The Kerry Kerfuffle


When me & my friends go out on a quest.
We can't go right so we must go left.
We didn't like the fight and we'd sure learned to hustle.
But we dance all night doing the Kerry Kerfuffle.

CHORUS:
Hey Ted, Hey Ted (Hey Ted, Hey Ted) what? what?....
what'dy say? what'dy say? whoop, whoop.
But we never miss a chance, to hear his nuance
doing the Kerry Kerfuffle.


Well me & my friends love Ted & Pelosi.
We love Kerry's idol Bill & his fat clown Moore.
It's such a delight to boogie and hustle.
watch'em all night doing the Kerry Kerfuffle.

CHORUS:
Hey Ted, Hey Ted (Hey Ted, Hey Ted) what? what?....
what'dy say? what'dy say? yadda yadda
But we never miss a chance, to hear his nuance
doing the Kerry Kerfuffle.


Me & my friends we all love to see.
Howard Dean screaming on late night TV.
Those knuckle heads, oh they get in a tussle.
They push & they shove doing the Kerry Kerfuffle.


CHORUS:
Hey Ted, Hey Ted (Hey Ted, Hey Ted) what? what?....
what'dy say? what'dy say? look at the polls, look at the polls
But we never miss a chance, to hear his nuance
doing the Kerry Kerfuffle.
We do the Kerry Kerfuffle.... Coutinly?