Ev'ry mornin' at the line you could see him arrive
He stood five foot six and weighed one forty five
Kinda broad for Korean and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew, ya didn't give no lip to Kim Jong
(Kim Jong, Kim Jong) Kim Jong Un (Kim Jong)

Nobody heard of this second son Un
He just appeared one day looking like daddy's clone
He didn't say much, he kinda quiet and shy
And if you looked at all, you better bow to Kim Jong

Somebody said he came from Pyongyang
Where he won the rights over Kim Jong Nam
And daddy's death made him ruler man
Cos brother Kim Jong Nam got caught seeing Disney Land, Kim Jong
(Kim Jong, Kim Jong) Kim Jong Un (Kim Jong)

Then came the day on the North side of the line
When kimchee lacked and folks started dyin'
Koreans were starvin' and hearts beat last
And everybody thought that they'd eaten their last, 'cept Jong

Through the dust and the waste of communist hell
Walked a squirt of a man that Koreans knew well
With a waggin' finger, said give us a loan
And like a small thorn bush, he just stood there adored, Kim Jong
(Kim Jong, Kim Jong) Kim Jong Un (Kim Jong)

And with all of his voice demanding their love
North Korea yelled out, That the War is back on
And twenty jets scrambled for a world to save
All this because of this NK knave, Kim Jong

With Stealth and fighters they'll make him back down
Else he has rubble level with the ground
And then smoke and ash spill across that line
Everybody knows it's the end of the line for Kim Jong
(Kim Jong, Kim Jong) Kim Jong Un (Kim Jong)

Now if he ever opens his kimchee pit
The whole world will know he's just full of Sh*t
These words will be written about the man
On the North side of this line lies a small, squat man, Kim Jong
(Kim Jong, Kim Jong) Kim Jong Un (Kim Jong) (Kim Jong, Kim Jong Un

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