Speaking of a Moochelle fashion show ... Something more equal for the Photoshop Geniuses here

From https://www.jameshance.com/wookiee-the-chew.html

Wookiee The Chew


I can see a few other WH characters added..........

This could open another dimension of Warped speed.

Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.) said this about our dear FLOTUS!

Sensenbrenner was overheard saying that after buying all their “crap” (his word) a woman approached him and praised first lady Michelle Obama. He told the woman that Michelle should practice what she preaches — “she lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself.”

How dare he! In polite society, Michelle's generosity is known as "largesse," a French word meaning, a bit heavy about the thighs.

As usual, the Rethugs engage in their ugly, racist, bootiephobia rhetoric!

Comrade Pamalinski, I am sure the evil Rethuglikkkan meant it as a compliment - after all, the bigger FLATUS is back there, the more of her there is for us to adore!

Just for the record First Lady Above The United States is a MUCH more accurate acronym, don't you think?

R.O.C.K. said:Just for the record First Lady Above The United States is a MUCH more accurate acronym, don't you think?

Yes!

Tastes differ. Any attempts to quantify FLOTUS's posterior are inadmissible in the court of public opinion as mere value judgments.

In contrast, it is a provable and objective fact that no matter what couturier dresses her up, FLOTUS always looks like a big dog in a dress.

Comrade Square - may I call you Red? - I believe it's safe to say that the warp and woof of Her Majesty's posterior is delightfully represented in this rare FLATULAR photo!

I wonder if She dreams of running through fields when She sleeps...

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:I wonder if She dreams of running through fields when She sleeps...

Or lifting her leg on her limo.

Oh, no, Pamalinsky. That's what Dear Oleader does himself. Michelle, being a bitch in every sense of the word, merely jumps on the hood and relieves herself.

I'm told the carpets in the White House will never be the same.

The First Lady redistributing the wealth by example.

Hmmm. Does she have worms?

I know, I know, Theo. She is a bitch in every sense of the word. But sometimes I think she has a surfeit of testosterone, exceeding even that of her husband. She appears to be very "flexible" in her role-playing, making it quite possible for her to relieve herself by lifting her leg.

Worms? Probably.

Comrades, this thread is dedicated to honest, civil discourse about the First Lady's fashion choices. It should not degenerate into a middle-school level discussion about any perceived resemblance she might have to a dog.

But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by such juvenile right-leaning antics amongst you, since none of you possess even a drop of that which overflows from my bottomless (as some of us are) wellspring of caring and compassion for those to whom the state has yet to redistribute a fair share of millihelens.

I am extremely displeased about this, and I demand to know who started it. Who was first to compare her to a canine, thus encouraging other, less equal comrades to—to—well, if you'll pardon the expression, to fetch the stick this instigator threw their way?

Let that culprit come forward and confess, that I might show him or her more compassion than he or she might deserve than if they just cowered somewhere—say, behind the object of their ridicule.

Or for that matter, let any one of you denounce that person, or at least point that person out to me! Comrades, I'm so enraged that I can barely see to scroll back on this thread and pinpoint WHO STARTED THIS ATROCITY!

Who will seek my favor—and ultimately, my renowned compassion and caring that could catapult you to the top of any waiting list for any government program you fancy?

I WANT A NAME! GIVE ME A NAME!

For once, it's good to be out of the path of the Golden Shovel of Knowledge and Justice...

Say, has anyone noticed...nawww, nevermind.

Tovarichi wrote:For once, it's good to be out of the path of the Golden Shovel of Knowledge and Justice...

I think I agree with you here, Tovi! I just don't know what to say!

You want names? I'll give you some names! Pinkie, it was YOU who started this thread. Yes! YOU! Knowing this, how can you possibly admonish us? We were just following along, makin' our comments, just like Red Square! Are ya gonna admonish HIM?You know how much I admire you, Pinkie. Jeez! I've been suckin' up to you for years! Why? Why now, when so much is at stake?I am truly distraught about this.

