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Unequal treatment of prisoners

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Representatives of the JV team of the Religion of Peace have killed a pilot of the Jordanian Air Force by locking him in a cage and burning him alive. The perpetrators of this act will not be found, nor punished as they will never be identified.

The intelligence assets of the United States could assist but will not be employed on this case as it would be an act of cruelty and torture to pour a cup of water on a suspect's face as part of the interrogations.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Representatives of the JV team of the Religion of Peace have killed a pilot of the Jordanian Air Force by locking him in a cage and burning him alive. The perpetrators of this act will not be found, nor punished as they will never be identified. ...
Yes, komrade Ivan, the same will go for sawing off hostages' heads. However, if they stole food from the UN, they would be in real trouble. That is serious. Our glorious leader Komrade Premier Obamanovich might even be inclined to come in off the golf course to support the UN in finding and punishing the perpetrators.

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New comrade, between classes at the indoctrination center, be sure to denounce yourself, and your instructors for not preparing you thorougly.

1. Dear Leader (PBUH) is NEVER inclined to leave the golf course. Never.
2. Redistributing ill-gotten provisions from the UN and providing them to needy followers of the Religion of Peace (possibly collecting a nominal fee for shipping and handling) is korrect and proper.
3. The "perpetrators" are neither zionists, kapitalists, teabagger Rethugglikkkans, or George Bush, so do not need punishment.

Otherwise, welcome to the Cube! Keep your beets tended, and your shovel clean, and you'll have no problems. Oh, safety tip-- if you see a Commisarka with a golden shovel and a babushka that matches her nose, keep a safe distance and don't make eye contact. Look busy,

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:New comrade, between classes at the indoctrination center, be sure to denounce yourself, and your instructors for not preparing you thorougly.

1. Dear Leader (PBUH) is NEVER inclined to leave the golf course. Never.
2. Redistributing ill-gotten provisions from the UN and providing them to needy followers of the Religion of Peace (possibly collecting a nominal fee for shipping and handling) is korrect and proper.
3. The "perpetrators" are neither zionists, kapitalists, teabagger Rethugglikkkans, or George Bush, so do not need punishment.

Otherwise, welcome to the Cube! Keep your beets tended, and your shovel clean, and you'll have no problems. Oh, safety tip-- if you see a Commisarka with a golden shovel and a babushka that matches her nose, keep a safe distance and don't make eye contact. Look busy,
Da, komrade. Thank you. I am currently working a "shovel ready job" digging holes and filling them in again on the kollective farm. I will not make eye kontact with the Commisarka and do as you say.


 
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