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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

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I think we better call Jane Elliot, Red, so that she can put Comrade Mousey-Tongue through some much needed sensitivity training.

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I keep seeing it too. I wonder what it says about the direction of this thread....

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I for one find it a refreshing change from the tiresome "Why Mommy is a Democrat." I say let's turn that dog loose on those pesky squirrels.

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Or even better, turn it loose on those pesky democrats.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Don't anyone believe Pupovich's last post. All he did was rattle off the current storyline of my favorite soap opera, "One Life to Purge" to make his own life sound more exciting!

Commissarka, I can see now my nephew was quite accurate in his report to me about you. You can take it to the Gulag, that everything Commissar Pupovich said about me was true, despite what this United Trotskyite-Bushitler Center counterrevolutionary tv show portrays.

Dear Kato, the flower of youth, to leave me at such a tender age.... Then to lose Nadya? That broke me.... I.... never really recovered you know? I am a ssnsitive man... <sob> So sorry, I have to <sob> leave for a moment.

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What is this? Am I surrounded by pseudo progressives? Comrade Capitalists? I never see such pup ups when I come to the Cube. The only ads I see are the party approved ones on the borders.


 
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