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"MILF-mom" by The Fed Internees

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Congress' MILF-mom
Pelosi-mobile
The voters my slaves
That's how I feel

I vote our line
I vote left, far
I don't trust you
I love pow-"ar"

Cross the public, win again and again
Responsibility, but there's nobody there
Sign says: "Next vote, $30 mil!"

You work all week, each penny saved
Buy me escape from home
I'd rather jet around for "free"
Than pay up for my roams

Plow through Bay Area tourist spots
Splat! goes the oppressed male bum
Wanking in Haight Ashbury

Congress' MILF-mom
Botox proud
Gitmo clinging to my PR
Muster, muster, Star*Kist's star

MILF-mom is your pride and joy
Queen of the Senate court
Waiting for lobbyists thick
Who'll love me for my vote

I tell them why I'm cool
They slide back just what I like
When I depend, they're dear

Tack an earmark--there, a program is born
Taxpayers here sure looking floored
Spending sirens: "I won't control!"

They're stressing out my gorgeous face job
Lumping me with liars
Ain't no way to treat the Brethren
Pelosi distributes 24-7

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