Comrades!

I went down to the State Run store and picked up two bottles of Vodka on my ration card.
Got to my humble state run abode, popped off the cap poured a shot and slugged it back........and spit it back out!!!!!! It was awful, tasted horrible!!!!!
It was then I looked at the label and discovered this.



I demand an investigation as to which of our Comrades would have tampered with our beloved Vodka to make it taste like Fish.

Brother Snoogie, may I suggest next time try chasing the shot with pint of Bass. Or even boilermaker style, drop the salmon right into the Bass. The vodka will still taste like shit, but with appropriate accompaniment at least you might keep it down.

V D

This reeks of a Palinista Conspiracy. The "ALASKA" distillery? Really.

Obamugabe wrote:This reeks of a Palinista Conspiracy. The "ALASKA" distillery? Really.

Conspiracy Indeed.
Who's going to represent Gaia's salmon against Palin's self appointed DEATH PANEL?

Who did what?! This is an outrage! Vodka is the sacred drink of Mother Russia. All high crimes against the State pale by comparison to this.

If I had to name suspects General Mousey-Tongue (Commissar of seafood testing) or one of the other feline comrades like Mi or Reiuxcat would be my guess. They've been acting mighty fishy lately.

What next? Sprot flavored vodka?

Comrade, it's obviously an experiment. Once His Oliness can make vodka out of salmon, we can make vodka out of KKKapitalist$ and elderly grandmothers(once Obamacare kicks in) to feed the masses. LONG LIVE SOYLENT VODKA (although I can't wait for the Soylent Beets and Soylent potatoes.

Obamugabe wrote:This reeks of a Palinista Conspiracy. The "ALASKA" distillery? Really.

Clearly a Palinista Conspiracy, but that Alaska Red Snapper she has is some good stuff.

https://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Red-Snapper-Baked-Alaska-Style/Detail.aspx?a=b

Now if she made some Vodka that was flavored Red Snapper instead of Smoked Salmon ....

Comrades, I have located an experimental bottle of Capitalist "flavored" vodka (that is, vodka made from Capitalists, not vodka flavored by Capitalists) from a government research facility(read: I told them I was a freedom fighter bent on destroying the children of the West and they let me right in). Apparently the "Alaska" in "Alaska Distillery" just refers to where the new gulags where this will be mass produced are to be located. And so I present to you what will be feeding us in the future!

Comrade Putout

I have immediately ordered twenty cases of said Vodka for the Zimbabwe Department of Truth Extraction.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

Vodkaboarding!!!!

Perhaps they are using well water?

COMRADES!

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, this stuff is distilled in WASILLA ALASKA!

PALIN has infiltrated and corrupted the most holy of our holies are beloved vodka supply!

I DENOUNCE THAT WITCH FROM WASILLA!!!!

From the article and a horrid video of some tea hagger actually shown in the act of mocking our vodka.

The Alaska Distillery in Wasilla just recently launched its Smoked Salmon Flavored Vodka,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4bsNgM ... r_embedded

The "Wildlife Killer from Wasilla" must be stopped at all costs.
What the hell are we paying Joe McGinniss for?

Psst. Snookums. Meet me behind the bicycle shed!

Speaking of vintage anti-alcohol visual propaganda from the Motherland, this one is, perhaps, the most intriguing one, possibly inspired by excessive drinking in solitude without a female partner.

The Russian word at the top literally means "We shall overcome". The lettering on the snake says "Alcohol abuse."

It is a real poster; I didn't alter anything except adding the English caption at the top and the TPC stamp at the bottom.

I think the first poster is probably more against capitalism than alcoholism.

No doubt Smoked Salmon Vodka goes down well with Baked Alaskan Kitten:


Mama Grizzley's Favorite Delicacy.

--Peeples Journalist

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Comrades!

I went down to the State Run store and picked up two bottles of Vodka on my ration card.
Got to my humble state run abode, popped off the cap poured a shot and slugged it back........and spit it back out!!!!!! It was awful, tasted horrible!!!!!
It was then I looked at the label and discovered this.

I demand an investigation as to which of our Comrades would have tampered with our beloved Vodka to make it taste like Fish.

I do not know what happened. The Peoples Vodka Controlled Consortium swore the vodka in question had been thoroughly "tested". Maybe it's just you?