Raging Bitch Pinkie wrote:Or for that matter, let any one of you denounce that person, or at least point that person out to me! Comrades, I'm so enraged that I can barely see to scroll back on this thread and pinpoint WHO STARTED THIS ATROCITY!

Oh. Did I say that out loud?

Dear Pinkie, I do understand so well the difficulty of actually moving a finger over to the trackpad or the mouse to move the page up. It's so hard, and I sigh so much that I have an indentation shaped like the back of my hand on my forehead.

You see, I am practicing for the Occupy people. I don't feel nearly entitled enough for my status, and just today I found myself feeling sympathy for someone other than, well, good old progalicious me.

And Pamalinski, take it from me. Pinkie doesn't take blame. Nor does the shovel.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:

Raging Bitch Pinkie wrote: And Pamalinski, take it from me. Pinkie doesn't take blame. Nor does the shovel.

Fine!

Pamalinsky wrote:You want names? I'll give you some names! Pinkie, it was YOU who started this thread. Yes! YOU! Knowing this, how can you possibly admonish us? We were just following along, makin' our comments, just like Red Square! Are ya gonna admonish HIM?You know how much I admire you, Pinkie. Jeez! I've been suckin' up to you for years! Why? Why now, when so much is at stake?I am truly distraught about this.

Yes, Pamalinsky, I did indeed start this thread, which is dedicated to the First Lady's fashions. However, I am not responsible for this sudden canine tangent and I mean to put a shovel-shaped dent in someone's head for it.

I am even more truly distraught about this than you are. Can you tell yet?

That would be Red Square.

Will this encounter with the culprit be on pay-per-view ?

Who pays for state-owned broadcasting?

Oh. My. God.

I see that the Mickey Finn that Bruno slipped me made me call dearest Commissarka Pinkie a raging bitch. That is the FARTHEST thing from my mind, even though I still finger the indentations in my skull left from the corrective ministrations of her shovel.

I cannot fathom how this happened. I shall hie myself off to Jiffy Lobo for some ministrations.

Nope, I just don't see how you, THEOCRITUS called Pinky a RAGING BITCH (his words, not mine!) , and think you can pawn that off on chemical influence. I just think that you ought to clear your schedule, and take down any breakables that might be within the arc of the Golden Shovel. Lucky for you, Obamacare will see to the medical procedures. When you fall, try to remain on your back. It will keep Bruno at least puzzled until you wake up...

Krasnodar wrote:That would be Red Square.

Will this encounter with the culprit be on pay-per-view ?

Ah, it was indeed Red Square! However, because he is Red Square, he is immune from my shovel and thus enjoys the benefit of what is known as a "Whacking Boy" anytime he does something to tick me off.

In the past, Whacking Boy has generally been Comrade Whoopie, but since he hasn't been around lately, I shall have to make do with the nearest available comrade.

And that would be you, Krasnodar. Heads up, Whacking Boy!

WHACK!!!

Oh, and here's another one for you, because you ratted out our People's Director. What were you thinking?

WHACK!!!

You weren't. And you definitely won't be thinking now.

Tovarichi, clean that up. As for you, Theocritus--well, let's just say I have other plans for you and leave it at that.

This will be easy, he's all hat and teeth... and he brought his own spoon.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
The Queen is clearly dressed for spring in a pretty pastel pink.

Michelle, on the other hand, looks like a huge mutant crow.

A bird is not a dog, so now I deduct that it certainly was not Pinkie who 1st slung the dung at Moochelle, however the investigation continues.

Krasnodar wrote:That would be Red Square.

Will this encounter with the culprit be on pay-per-view ?

Now, after scrupulous research, leaving no bone un-turned or licked even perhaps chewed, I, and I lone have the answer to this puzzling riddle of a dog eats crow case.

What a delicate flower of socialism..........

Tell me, Pinkie....... do you know what a " claymore " is ?

Because if you don't, I do.

