Pelosi spits baloney
And so, she's always ever, Loco
Kook. Decayed Granny
She claps, she claps, she claps

A million pounds of face glue
A gem. A mask to cover
A Hen. Shrew, snooty Nancy
She claps, she claps, she claps

IF SHE CAN'T MAKE TRUMP CRACKUP
She-will-be outsmarted
And then she's gonna wind up
Being thwarted, brokenhearted

So miffed and really angry. Confess!
But Nancy won't veer. Obsessed!
De-mo-crats tell thee ---
To clap, to clap, to clap

*Nancy clapping like a trained Soros-Obama-Hillary seal*

She claps, she claps, she claps

IF SHE CAN'T MAKE TRUMP CRACKUP
She-will-be outsmarted
And then she's gonna wind up
Being thwarted, brokenhearted

So miffed and really angry. Confess!
But Nancy won't veer. Obsessed!
De-mo-crats tell thee ---
To clap, to clap, to clap

To clap, to clap, to clap
To clap... to clap... to...clap

"Kryptonite Nancy"


Loony Loon
Loony Loon
I hear Nan's Ca-Ca and my troubles renew

Loony Loon
Loon Nan-cy
Her kind of antics are just foreign to me

Loony Loon
Loony Loon
It makes me wonder if she's tight!

Upside-down
A Poop
A Witch
She's not what I'd call a Dish
Loony Loon - she's Kryptonite!

Well, she's an Old Crone sayin'
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Over the hill
Face isn't real
Watch out! She's gonorrhea - Democratic style
She's all senile and spouts her bile

She likes to fiddle in the middle oh it really is a riddle
How she plays with Loons that cheat!
Plays with Loons that cheat!
That lie and spy

Leader of the Floor
And we don't want no more
'Cause she's a -
Loony Loon and mummified

[Bangs around The House Floor with her gavel]

She likes to fiddle in the middle oh it really is a riddle
How she plays with Loons that cheat!
Plays with Loons that cheat!
That lie and spy ---

[Bangs around The House Floor with her gavel some more]

Loony Loon
Loony Loon
I hear Nan's Ca-Ca and my troubles renew

Loon Nan-cy
Loon Nan-cy
Her kind of antics are just foreign to me

Loony Loon

Loony Loon
It makes me wonder if she's tight!

Run for cover
Elbowroom
Take no chances
DEMS SPELL DOOM!
Loony Loons have flipped - they all are not right

Dems will fall
Bad things will come
All things gonna flop because
Loony Loon is Kryptonite!

"Diggin' Into Trump"

*** A Long Intro in honor of 'The Longest Day' June 6, 1944 ***

[Nancy, Nadler, Schiff, Democrats, Feds, Reds and Fake Media ---
All digging into Trump to find SOMETHING]

Diggin' Diggin'
Ding-bat Floor Ms. of the screwball Congress

I never took to this 'Mamma'
Could never take to her Drama
'Cause if you say Pro-paganda
I ain't hep - to that Schlepp
But Nan's diggin'

I never could see Subpoenas
She's poison - clearly - dementia
But if it's to be - all Russia
I ain't hep - to her steps
But Nan's diggin'

When Feds - invented this Fiction (Hillary/Mueller/et al Dossier)
IT was a total flop
But they - have all become Felons
They never stop - by chance to eavesdrop

They dig-a-dig-dig for more-a
The Commie-Shin-dig - they're Nuts-a
But they all say dig - to China
I ain't hep - to those Schlepps
But Nan's diggin'

[All the Felons and naysayers keep digging for dirt on The Donald]

I ain't hep - but Nan's diggin'

"Nancy Squawk"

Nancy Squawk - Nancy Squawk
Another night of hearin' herself Squawk
Squawk Squawk Squawk
One Hausfrau - The Queen Bee
Attacks come spun through Nancy's Squawk, you see
No wonder how
No wonder who

Nancy Squawk - Nancy Squawk
Another night of seein' her drone on
Squawk Squawk Squawk
When she Caws
Lies are spun
Coup-Heads together plan Impeachment as one
Trump is their prey
Oh they will pay

All Dems do is squawk, moo and bellow
Squawk, moo and bellow
Squawk, moo and bellow
All Dems do is squawk, moo and bellow
Squawk about de-stroy-ing stuff they've buried
Someday, somehow, somewhere, some-time

Nancy Squawk - Nancy Squawk
Another night of gettin' my fill of
Squawk Squawk Squawk
WHY NANCY and Spies - both agree
There must be a ploy
Must be O-ver-throw
Must be an Overthrowin' ploy, you see
Spies, Dopes, Crime Blight
Lies matter, Dems bite

Oh there must be an O-verthrowin' ploy
For she
There must be a ploy
There must be a ploy
There must be a ploy
There must be a ploy
There must be a ploy
There must be a ploy!
There must!