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Putin's The New Russian Star

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Flew in from Hawaiian Beach vacation place
I slept in my bed last night
Dreamed away the night like it's Benghazi
But woke with dreadful fright
Putin's the new Russian star
You know how those ol' Ruskies are, boy
Watching the new Russian star yeah

Been that way so long I really know his face
See, light shining off his dome
Leave him for tomorrow where's my golfing case?
They won't answer Hagel's phone
Putin's the new Russian star
You know how those ol' Ruskies are, boy
Back down the US
Back down the US
Watching the new Russian star

Well that Ukraine deal really knocked me out
The one that Clinton signed
And Moscow's troops are moving all about
That Georgia raid's still on my my my my my my my my my mind
Oh, come on
John Kerry, help me out
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Watching the new Russian star
You know how those ol' Ruskies are, boys
Watching the new Russian star

Well Biden and me ran around the house
To shrink Michelle's behind
While Michelle has us moving all about
Minimum wages still on my my my my my my my my my mind

Oh, Sochi Olympics really peaked the ratings out
Took away my healthcare's harm
Come and hear John Kerry as he's singing out
How the earth's still getting warm
Watching the new Russian star
Hey, you know how those ol' Ruskies are, boy
Putin's the new Russian star
Oh, let me tell you honey

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Dear Putin




Dear Putin, you came out to play
Dear Putin, seized the Ukraine clay
The gig is up, Obama's blue
It's obvious that Palin knew
Dear Putin, just what you did today

Dear Putin, opened up our eyes
Dear Putin, seized the Ukraine skies
The wind is low in Russian spring
And then you still want everything
Dear Putin, No one sayin' you've lied

Runs around round
(Round round round, round round)
(Round round round, round round)
Run around round round
(Round round round, round round)
(Round round round, round round)
Golfs a round

Dear Putin, crocodilian smile
Dear Putin, scare his inner child
The unicorns and rainbow strain
They want to see you smile again
Dear Putin, won't you let them see you smile?

Dear Putin, Did you come out to play?
Dear Putin, seized the Ukraine clay
The gig is up, Obama's blue
It's obvious that Palin knew
Dear Putin, just what you did today

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Here I stand head in hand
Look'n weak to the world
Putin's strong, I can't go on
Feelin' two-foot small

Everywhere the world stares
Each and every day
I can see them laugh at me
And I hear them say…

“He! Gave Vlad more flex-i-bilit-y”
“He! Gave Vlad more flex-i-bilit-y”

Hillary even tried
Tried to make a friend
Hit “Reset”, red button
Said “Overcharged” instead

Now Vlad says to me - “Ukraine's mine today.”
“Look around American clown. Glad I heard you say…”

“Hey! Give Vlad more flex-i-bilit-y”
“Hey! Give Vlad more flex-i-bilit-y”


 
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