Exalted Keeper of the Guns Bokhayev wrote:Meeeeooooow? Did you stop talking your meds?

Hard to tell, isn't it? Just as it's so hard to tell when any of us progressives don't take our head meds. But that way we're never really off subject, you know, and can to mock debates in the loony bin. Or the DNC--same thing.

Pupovich: Congratulations on the negative PET scan. That's a Good Thing™.

The Ever Astute Comrade Doctor Theocritus wrote: Hard to tell, isn't it? Just as it's so hard to tell when any of us progressives don't take our head meds. But that way we're never really off subject, you know, and can to mock debates in the loony bin. Or the DNC--same thing.

It makes one wonder if the bourgeois Pharmaceutical industry is funding the DNC. Think about it... the likes of Krissy Keefer, Mama Moonbat, and Babs Streisand help keep the head meds sales up. And health care for all means more prescriptions written for us all. I'm telling you, those crazy kulaks running the Pharmaceutical companies are devious.

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Blokhayev

There has been a mix-up with colors and sized because the Visual Agitation Directorate is trying to implement a new WYSIWYG editing system on the Cube. Have no fear, this shall be sorted out soon enough, the guilty shall be punished, and heads will roll to everyone's moral and aesthetic satisfaction!

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:

The Most Deranged Chairman Meow wrote: Hiding? I'm not hiding! I WAS KIDNAPPED, DAMMIT!

Bullwealth, I say! Bullwealth!

Wait. Something just occurred to me...

Meeeeooooow? Did you stop talking your meds?

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I...er... I may have some information about this. I am trying to decide whether I can release this. As director of Mental Health, I do have certain standards and ethics that must be followed, and as soon as I find out what they are, I will get back with you.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Pupovich: Congratulations on the negative PET scan. That's a Good Thing™.

Thanks Commissar, it is a Good Thing™, but now I still have to find out why my neck has continued swelling.

Red Square wrote:There has been a mix-up with colors and sized because the Visual Agitation Directorate is trying to implement a new WYSIWYG editing system on the Cube. Have no fear, this shall be sorted out soon enough, the guilty shall be punished, and heads will roll to everyone's moral and aesthetic satisfaction!

Comrade Cube, while I love WYSIWYG, I assume we will also be able to edit the source? And I pray that you keep in mind us more progressive types use Firefox as opposed to the Haliburton owned IE. The reason I say this is that at one collective I am aware ot, someone had to writer a script for Greasemonkey so their WYSIWYG editor would work right in Firefox.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:

The Most Deranged Chairman Meow wrote: Hiding? I'm not hiding! I WAS KIDNAPPED, DAMMIT!

Bullwealth, I say! Bullwealth!

Wait. Something just occurred to me...

Meeeeooooow? Did you stop talking your meds?

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I...er... I may have some information about this. I am trying to decide whether I can release this. As director of Mental Health, I do have certain standards and ethics that must be followed, and as soon as I find out what they are, I will get back with you.

That's what I thought! I knew he had stopped taking his meds. He get's all delusional.... and paranoid when he stops taking his head meds.

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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: He get's all delusional.... and paranoid when he stops taking his head meds.

All 7,659 of them. Makes you wonder how he operates with so much chemicals in his system.

Meeeeooooow? Did you stop talking your meds?

Is it true though that Meow bought them from a street dealer named Barack Obama?
Is it the same Obama who kidnapped him? Obama is a pretty common name.
That man is bad news, a real pusher and cocaine fiend. He has a rap sheet a mile long going all the way back to kindergarten when he had delusions of becoming POTUS.
I believe Meow is the real victim here. Barack probably sold him some "Double O"....Obama Oregano. Somebody get Meow some of Schwartzeneggar's flowers for Stalin's sake before he does something conservative!

That's an ORDER!

POTUSMTE H08

Kommissar Vodkov wrote:Thank you for your concern comrade.

Maybe the evil Mime's forum does not really need to be disrupted. I have been reading it and it seems to me most members there are right-wing impostors with an agenda of ridiculing it with stupid posts. I can't believe they are actually genuine Liberals. Not even our Liberal Useful Idiots are stupid enough to post some of the stuff there (ahemm). Maybe we should warn our comrade the Mime about this and tell him his forum has been compromised. There are many examples we can use.

My impression of those posts was that you could copy and paste them anywhere--and I do mean anywhere, topic is irrelevant--over at Daily Kos, and no one would notice the difference. It's like a doll whose string you pull, and it says the same dumb eight phrases, over and over, sometimes the same phrase twice in a row.

Causal Crunch sure talks to himself a lot. But then so do I when no one's around.

Speaking of the Impeachment Blog - look at how many registered users they have, it's ridiculous. 9190 registered users. They never go through the list and trash the garbage. As only one example out of thousands, the latest registered user is Kaiser-Maxim who, judging by his profile, thinks about nothing but male impotence and seems to devote his days to Viagra.

I think if you really want to get under the radar there at that website you need to register as some kind of spamming pill pusher. You might try that. Register as Viagra!Viagra!Viagra! and write a post that if The Mime ever wants to get his manhood back he should go The People's Cube. However, he shouldn't get so drunk next time he visits here or else even Viagra won't help him.

Oh, but Margaret, leaving all those Viagra vendors and porn peddlers in place gives the illusion that he has lots and lots of friends and <cough> supporters.

Poor Mime. Probably sitting in his mother's basement this very moment, wondering why he can't get a girlfriend.

Makes me wonder how many of those spammers are "marching" over at this site of Laurie David's:

Stop Global Warming

And the less than half a million who've signed the pledge advertised here:
<br>MSN Green (formerly known as Live Earth)

You're wrong about the Mime, Pinkie. He rents his own apartment, living off a government grant as a performance artist for the Children™. He might even be a perfect match for a Party-loyal, red-scarf-wearing, vodka-breathing, and shovel-wielding Commissarka!

Hmmm. Well, he does have HBO, doesn't he? That's always a plus. For that I suppose I could overlook the lack of testicles.

His HBO is probably leached off other people like everything else, which is a plus for someone who values HBO over testicles. It is a shame that in the wealthiest country on the planet, people still aren't willing to share their testicles with the community, like they do it on more progressive planets.

That is why the Mime is on the forefront of the struggle for Change™. Along with the other members of the testicles-deprived community he wants to defeat this heartless keep-my-testicles-to-myself society, and to acquire a pair of new shining testicles by government mandate, in accordance with the redistribution quotas and in direct proportion to his contribution to the Common Good. Is this too much to ask?

I hear Chairman Punchenko is already running a graft operation from his dacha, endowing progressive activists with impressively looking testicle-rationing coupons in exchange for favors which are usually returned by their wives. The market of testicle futures is hot but also fairly uncertain since it largely depends on the outcome of next year's elections.

That is why in 2008, everybody's testicles will be at stake. It will be decided whether we continue to keep them - or they shall be expropriated by the likes of the Mime for the Common Good.

Oh hell folks--this is unnecessarily complicated. Have you never heard of Occam's Razor? Now I know that we Progressives™ truly love a great big boondoggle of an explanation that only we can figure out and thereby administer, and take 95% of the money for, er, administration fees. After all, I can't work just in a <i>cubicle</i>, can I?

All this about testicles back and forth and programs for testicle. Now that's great, as I said, for all sorts of hideously expensive programs--I feel <i>so</i> empowered--but the simplest explanation is that the Mime has rat balls.