I know what a Claymore is; I have both versions. One to, er, entertain new visitors and the other to be secreted around the Rancho.

Pinkie, I do not worry about your vengeance. I am currently massing an attack of the talent-shitting pigeons, which I have been breeding to be just as greedy and shit-producing as all of the National Education Association. There is no force in the universe, including dark matter and even dark energy which can withstand the force of the shit of the NEA.

It is utterly and completely wrong, self-serving, disenfranchising, enfeebling, self-centered, solipsistic, and vicious.

I love it. Pardon me while I change my pants.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by such juvenile right-leaning antics amongst you, since none of you possess even a drop of that which overflows from my bottomless (as some of us are) wellspring of caring and compassion...

Well, YOU may be bottomless, Comrade Pinkie, but it's quite apparent that FLATUS isn't. And I suspect that after the First Family's $4million vacation in Hawaii it may even be expanding.

Let's hope she doesn't go snorkeling in the ocean - I fear for Los Angeles...

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by such juvenile right-leaning antics amongst you, since none of you possess even a drop of that which overflows from my bottomless (as some of us are) wellspring of caring and compassion...

Well, YOU may be bottomless, Comrade Pinkie, but it's quite apparent that FLATUS isn't. And I suspect that after the First Family's $4million vacation in Hawaii it may even be expanding.

Let's hope she doesn't go snorkeling in the ocean - I fear for Los Angeles...

Outstanding!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:You want names? I'll give you some names! Pinkie, it was YOU who started this thread. Yes! YOU! Knowing this, how can you possibly admonish us? We were just following along, makin' our comments, just like Red Square! Are ya gonna admonish HIM?You know how much I admire you, Pinkie. Jeez! I've been suckin' up to you for years! Why? Why now, when so much is at stake?I am truly distraught about this.

Yes, Pamalinsky, I did indeed start this thread, which is dedicated to the First Lady's fashions. However, I am not responsible for this sudden canine tangent and I mean to put a shovel-shaped dent in someone's head for it.

I am even more truly distraught about this than you are. Can you tell yet?

This thread is not just dedicated to the First Lady's Fashion, Pinkie. NO! It is dedicated to TRASHIN' the First Lady's Fashion.


Keyword: TRASHIN'!


I believe all comrades involved here were "in compliance" with your parameters of free speech, something I know you cherish. Right?


Maybe you just had a brain fart. A brain fart is, well, just a fart! As you well know, nothin' says lovin' like allowing your loved one to fart in your presence, or belch. You know I love ya Pinkie, right? Keep that thought when I tuck you in for the night's sleep, making sure your quilt is air-tight, and go into another room to mess with my computer. ; • ) Pleasant dreams my dear Pinkie!Remember, Pinkie,A hiss is just a hiss (O does this perfectly!),A lie is just a lie,On this you can rely,The World will always welcome lovers,As time goes by!

Pamalinsky, I know the Progressive way is to use strong diplomacy as described here:

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... tml#119935

THE PROGRESSIVE'S 8-STEP GUIDE TO DEALING WITH A BULLY:

1. Announce that the bully's behavior is unacceptable.

2. Should they continue behaving unacceptably, we tell them that their unacceptable behavior cannot be allowed to continue.

3. Should the unacceptable behavior continue anyway, then we tell them that we really mean what we said.

4. If they're still behaving unacceptably, then we remind them that we really, REALLY do mean what we said, and that we're not just saying that.

5. Should this result in only more unacceptable behavior, we tell them that this time, we're serious.

6. If that doesn't work (and it usually doesn't, but we Progs pride ourselves on retaining faith in the inherent goodness of our fellow man and our own ability to make others see reason), then we inform them that we may have to consider scheduling an appointment to go to Geneva, where we will meet with fellow peace-loving Progs to discuss the possibility of approaching the U.N. with a request for permission to advise the bullies that we may have to impose sanctions.