Obamugabe wrote:I think the first poster is probably more against capitalism than alcoholism.

Yes we need more control over the development of posted threads. How can we Progress in an orderly way with such helter-skelter trains of thought.

I'm shocked comrades. The Party has given us a choice and we are not grateful for their valiant efforts. I bet someone will now complain that the Soylent Green that the Party so willingly provide tastes old.

I ordered a case of this salmon vodka and tried it out. I had to call my GRU mates to help me get my arm from under the neck of the horrible monster sleeping next to me when I woke up. They had to inject her with the same stuff Dexter Morgan uses to switch off his victims before cutting them into little pieces. Then they freed my arm. Boy, was I relieved.

Kommissar Vodkov wrote:I ordered a case of this salmon vodka and tried it out. I had to call my GRU mates to help me get my arm from under the neck of the horrible monster sleeping next to me when I woke up. They had to inject her with the same stuff Dexter Morgan uses to switch off his victims before cutting them into little pieces. Then they freed my arm. Boy, was I relieved.

umm, I thought we got that little flaw corrected . . . . back to the drawing board.

Red Square wrote:Speaking of vintage anti-alcohol visual propaganda from the Motherland, this one is, perhaps, the most intriguing one, possibly inspired by excessive drinking in solitude without a female partner.

The Russian word at the top literally means "We shall overcome". The lettering on the snake says "Alcohol abuse."

It is a real poster; I didn't alter anything except adding the English caption at the top and the TPC stamp at the bottom.

That makes sense, the biggest supporters of Prohibiotion in America were socialists, Communists, and "progressives" who saw alcohol as a way for capitalists to "enslave" the "working man".

Comrade Goose wrote:
That makes sense, the biggest supporters of Prohibiotion in America were socialists, Communists, and "progressives" who saw alcohol as a way for capitalists to "enslave" the "working man".

Still OFF/

If you recall from history it was Sen. Ted Kennedy's father, Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr who during prohibition was alleged to have made a fortune on the illegal sale of liquor.

After the end of prohibition he made millions more from booze that was being stockpiled in anticipation of the repeal. He was deeply connected politically and was even a US Ambassador for a while and an SEC Chairman under FDR.

Progressives are both crony capitialists and socialist. Socialism for the proles and "rigged" Capitalism for the elites. Cap and Trade is a good example of that.

Commodore SW, this is an atrocity that must be fully investigated, denounced, and the perpetrators severely punished. No show trials here, we are talking Entrails On Parade...

<paws in transcript while medically-approved sedative is administered by a trained medical technician>

Ahh...much better...now where was I? This is an affront to salmon eaters and vodka swillers everywhere. As Commissar of Seafood Testing, I will have the cojones of these perpetrators made into refrigerator magnets. Consider it done, Commodore! Um, unless, of course, I get a taste...just a little...of the sweet fish and the vodka, too, before they are combined into this detestable product. A couple cases of vodka and four or five Sockeyes would do me each month to keep my security forces occupied elsewhere.

General pussy cat, I was wrong to suspect that your paw prints were all over this travesty. I hereby withdraw my hasty allegation. Please accept my apology along with this nice tender, flaky fillet of sole stuffed with Alaskan king crab.

Comrade Comrade Whoopie, your apology is accepted, especially the tender, flaky fish. Please bear in mind next time apologizing that halibut is always preferred over sole. Not that I am a picky eater. The crab stuffing is a nice touch!

Commodore SW, if they can take our vodka, they can take anything they want. As long as a heart faithful to The People™ beats in my furry chest, I will not take a moment's rest until those responsible have been routed from their homes in the night with their families and receive justice for their crimes.

Now, I need to slip out to see what's for dinner...

General Mousey-Tongue ,

A most glorious mission for us awaits for the MotherLand!

I assure you you will have full naval support when you land your troops to assault the Wasilla Distillery and stop this abomination from being brewed there by those kapitalissstik pigs.

Of course all salmon that have not been subjected to this tortured brewing process shall be yours for the taking! All liberated non-tainted Vodka shall be dispersed to my fine Sailors and your ground troops in the post King Crab Salmon Victory Dinner!!!

Palin and her co-horts will be no match for the People's Justice that is about to be unleashed for their many crimes against humanity!

Palin! Something smells fishy in Wasilla and I'm not talking about the vodka.