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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Caption: Livin' On Obama['s] Time



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"Twelve O'Clock, Sunday, January Twentieth, Two-thousand and Thirteen. Casio Watch Company...

Hey, ummm. I don't think this ahh, new, er, TelePrompTer thingy is um, er... working right. Um..."

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"I've signed legislation outlawing the United States of America. The bombing starts in five minutes."

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- "...It took us long and tiresome six months, comrades. But the end is near. As of this minute... let me check... we're only three hours away from The Progressive World of Next Tuesday!"

- or simply

Obama: three hours away from The Progressive World of Next Tuesday



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Dear Leader: "The public hanging of right wing reactionary hate mongers will start ....now"

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I'd love to answer that question about the tanking economy but I've got to be in Korea in 5 minutes.

I bet they didn't know that Timex.... made TELEPROMPTERS



 
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