7. If that doesn't work, then we travel to some glamourous resort to attend a U.N. Conference on Global Sustainability, then fly to another resort to address a symposium on the need to keep funding the U.N. as the world's events prove that we simply cannot hope to live in peace without it.

8. If, by this time, the unacceptable behavior has spread and can no longer be contained, go back to Step 1 and start over, and have faith that this time, we'll get different results.

I'm also aware of some old saying to the effect that one shouldn't use a cannon to kill a mosquito.

But right now, I am in such a bad mood that having read your post, the above link and old saying amount to nothing but bullcrap to me. Therefore . . .

WHACK!!!

I can do this and get away with it because as a Made Prog, the most important thing of all is that I care.

B-B-B-But, Pinkie! I'M a made prog too! WhataboutME? (ME ME ME)? OK, you got "made" before me, I'll admit that. BUT, doesn't being "Made" make us all equal, no matter WHEN we got made? Huh? I thought this prog thing brought us all together!

It really hurts me when you refer to me as a mosquito. Yeah, that hurts!

Maybe I'll just move to another climate, say, Alaska, where mosquitos are truly appreciated!BTW, I'm scheduled for some plastic surgery, so anything you whack me with will not prevail! After that, I guess I will just ignore you. This makes me very sad, since I love you so much. But, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do! Right?Love ya, Pinkie!

Oh, and thanks so much for the Holiday "buzz killer" Pinkie. Have a great "Holiday" season! I spent a good deal of my time trying to goose up your ratings on the Cube. To no avail. And yeah, we all need it sometimes! Even you.

Pamalinski, you never told us that you have a serrated edge.

Speaking of which......
Have you ever flown a wire-guided TOW missile ? Great fun... especially the detonation.

Thank you, my darling Krasnodar!

I know nothing about TOW missiles! BUT, that serrated edge you mentioned? I bought a porcelain-edge knife on CVC. A clean cut that will last forever, so they say. I'm using it because I have to. Otherwise I would use it to chop cucumbers!

(Actually, it works both ways! )

The TOW is an wire-guided anti-tank missile; you fly it to its target, which I might add is more than just a little cool. However, the it also works well as an immediate means to terminate a less than satisfactory relationship.

You know, ponderous rhetorical essays written by some here might be viewed as means of persuasion. Fair enough.
But just one of these TOW's will close the deal, but good !

And to dearest Pinkie, who arbitrarily coined yours truly as her " whacking boy " this morning and then proceeded to slam me with her shovel TWICE ............

May I recommend that you remember this picture.

PS, You can't here it coming before it's all over.

Nice memories there, Krasno. Remember that the TOW is limited to 3750 meters, and you have to have line of sight to your target the whole time of flight., the missile of choice is HELLFIRE


good to 8KM, laser giuded, and it doesn't have to be your own laser. My days flying Cobras (TOW equipped) and Apache (my beloved AGM-114 Hellfire) have taught me such trivia, and the ability to kill stuff at 8 km in the dark.
and it's a cool way to commute to work...

No arguments about the Hellfire. No sir !
As for myself, flying TOWs old school has a deeply satisfying feeling of personal involvement upon detonation.

Sorta' like cooking with an oven instead of a microwave.

( My son was a 15 Romeo Apache Longbow ground mechanic.) He's got some interesting stories of Israeli tactics with their Apaches and Hellfires. Groups of three birds at night...........Scary cold, my friend...... Scary cold !

We really need more education here at the Cube. That list of proggish democratic steps to deal with a bully just isn't sufficient. I mean, we have all the words, but where's the gulping, the turning white, the shaking of knees, the loosening of bowels as someone doesn't love us because we are progs?

Where is giving a Nobel Peace Prize to one of them? Jeez? Jimmy and Arafat both. How brilliant is that? And neither one learned from it.

