Twas the Night Before Marxmus when all through the House
Did sneak SantObama as quiet as a mouse
Our money in safes we had locked with great care
In hopes SantObama could not get in there.
But then on the roof there arose such a clatter
Outside I did run to see what was the matter.
Twas then on my rooftop I spied SantObama
Departing my chimney with fists full of dollars.
And then as he dashed 'cross the roof t'ward his sleigh
I heard him say "Redistribution is great."


SantObama comes down your chimney, takes your money, climbs back up the chimney and flies away in his sleigh.

--KOOK

He can take away your surplus wages but he can't take away your white privilege.

The most important question this Christmas morning 2014 is: Did you give a Book & a Cube to a BOOB for Christmas??



If you didn't, you can get off the REAL Santa's naughty list by belatedly giving a Book and a Cube to a BOOB after Christmas to inspire New Year's resolutions to Save America.



Baah! Humbug!! Now it's time to begin reprising some Cube material from Christmases Past:



--KOOK

Twas an Occupy Christmas





--KOOK

Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:He can take away your surplus wages but he can't take away your white privilege.

Ha! Ha! What a revisionist falsehood! Obama Claus can take away anything, because he has a Pen, an Obamaphone and a Boehner in his pocket!

Our Muslim Dear Leader of Islam was only taking his "fair share" of the jizya from the infidels. He also took any dogs he could find for Marxmas supper at the White House.

Make sure you left behind a honey smoked ham for Dear Leader or any Muslim you see.

A Merry Christmas to Islam across all 57 states!!!

Lev Termen wrote:

Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:He can take away your surplus wages but he can't take away your white privilege.

Ha! Ha! What a revisionist falsehood! Obama Claus can take away anything, because he has a Pen, an Obamaphone and a [highlight=#ff00ff]Boehner in his pocket[/highlight][highlight=#ff00ff]![/highlight]

Konservative_Punk wrote:

Lev Termen wrote:

Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:He can take away your surplus wages but he can't take away your white privilege.

Ha! Ha! What a revisionist falsehood! Obama Claus can take away anything, because he has a Pen, an Obamaphone and a [highlight=#ff00ff]Boehner in his pocket[/highlight][highlight=#ff00ff]![/highlight]