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We'll Always Have Dear Leader's Stimulus Package

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Comrades,

You must acknowledge that this has been a very difficult time since the Republicans convinced so many stupid people to vote for them. Right now we are in a state of denial. I just know it. We haven't even moved to the anger stage, yet.

But, alas, we must see the truth in order to move forward.

In the meantime, we can reminisce, can't we? And we broke some records. Dear Leader's stimulus package is the biggest stimulus package of all time. And that's something to be proud of. I know, like me, the rest of you thought that if Dear Leader's stimulus package was that large, that there was no way Congress would ever keep those evil Bush tax cuts, because if they really cared about the deficit, they would let those taxes increase, as they should. Dear Leader really did stick it to the Republicans with his stimulus package, didn't he? And for that, I will forever admire him. No one's stimulus package was bigger.

The capitalist Bush had the dumb luck to be president when the freedom fighters hit the twin towers so he could play the hero, but that was nothing compared to the size of Dear Leader's stimulus package, something a light-skinned black woman like me, particularly, appreciated.

So, as you move from the denial stage to the anger stage, and on to the bargaining, depression, and acceptance stages of this debacle we now must deal with, never forget, we'll always have Dear Leader's stimulus package.

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Yes, were we all amazed at the size of his package.

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Very true Comrade,

They can't take that away from us....


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Comrades,

His package was huge, almost beyond description. He also claims to have a huge pen as well.

You will remember the sign "Pen is Huge". It does give one pause to wonder why he does not use his pen instead of a teleprompter.

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I am sooo impressed with his package. He has gotten this greedy, capitalist greedy country full of greedy people so far in debt they we will never get out of it. Now tell me, is that not a package to be proud of it? Of course it is! These greedy spenders must learn it is government who needs money, not their greedy pocketbooks. I cannot wait until he raises taxes on those greedy capitalist rich peoples and redistributes to those of us who really need it. I can hardly wait to spend what I get and help the economy growing even more. $$$ (we are getting money, right? I mean, I really need a new transportation vehicle and a new kitchen. Really, I DO)

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Yes, Comrades, we can all take comfort in the size of Dear Leader's stimulus package. Even Comrade Bawny Fwank was impressed, and knowing Bawny, that is saying something.

Even if a future progressive president takes the helm in the oval office again, one day, and signs an even larger stimulus package, I will always remember this one as the one, because, as you know, inflation has a way of dwarfing things.

Oh, here I go again. I'm tearing up. I can't stand it. It was such a lovely two year run before the election.

But, wait, I see a light at the end of the tunnel! The Federal Reserve is monetizing the debt and we are in for a period of massive inflation, and we have the stimulus package to thank for that, now don't we? Especially, since 60% of the debt is coming due over the next 3 years - this means we are all in for a wild ride. I have a feeling the year 2013 is going to be a very special year.

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Leninka..........did you think that this administration's efforts to transform the United States into a banana republic were going to be easy for any of us ? And, as you know, much work remains to be done to bring us down to the level where Dear Leader wants us.

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Lest we forget, there is one man who claims to be intimately familiar with Barry's package. He's a nut of course, why would Dear Leader stray from his horse wife?

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@ Leninka,
Yes, we are all still "fired up" over D.L.'s Package... don't be fooled by Faux Noose accounts of the Package as "flaccid", "spent", "finished", "drained", or otherwise. Everyone knows that more will follow in the future... as they say, it may be Big Government, but it ain't no yogurt dispenser.

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Czar Czar,

Those are very encouraging words. What goes down can rise again, and visa versa.

Nevertheless, I must deal with how there aren't going to be any more cars for clunkers programs, no more waving at Nanski in the sky as she rides back and forth over fly over country, no more outbursts from Comrade Bawny about his back door plan to drive everyone to the public option. It's things like this that I am mourning.

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I hate to see you so distraught, dear Leninka. You must keep "hope" & "change" alive and growing. Dear Leaders stimulus package will continue to increase, just as it necessarily increased the debt, his package will necessarily increase our need for his packages, and thus, more packages!
Obama was so excited & elated over his package that I am sure he will continue to cram give it to us, although I do not understand what some comrades were saying by, "bend over and get ready"?
And you can continue to wave at Nanski for a few weeks more, although, she is so high, I am afraid she might miss it. Possibly dear Leader will take another much needed vacation and we can all wave. I can hardly contain my excitement.....

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Comrades, if Obama's first stimulus package failed to satisfy your needs, it's only because it wasn't big enough.

Now He's suggesting a second, smaller (targeted) stimulus? Sorry, too little, too late.

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Comrade Whoopie, it appears you might be correct.

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Czar Czar, Leninka and Dearest Frau P, such a well mannered, G-Rated conversation. Keep it up comrades!

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:......Keep it up comrades!


With all due considerations, loyal comrade Buffoon, I am thinking this is what dear Leader needs to do and not something assigned to the collective, regardless of our importance how important any one person might be.

"Keep it up, Obama, keep it up!" (you may quote me)

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Thank you Comrade Buffoon,

I'm trying very hard to think up some kind of euphemism for "stimulus package" but my mind is totally blank.

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Leninka wrote:Thank you Comrade Buffoon,

I'm trying very hard to think up some kind of euphemism for "stimulus package" but my mind is totally blank.
A roll of quarters in the pocket.

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Dear Leninka, I am thinking you could refer to it as dear Leaders 'goad bag'? That could be exhilarating sack, could it not?

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Yes, Groucho, a roll of quarters in the pocket would stimulate my wish to play the slot machines -- party approved slot machines, of course, where all winning are equal.

Fraulein,

Yes, Fraulein, Dear Leader does love to goad the sheeples, doesn't he? But I have noticed lately, that some of the sheeples have taken to running away whenever he is in sight.

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On the bright side comrades we are still spending like drunken sailors, why we are even going to stimulate our comrades in the EU through the IMF.

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Yes, Comrade Red Jim, I just heard of this, and it set my mood for the entire day. Nothing makes me happier than the taxpayers of this evil capitalist country sharing their wealth with socialists who know better than we.


 
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