Which is as it should be. We really really love the bullies because, well, they're nasty bullies. They're physical thugs. You know I have a hard-on for Trumpka and Stern. They aren't afraid to rouse the troops to go out and beat heads. It's so unsatisfying to be like a left-wing professor and merely state that there should be violence on the street, but since I'm a Made Prog, I'm also a Made Pussy and I have to rely on union thugs and other soldiers for freedom.

That's why I will always wink when I denounce some Muslim brother for the odd suicide bomb killing a few people. Hell, what's that? I didn't notice because I was figuring out how to stop oil production in West Texas because of a 3" lizard that no one ever knew existed and it can only be told from another lizard by dissecting it. This is the apotheopesis of proggery: shut things down for a lizard that you have to kill to protect.

But that's not the point. The point is to tell people to do things.

Because we can.

Dig a hole. Fill it up. Why? Because I say so.

Comrade Theocritus,
Your holiday cheer reminds me of mid-winter in East Berlin.
You know, back in the good old days before the wall to keep the west out came down.
I recall row upon row of grey, somewhat functional government-built apartments.... each and every unit equal in all things, right down to the windows that fell out a few months after completion.

Ah, Krasnodar, are you lost in your nostalgia for the STASI too? I mean, in these days where are the hard-core totalitarians? Well, I know they're in the White House but I'm really really tired of waiting. I'm anticipating the Rupture NOW!

Have you been forced to sit through The Lives of Others? What a horrible movie. I have heard of recidivist progs read of the prog Book of Life, which is the Democrat poll register, who found it nearly unbearably moving. Of course the State should interfere with everything. Of course it should bug apartments. Of course it should keep artists captive. Of course even sex ought to be allocated by one's allegiance to the party. Because we do not exist except in relation to something else.

Let's repeat that: we do not exist except in relation to something else. We demand a salvation and when salvation comes from earthly powers, then we have the glories of the concentration camp.

And in that horrible movie, when his partner, an actress, is forced to admit that she was traduced into informing against him, she runs in front of a truck and commits suicide.

Real people wouldn't do that. After all, that would be, and I look around in shame and awe, integrity. Horrible. Just awful. We have the perfect example in Joe Biden who said in effect that he was glad to have Barack Hussein Obama because he cleaned up well. And for that he got vice president.

I invite all comrades to ponder that one closely.

MOOCH dressed in style for Dancing with the Cows

There turns out to be an entire blog out there, by a professional fashion buyer, dedicated to trashin' the First Lady's fashion. And it's good! (The pic with the caption is from it).

Newsbird's Views

Michelle Obama style and other Obama disasters

I'm sorry but this just belongs here.


Hey, if they make me laugh they must be true. "Stupid is as stupid does" - Forest Gump.

Look at Michelle's head. With that huge forehead, she could I'm sure finally solve Einstein's Unified Field Theory. As you know, he argued with Heidegger, who was proven to be right, but he's gotten a lot of credit.

As should she. She can do a Unified Field Theory of What She Wants Us to Eat. Or How Much Salt to Eat.

I wish I knew how to spell that Wookie roar so often uttered by Chewbacca... and why is it so easy to imagine hearing that from outside the White House?

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:I wish I knew how to spell that Wookie roar so often uttered by Chewbacca... and why is it so easy to imagine hearing that from outside the White House?

I'm not sure about the English version but in Arabic it is ...

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:I wish I knew how to spell that Wookie roar so often uttered by Chewbacca... and why is it so easy to imagine hearing that from outside the White House?

Comrade, because of Mooch, it is the most trendy of the language arts being taught in all of our the top universities today.

Dig4Utopia wrote:
Comrade, because of Mooch, it is the most trendy of the language arts being taught in all of our the top universities today.

Nicely played Dig! Excellent! (I intend to steal this, for "educational" purposes, of course!)

So I was watching Fox News with Bret Baier this evening--strictly for opposition research purposes, mind you--and about 7 minutes into the broadcast I was treated to a clip of the Obamas in which Michelle's slip was showing quite prominently from beneath her dress.

