Our Comrades in the Socialist State of Great Britain have found alink between excessive coffee consumption and hallucinations.

I'm not drinking enough coffee or comrade Gore is drinking too much...

Comrade7.62

Am thinking you're on to something here. Explains alot, especially why those to right of us on the political spectrum are so evil. They tend to have jobs or own their small business and usually drink a lot of coffee.

How can they see our point of view when all they hear are the voices? Voices urging them on to do terrible, evil things.

It's coffee's fault! Comrades we must purge coffee! Call, e-mail or fax our beloved Congress so we can get this legislation passed immediately.

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Could this perhaps explain why so many people in this country think Obama is Lincoln, the mess-iah or anything other than the Chicago hack pol that he is? Someone check on Chris Matthews coffee intake.

This clearly doesn't explain the Comrades in the PPS of Washington Obama as the article specifically mentions INSTANT coffee and nobody in Washington Obama would be caught dead drinking that crap. Perhaps it's all the ganja...

-Obamissar Vodkavich
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