You'll never know
How much we're keeping from you
You'll never know
How much we truly dare

Listen, (Dude, I do)
Do you want to know my test scores? (Dude, I do)
Do you promise not to leak (Dude, I do)
Whoa, ooh oh ... closer (Dude, I do)
Let me whisper in your ear (Dude, I do)
Say the words you expect to hear
We're stonewalling you

Listen (Dude I do)
Do you want to see my transcripts? (Dude, I do)
Do you promise not to leak (Dude, I do)
Whoa ooh oh ... closer (Dude, I do)
Let me whisper in your ear (Dude, I do)
Say the words you expect to hear
We're stonewalling you

I've known the secret for a decade or two
The whole media knows it; just not you

Listen, (Dude, I do)
Wanna hear about Tony Rezko (Dude, I do)
Do you promise not to leak (Dude, I do)
Whoa ohh oh .. closer (Dude, I do)
Let me whisper in your ear (Dude, I do)
Say the words you expect to hear
We're stonewalling you

Barrack Bird* scheming in the dead of night
Take your statist dreams and learn to fly
All this time
We were only waiting for the moment of your demise

Barrack Bird preening in the dead of night
Take those blinkered eyes and learn to see
All this time
We were only waiting for this moment to break free

Barrack Bird fly
Barrack Bird fly
Into the void of a November night

Barrack Bird fly
Barrack Bird fly
Into the void of a November night

Barrack Bird scheming in the dead of night
Take our broken dreams and learn to fly
All this time
We were only waiting for the moment of your demise
We were only waiting for the moment of your demise
We were only waiting for the moment of your demise


*(Of course if you are feeling a little frisky and adventurous comrades, you can substitute "Black Bar")

A little ditty in honor of Nancy Grace's wardrobe malfunction entitled "Rocky Ridell"



Now somewhere in the backwater towns of Dakota
There lived a a dumb hick named Rocky Ridell
And one day his woman showed up on a dancing show
Showed old Rock her areola
Rocky kinda liked that
Said "I'm gonna have that girl"
So one day he drove into town
Called her on the phone
Said he'd make her his own

Oh Rocky Ridell
For years an incel
Began the creep stalk of his idol
Rocky had come with a notion so dumb
To bust up the legs of his rival
His rival it seems
Had broken Rock's dreams
By leading the girl of his fancy
Her last name was Grace
And she had a bitch face
But everyone knew her as Nancy

Now she and her man
Whose name was Tristan
Were in the ballroom doin' the rumba
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
Said Tristan boy this is your doom, brah
But Tristan was hot
He quick stepped and shot
And Rocky collapsed near the Bruno (Aaah!)

The head shrink came in
Barking his shin
And proceeded to sprawl on the table
He said "Rock, you're a real disgrace"
Rocky said, "Gots to lubs me some Nancy Grace"
And I will get her, Doc, I will get her
As soon as I am able

Now Rocky Riddell
Spent a year in a cell
For appearing deranged to his warder
The head shrink checked out
And gave Nancy no doubt
To beware of good Rocky's disorder

(AaaaHh, Oh yeah yeah)