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Comrades,

Are you holding worthless US currency? Text #66639 to exchange your wallet’s Andrew Jacksons into strong TPC Rubles.

TPC Operators are ready to transfer your wealth, now.

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Comrade, Jackaloplipsky, dollars simply cannot be transferred into Rubles because Rubles cannot be used to form shell accounts to make illegal campaign contributions to help Democrats. Currently, the offices of Jho Low is now offering to transfer your dollars into Yuan-Renminbi, according to recording artist Prakazrel “Pras” Michel, a founding member of the Fugees, who stands accused of funneling money into former president Barack Obama’s re-election campaign in 2012. “Pras” praised Comrade Low, who, through various incentives and shell accounts, contributed funds estimated to be 20 to 30 million dollars to the campaign of Democrat Barack Obama. Understand that Comrade Low was convinced that Obama would be willing to sit down with various leaders of nations that despised the United States and would apologize profusely to any nation that could attack and destroy us before we could self-destruct ourselves. Comrades, exchanging dollars into Yuan-Renminbi is the fast track to diplomacy and to our future Chinese leaders. Remember as progressives, transferring your dollars into Yuan-Renminbi rather than Rubles is just an unadulterated form of pure leadership despite the great unwashed, gun and bible-toting deplorable hordes. Just think about all the money we could save if Yuan-Renminbi were used to pick more of our nominees, which would finally give a wedgie to hope and optimism as we defeat logic and reason by transferring our dollars to the Chinese trust accounts.


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Two bags for one yuan (59 fen each). What a bargain!
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I am being told that Yuan-Renminbi is upset as Juan Renminbi has culturally appropriated his last name. Remember, every ting is made in China, inhabited by the Chinese and not by a bunch of Aztecs dressed up!


 
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