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I Heard It On The Fake News



Oooh ooh, I bet you wonder how I knew
Trump was dying of Commie flu
Some unknown guy on CNN
Two other liars say, "Prognosis grim"
I took me by surprise, I must say
When he walked out yesterday
Doncha know that I heard it on the Fake News
Not much longer will I lack clues
Oh oh, I'm learning about the fake news
And I'm just about to see the ruse
Briney, Briney Yeah

(Turned off by the the fake news not much longer will you make me crazy)

I know a man ain't supposed to cry
But those pigs made a brother die
Dudes in blue could end my life, you see
Cause they'll choke you with their knee
You could have told me yourself
That he ODed on Fentanyl
Instead was stirred up by the Fake News
Not much longer will I be used
Oh oh, I'm learning about the fake news
And they're just about to lose more views
Chrissie, Chrissie yeah

(Burned up by the Fake News, not much longer will you make me crazy)

People saying just trust what your eyes can see
And the talking heads are liars
Now you cant hide the subterfuge
If its peaceful, then why the fires
Do you think that we're all chumps
When you try to pin the blame on Trump
Doncha know we're inurred to the Fake News
Not much longer will the slime ooze"
Oh oh, we're fed up with the fake news
And we're just about to blow a fuse

Wolfie, Wolfie I know ... that the whole thing is faux"

*(Did you catch the reference, my fellow Cubatistas, to "Comrade Zappa's "I Am The Slime'? Of course you did)

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Great balls of news narrative mindpuddin' stirrin' you dropped on the collective, Lenniesky..




 
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