It wasn't because the wind was blowing up her skirt; it was a straight A-line dress. A whole length of her slip was hanging quite evenly a couple of inches below and parallel to the hemline of the dress. The slip was simply too long for that particular dress, and should've been adjusted accordingly. I could've sworn that's why she has such a huge staff of ladies-in-waiting, to look out for these "slip-ups" so I don't have to.

Though I suspect only Pamalinsky would comprehend what I'm blathering about. I'll try to find a link to the video.

Perhaps Michelle should've asked her husband if she could see herself in a large mirror.
This shouldn't be a problem..... he's got plenty of them.

https://video.foxnews.com/v/1549310369001/

At the 1:30 mark.

Truly horrifying.

Pinkie, surely you must have seen this:

Our esteemed FLOTUS certainly knows how to take a fashion risk, doesn't she? (I'm thinking FLOTSAM AND JETSAM). And Reuters actually put a copyright on it. Would love to hear what the Muslim Brotherhood has to say about her "ensemble." Any further commentary I could make on this might seem…well…unseemly.

p.s. The "slip-showing" observation of yours is definitely a "girl thing." (Mostly guys on this thread.)

Pinkie, I showed the showing slip to Bruno, who howled, "I told you so, Theocritus! That woman has the fashion sense of a Victorian housemaid who won the lottery!"

I fell down in amazement. This is the first time that Bruno has ever been right. A stopped clock is right at least twice a day.

This puts him light years ahead of Nanski Peloski and I'll be sure to tell her, on her next visit to the Rancho, that she is no longer the most completely wrong person on earth, including Bruno and even Eleanor Clift.

Or Sheila Jackson Leigh, who asked NASA when they were talking about a Mars expedition, "Will you find the flag that you planted there?"

"Why, yes, Congresswoman Leigh, right next to the Jiffy-Lobo that you're so partial to."

"What?"

"I see you took an early trip to Mars today, didn't you?"

"What?"

Boys, would you ever bring a girl who sits like this--even in pants--home to your mother?

If I had a mother, she'd look like Michelle.

I wouldn't bring her home period.

In her defense, she has to sit like that because of the big balls she has.

Comrades, let us not be cruel to the woman who formed a deep, personal relationship with Lillibet. Never mind the rumor that the Elizabeth II hates to be touched and that Moochelle hugged her. Never mind that Lord O gave her an iPod with his speeches on them. When one is our Savior, narcissism is expected and even demanded.

Let's recall that Moochelle is a grossly entitled vulgarian who complains about living in the White House. Who takes jets before her husband to do shopping with the girls. Who treats the world like a country club with reciprocal privileges. Who tells us what to eat, because she can.

I ask you, is there a single virtuous thing about the woman? She's vain, silly, arrogant and not a little bit stupid. So is there a single thing to like about her?

No. That's why I love her.

Now, I will confess that when hanging around in the privacy of my own dacha, while watching TV or reading a book I'm likely to fling my legs in all sorts of directions away from the floor.

But from earliest memory, I was taught that when in public, in front of other people, and/or if someone was snapping pictures, to always, always keep those knees together, missy--even in pants.

It's funny you should mention the Queen, Theocritus, for it was none other than her former daughter-in-law, Sarah Ferguson the Duchess of York, who taught me that while I may like the idea of a princess or queen or first lady who is very much like me, I don't really WANT them to be like me.

I want them to be like me--but better.

I prefer that they show me what I COULD be.

I like them better as examples, not warnings.

Fergie and Michelle are warnings.

Ah yes, Fergie. The Duchess of Pork.

Pinkie, no one admires you more than I--I have compressions in my skull from your shovel and I no longer take off my shirt without warning. It makes strong men pale, women faint, and children cry. But I do wonder if you are sufficiently topped up with Prog Gas, you know, the stuff that makes us realize just how much better we are. Than anyone else is.

