that the FLATUS has the most inspiring tongue in the known universe.
Amandla!
Obamugabe




Obamugabe may be correct, another variation I heard was FLOATUS. Octomom was already taken.


But I must say, cleaning the floor in that manner is a little beneath the stature of a FLOT, is it not? I would think a mop would be much more. . . . but possibly that is racist??

Put hand on shovel here and here.



This is so reminiscent of when Jackie Kennedy went to France,
not only could she could speak the language, be graceful and converse with Charles de Gaulle,
She got also get down on the floor and crank out push-ups to impress [?] him,
It may not be a naturally born woman!




And keep in mind - we have ways of finding you, food criminal!