Top Level Steerage Committee Eyes Only

The special Brokeback Ombudsperson's address, you know, The Boss with Salutes and Hope for a Really Nice Day!

The Boss and Special Czars are privy to the special operations leading to The Boss's election as pending Dynamic Established Boss for Life Executive Term as proposed by the Brokeback Operative and effective propagandist, Woody Allen. That Jew has been of great temporal help to The Party. (Another two year extension to Allen's replacement to Poland is requested.)
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The focus of this Special Communiqué is a Triple Brokeback Czar's Special Op implementation of the effective strategy utilized to elect The Boss in November 2008. The Committee is aware of the very fruitful gathering of one of the only voting margins guaranteeing The Boss's successful ascension to The Executive. The focused votes were those achieved by the operations of MoveOn.org, CPUSA, Gnome Chompsky, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Michael Moore and such as Reverend Wright, Ward Churchill and John Murtha (may Allah grant him and Kurt 72 Virgin Airline miles each.) As known and extensively celebrated, this was accomplished with the effective, early (within ten days of 9/11... Congratulations!) implant of disinformation (into what became the Base of the Party) suggesting and extensively discussing the "likely provability of Bush, Cheney, The Jews, Zionists, Halliburton and the Right Wing Zealots on the Supreme Court" intentionally attacking the Trade Centers with drones, a US Air Force Missile hitting the Pentagon, Jews "pulling" Number Seven and with extensive Hollywood treatments suggesting The Trade Centers still exist, albeit in an Alternate Reality. All this allowed the previously unsampled majority in the Party to accomplish control of all Branches of Government and the current establishment of a Pillar of Islam at Ground Zero.

The Boss's Party is now confronted with the possible disillusionment of certain segments of those movers and shakers, contrary to the necessary further reductions of core Military/Industrial Complexes, inconveniently focused on diminishing our other staunch supporters: Hamas, Hezbollah, Seizure Chavez and The Muslim Brotherhood, including its internationally usable Islamic and Flotilla ties to The Party. We can no longer solely depend on the unalterable, dedicated base of Malt Liquor drinkers to maintain Party domination.

To counter this temporary setback of our Visionary Change, the Steerage Committee proposes the following Specious Operation: Occasional placement of signage and a pocketed Media focus showing a Right Wing Teabagger belief that Obama and his Close Guard used a Fast Attack Submarine to demolish the BP Oil Well Head in the Gulf of Mexico. This is counter-focus to The Boss's intentional "non-action" for two months (to necessarily solidify support for further implementation of prerogatives to Party ownership of foreign corporations in addition to the Party Capitalism being achieved domestically.) This can be further established by asserting that Teabaggers also believe this was accomplished while The Boss's "look alike" was playing Golf. Maintaining Plausible Deniability concerning The Boss's knowledge of any previous strategy concerning TeaBaggers performing 9/11 is mandatory. This portrayal of Right Wing Lunacy would resonate with some remaining, extreme elements not voting for The Boss in 2008 (possibly causing them to immediately crucify a useful deviant... always a boon to our Media), while allowing those elements necessary for his election to solidify their support with Political Avoidance Projection once again.

Attached is an example of a trial balloon of the Steerage Committee's proposal, showing its potential Media impact. Further suggestions are required of active Party participants. "The Devil is in the details", so even minor supportive theories are encouraged, as long as they imply the idea, that every aspect of The Boss's behavior since his bombing the Well Head, including avoidance, extensively wordy folderol, or proactive being in nothingness is designed to exhibit his "Green Mentality" and implementation of the Socialist Ideal. This Double Brokeback approach to Disinformation may further benefit The Boss by encouraging the old, pathetic generation (inclined to attend Teabagger gatherings) to preempt their pending eradication through health care bureaucracy by "jumping the gun", if you get the Party's meaning.

Proclaiming Always Glorious Success in Commitment to Victory through Appropriate Implementation of the People's Prevert Prerogatives and Eugenics,
/s/
The Steerage Committee


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As a lowly prole, I had to refer to the Encyclopedia of Marxism for this communique.



https://www.marxists.org/glossary/index.htm

There is no need to encrypt tovarich, in view that a microdot will suffice.

This comuniqué is more cryptic than an eleven tier babushka doll.

Roger wilco. Your message is received and understood. Proposals will be forthcoming. There is a new truth to be uncovered. The well head holds the secret. The Party elite is on board. GenSec OpCon is enabled.

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Does Jean still have a long mustache?

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Roger wilco. Your message is received and understood. Proposals will be forthcoming. There is a new truth to be uncovered. The well head holds the secret. The Party elite is on board. GenSec OpCon is enabled.

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Comrade... This is excellent. It could be touted as a cleverly disguised Greenpeace submarine tender on site in case The Boss ran into trouble, or part of The Boss's blockade of any attempt to interdict the oil before it caused its desired political effect.

Comrades evidence has surfaced that the Earth Liberation Front has threatened the Obama regime. It is entirely possible that they carried out their threat by sabotaging the Deep Water Horizon Oil Platform. Read on, on readers...


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
November 11, 2008

EARTH LIBERATION FRONT PRESS OFFICE TO NEW OBAMA ADMINISTRATION: PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT OR THE ELF WILL

Washington, D.C. - The North American Earth Liberation Front Press Office (NAELFPO) challenged the incoming Obama Administration Tuesday to take immediate action to reverse the trend of global warming and environmental destruction.

"The incoming Obama Administration's plan for the environment, or lack thereof, may very well influence the activities of the Earth Liberation Front throughout the next four years," stated Lisa Nesbitt, one of four new press officers for the NAELFPO. "The $150 million in damages caused by the ELF in the last decade to environmentally destructive corporations was, in part, a direct response to the refusal of the U.S. Government to take necessary measures to stop environmental destruction."

The Earth Liberation Front, or ELF, is an international, underground movement consisting of autonomous groups of people who engage in direct actions to protect the planet. Formed in 1992 in Brighton, England as an offshoot of the Earth First! organization, the ELF has been active in the United States since 1996. Since that time the group has conducted dozens of actions across the country and North America resulting in over $150 million in damages. Notorious ELF actions have included the $24 million arson attack at Colorado's Vail Ski Resort in 1998 and the $50 million arson attack on a five-story condominium project in San Diego, CA in 2003.

Since the year 2001, the ELF has been considered the top domestic terror threat by the F.B.I.

"The U.S. Government has refused to sign the Kyoto Protocol, refused to permanently protect the Artic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR), refused to stop the logging of national forests, and refused to heighten the Energy Act standards for light cars, trucks and commercial vehicles - the greatest contributor to global warming," Nesbitt continued. "We have one message for the incoming Obama Administration: act to protect the environment or the ELF will."

First established in 2000 as the public face of the Earth Liberation Front direct action movement, the NAELFPO returned on October 31, 2008 opening its doors to four new regional offices and press officers in the United States: Lisa Nesbitt (Northeastern Bureau); Tomas Peterson (Northwestern Bureau); Kristina Sanchez (Southwestern Bureau); and Jason Crawford (Midwest Bureau).

NAELFPO can be found on the web at: https://www.elfpressoffice.org

Contact:
North American Earth Liberation Front Press Office (NAELFPO)
Tel: (202) 521-1482
Email: [url=mailto:[email protected]]info [at] elfpressoffice.org[/url]