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The truth is, all Hillary's email was routed to [email protected] before it got to [email protected] on her basement server.

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From: hdr22
To: Da State Dept.
Date: 1 Feb, 2013

Subj: Separation Statement Form OF109

Brock, take dis e-mail. Dis is to da State Dept about dat separation from government service form. Okay? So write 'em a e-mail dat says dis:

State Department, please accept dis here envelope on which you'll see I wrote out my statement of separation. T'anks. Inside da envelope you'll find several hundreds of additional statements in large denominations. Ders more where dat came from if needed.

"Mums da word."

And dats dat. Sign it, hdr22.

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Deleting e-mails for the Current Truth,

Red Salmon

All the incriminating emails I received from our MTE were, somehow, misplaced.

My right hand knows not what my left hand is doing.

My left hand is denying that it even exists and is accusing my right hand of a vast conspiracy.

My right hand is getting defensive and proclaiming that it's not racist and loves kittens. I'm not sure why that is.