Image

Where Have All The N. Koreans Gone?

User avatar
Red Alert comrades, some fiendish plot by the Capitalist reactionary forces of fascism are causing our N. Korean comrades to disappear off the streets! Read on if you dare...

British photographer Charlie Crane traveled to Pyongyang, the capital city, and obtained permission to photograph daily life in North Korea.

Crane was allowed to photograph passers-by during their daily routine — a rare glimpse into the lives of ordinary North Koreans.

Remember now, none of these photographs have been staged.

noko14.jpg

noko13.jpg

noko11.jpg

noko10.jpg

noko8.jpg

noko5.jpg

You can find more evidence of this devilish plot here.

User avatar
Comrades, the answer is quite simple. Because North Korea is an advanced socialist state, the noble North Koreans exist in a slightly different plane of existence than the rest of the uncivilized world. In other words, if you are not in tune with the new socialist realities, YOU CAN'T SEE THEM!

User avatar
Oh No!

Due to the prevention of our KKKapitalist Western media affecting the innocent people of N. Korea, they were not prepared for the coming Rapture on May 21st and were not able to "expect" it and thus, avert it.

It is the failing of our Social Missionaries here in the USSA that have left them ignorant of the fact that if only they had known it was coming, they could have prevented it.

I mourn for all my Communist, Red-starred comrades that have been taken by the Conservative Amerikkkan God against their will and The Will of The People™.

User avatar
I think they are implementing Czar Cass Sunstein's ideology of no population growth.
'GET RID OF THE ELDER PEOPLES and make room for progressive values!'
....and see how clear the air now is?!

User avatar
Clearly these were Photoshopped. This Charlie Crane is probably a tool for the Rethuglikkan or Tory or whatever Party. He didn't like seeing all the happy smiling people in the People's Republic, so he just erased them.

User avatar
Comrade Colonel 7.62,

Under these circumstances, is this the same as the parallel Universe theory of Star Trek?

User avatar
I keep thinking of the gas station attendant. She stands there like that for 12 hours a day waiting for a car to pull in...but no cars ever do.

User avatar
Comrade Whoopie wrote:I keep thinking of the gas station attendant. She stands there like that for 12 hours a day waiting for a car to pull in...but no cars ever do.
That's OK, there's no gas in the pumps, either.

User avatar
But all the skinny necro-proxies vote for dear leader... all is as it should be.

User avatar
I am thinking they have too many people in the gulag.

Comrade Whoopie, that gasoline woman should be fired. What are they doing trying to sell gasoline when our dear Leader is pushing fast trains and electric cars? She should be selling extension cords or something more Gaia Earth friendly.

Image I DENOUNCE HER!!!!!

User avatar
My Comrades!

You are all mistaken

The North Koreans were all raptured on May 21!

Incontrovertible proof that Kim Jong-Il is divine!

Amandla!

Obamugabe

User avatar
Good to hear from you Obamugabe, we were afraid your people might have burned you for practicing witchcraft.

(rumor has it that you have a "magic penis")

User avatar
Comrade Whoopie

It is good to be here, I practiced my vast political analytical skills on other websites, they did not appreciate my genius at all.

(Being the progressive whore that I am I feel no guilt for abandoning the cube for a while.)

Anyway, here I am to enlighten the masses again with my illuminacious presence.

As far as rumours go: My English teacher once wrote on the black board: "The Penis Mightier Than The Sword. Please comment in one paragraph."

Of course I said she was wrong. I swear by the good old Kalashnikov.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

User avatar
Do I detect a 'Mona Lisa' smile trying to break out on the face of the girl standing in front of the excavator? Maybe that big shovel reminds her too much of her beloved life out in the beet fields and she just can't hide her glee.

User avatar
Perhaps the children of Dear Leader, not to be confused with We children of Dear O'Leader, not just yet, are really in another plane of existence.

Of course they may recognize that they, being mere proles, do not have the right to walk down the pristine streets fronting vacant buildings.

Or they could be too weak from famine to walk.

Or they could be in a side street in a butcher shop selling long pig. [ This really happens. ]

Perhaps they're cheering a speech by Dear Leader.

Or, and here's a brain-wave, they're mending Dear O'Leader's TelePrompTer. Because he has to give an address to a kindergarten class of slow children and he doesn't want to be caught with his pants down.

People might see that Moochelle has his jewels in a lockbox, unlike Social Security.


 
POST REPLY