Dear Lord O has it in spades. He disemboweled NASA because (1) America would have to grovel to the Russians, who instantly raised their fees, but (2) mostly because putting a man on the moon was a considerable achievement and if he by chance saw the moon say through a limousine or White House window, he would feel that there was something bigger than he is.

Which is not the case, of course. In a trillion years, when all of matter has decayed into photons and it takes 100,000,000 years to decide on what to have for lunch and the temperature of the universe is uniformly a trillionth of a degree above 0 Kelvin, we will know that there will always be the sterling narcissism of Dear Oleader, which will outlast the universe.

And why talk yourself down? When I do remove my shirt, I compare scars, as did Mel Gibson. I tell them they're from barbed wire as I was testing my new concentration camp, but you and I both know they came from your shovel.

You might not remember though; recall while at the Rancho you stole a watermelon, cut a hole, and filled it with Putinka vodka. You alternated between one-eyed drunk and, well, after you hit me you fell down and had to hold onto the floor.

Michelle extends her jewelry real estate.

This is of course to allow her to insert her nose into more places than before.

Did you see this display of raw, fister-sister, testosterone-powered machismo?

Sorry, couldn't resist...

Yet again, I simply must comment that I wish I knew how to spell that Wookie roar...

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Yet again, I simply must comment that I wish I knew how to spell that Wookie roar...

You could if you knew the Klingon alphabet.

Let us never forget, comrades: She is the classiest, most beautiful and most elegant First Lady EVAH in the history of the whole universe!

AND she's an inspiration to all women and all girls everywhere!

That FLATUS, she's a trendsetter all right...

Have you seen the latest photo of Moochelle?

Awe Jeez Father Prog! How can you claim this as a pic of Michelle Obama when you know, perfectly well, that this is just another shot of a babe on America's Next Top Model?

It is body-part-oriented and definitely racist! I dunno why, it just IS! A Photoshop adjustment is required here! Oh, I get it! You already did! D'oh! Ding ding ding!

Sometimes even I, Pamalinsky, can be so friggin' stupid! (I could've deleted this but I didn't)

Pamalinsky, I am in the forefront, as you know, of All Things Progressive. Progressive men have all started manscaping--after all, recall the meterosexual movement. I personally lost patience with the meterosexual movement when Bruno, in full Carmen Miranda drag, on his 6" wedges, with incarnadine toe nails, looked at a meterosexual and snorted, "I bet that he'd turn around and squat at the edge of a cliff to pee instead of standing like a man and pissing on the people beneath him."

If Bruno thinks that someone's a wimp, he's a wimp. That's like the time that Jimmy Carter called H. Ross Perot an asshole. If Jimmy Carter calls you an asshole, you're, well, an asshole. That's from the Pope of Progressive Proctology.

This of course means that Progressive women will have to take up the slack. That means that next to Jiffy Lobo I'll have a parlor for super-gluing steel wool to progressive women's legs.

Then their chests. Nothing as progressive as a liberal woman with steel wool on her boobs and her legs.

Just ask Janeane Gawdawfulho.

This video had to be hosted somewhere...

You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.

$1,596,899.49 to attend a one day national event dressed like a hooker.

I absolutely love the designers' choice to emphasize her camel-toe by using a zipper to deflect/guide our attention toward it, which is shrouded in shadowed secrecy/mystery. Brilliant!

I mean, is there an actual "kitty pie" there (if you know what I mean)? We'll never know.

"Keep them guessing" is the best way to go. That way no one will ever know anything and you can do anything you want!

Red Square wrote:This video had to be hosted somewhere...

As does this one, in support of your post, Comrade Red Square.

I like the part where Obama says he will never allow us to go back to being told what to do. Only he will allow this. Wow! Whataguy!

An inquest inquiry is in order. The FLATUS's very own hairbrush has been absconded with. A diligent search of the living quarters has turned up nothing in the pile of lobster shells or chili dog wrappers, it's not on e-bay, so the only possible solutions are outright theft by George Bush, or, ahhh right.... George Bush did it.