US Immigration policy denies entry to Hurricane Joaquin

Hurricane Joaquin may not make landfall in the continental United States, according to Immigration officials.

Representatives from La Raza and LULAC are preparing a case in support of undocumented Latino weather events coming to do the work that American weather won't do.
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Hurricane Joaquin may not make landfall in the continental United States, according to Immigration officials. Representatives from La Raza and LULAC are preparing a case in support of undocumented Latino weather events coming to do the work that American weather won't do.

I think an exception can be made if Joaquin is with child and seeking to give birth on US soil...
 

Comrades,
Is Joaquin a he or a she or both?

If the latter please wave it/them on through to add confusion as the revolution moves forward in the former U. S. of A.
 

Comrade Abrakham Linkol'n

Comrades,
Is Joaquin a he or a she or both?

If the latter please wave it/them on through to add confusion as the revolution moves forward in the former U. S. of A.
Why must you be so binary (or trinary)? Are there not 58 genderoptions, all of them fluid? And is not Joaquin especially fluid?
 

As the east coast expects ten inches of rain, it may be looking for a safe place to pee before it identifies a preferred gender...
 

#transgenderedhurricanesneedtopee
 

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Does the hurricane appear to be sitting or standing?
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Comrade Putout

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Does the hurricane appear to be sitting or standing?

It's squatting... and it's raining gerbils... or are those kangaroo rats?
 

 

Konservative_Punk

Comrade Putout

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Does the hurricane appear to be sitting or standing?

It's squatting... and it's raining gerbils... or are those kangaroo rats?

Excuse me? What are you suggesting, soon to be (possibly) former comrade?
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

As the east coast expects ten inches of rain, it may be looking for a safe place to pee before it identifies a preferred gender...

The eye of a hurricane is a very safe place to pee, comrade, regardless of gender.

Most are cowering in basements or other inappropriate havens from the storm.

Peeing in the eye of the storm ensures that all will enjoy the benefits of equality of excrement.
 

There is evidence that Joaquin is an anchor storm. Clearing the way for cousin Tropical Storm Ke'Shaun (who doesn't try very hard) followed by Hurricanes Lupe, Marcos, Norberto, Oscar, and Tio Pablo who needs a doctor.

For an alternative conspiracy, could Dear Leader (PBUH) have pushed the secret Presidential Hurricane button as George Bush produced Katrina, to distract the world from his issues with Putin? There must be an app for that...
 

Anchor Hurricane?

Clearly had it been named Fred or Sandy we would have let it right in…
 

Fred and Sandy would require processing and many bribes to overlook a Christian heritage.

On the other hand, hurricanes Abdullah and wife-hurricanes Fatima, Maha, Jamila, and Noor would be welcomed no questions asked.
 

No questions asked until after they wreak their destruction and then the questions asked will be "Which Republican President named George W. Bush can we blame for the failure to detect the existential threat? Was it an inside job?"
 

Unfortunately, nowadays, it's all an inside job. We just don't know exactly who to trust. But, you know that, of course. It's both inside and outside!