From Granma: Unforgettable afternoon between brothers

https://www.granma.cu/INGLES/2006/agost ... genes.html

"No no no Hugo! I said I wanted a pillow....a pill-ow. pa pa pa pill-o"

"As you know, I am a man of special needs. You shall now receive 'The Fist of Fury'. Prepare the long rubber glove. Eeny meeny miney moe... I wonder where my glove will go."

I'm not even going there.

Margaret wrote:I'm not even going there.

umm...I dunno but it looks like it's been there already :-/

They both look pretty happy...time to break out the Havanas!

Red Square wrote:
From Granma: Unforgettable afternoon between brothers
https://www.granma.cu/INGLES/2006/agost ... genes.html

Oh my goodness! Is it Lent already?

Thank g_d ... no ME! that we gots lots of octopuses!

Hugo..

Sometimes Cuban Spanish and Venezuelan Spanish do not translate exactly. When I said that the first thing I was craving after my surgery was a "caliente foot long" I was referring to a tasty hot dog at the Revolutionary Che Guevara Baseball Field.

And the second thing I wanted after my surgery was a special load of "Venezuelan Crude". You did understand that to mean crude oil, right? Hugo? Is there something you need to tell me?

Hi, my American Komrades. I'm a newcomer. If you want, you can kick my as...s out of your Forum, due to the fact that I live in the Paradise of Kollectivism: The Bananarian Republic of Venezuela. Let me explain: Under the enlightened leadership of our Beloved Leader: sergeant (parachutist) Hugo Chavez Frias, in the last ELEVEN (11) YEARS, we are living in the Collectivist's Dream: We bath ourselves with "totuma" (a sort of half-emptied big coconut) filled with (a little) water, because there is no public water service here. Also, too, I'm using my computer in the few hours a day we have electrical power. No sugar, no coffee, little milk in the Kapitalist chain of supermarkets. Oh, Beloved Leader Hugo Chavez !! He is the shining star who will lead all us venezuelans to the Sea of Happiness (an acronym for Cuba). He will be the Emperor of United Bananarian Republic of America (U.B.R.A.), from Alaska to the Magellan Straits in Argentina. I'm ready to share my house and my wife with strangers, and to send my children to the Bolivarian Koncentration Kamps to be re-educated!! All in the name of our Beloved Leader!! All taxes are robbed out by our Beloved Leaders' Family in Barinas State, but it doesn't matter: Sozialism is the Paradise and the Salvation of Exploited Humanity!!! I'm sure he is re-elected every time in non-rigged and aseptic & pure elections!!! The report of the OAS about Human Rights violations by paramilitary forces in our Sozialist Paradise are lies, lies, lies, only lies!!! Prepare yourselves, Komrades Gringos: our Beloved Leader will impose Real Sozialism to Komrade Barack Obama, unless you send a couple of Nimitz-Class Super-Carriers and three or four Wasp-Class Assault Ships in front of the Bananarian Venezuela's coast, until anti-diarrhea medicines are emptied-out from our drug stores, especially near the Presidential Palace!!! You are under my friendly warning: our Komrade and Beloved Leader, Hugo Chavez must be stopped. He is doing TOO MUCH HAPPINESS for America and the World over. Cheers !!

Comrades Chavez and Castro unveil "The Peoples Viagra™" (not to be confused with "The Peoples Iron Fist of the Revolution™")


Huggy-bear: "After that, I could use a cigar. Do you have one, Comrade?"

Fidel: "Indeed I do comrade...see if you can find it"

"And now, Hugo, I must pass the torch. Well, it's a candle. We couldn't afford a torch after spending the nation's wealth on Columbian whores. Anyways, I have stored it safely up my ass for 60 years, so it is now only half it's original size but, listen conjo, it is now yours to enjoy. Take the what's left of my patroleum jelly, too."

If I win, please redistribute my winnings amongst the collective. I cannot handle any more guilt.

Red Square wrote:
From Granma: Unforgettable afternoon between brothers
https://www.granma.cu/INGLES/2006/agost ... genes.html

That is a 'Swedish Cigar', that Comrade Castro has been quietly smoking with his second mouth for the past 50 years.

You could say, he is passing the Baton, or the Torch...

First there are these glorious straps to hold it in place.

Hi Komrades !!! It's me !!! The newcomer from the Sozialist Paradise of the XXI century: The Bananarian Republic of Venezuela. (The second Cuba, thanks Fidel). Let me give you, my Gringos dear friends, a fresh update of the marvels of Real Sozialism in Venezuela:

* Continuing electrical power black-outs

* About 140,000 Tons of rotten food in containers imported by our Beloved Leader, Sergeant (parachutist) Hugo Chavez's and his lackeys. NOTE: Don't think it is korruption!! It is a Bolivarian way of foreseeing the needs of the People and the Exploited Children!!! This rotten food will be distributed (paying only a symbolic fee) to the poorest, especially pregnant women and children!!! Death to Market Kapitalism!!!

* About 40 homicides (only in Caracas) each weekend. This is a policy of our Beloved Leader Hugo Chavez to control the population increase!!! (He doesn't believe in abortion, anyway, even if he's always fighting with the Pope)

* No Foreign Exchange (This is left only for the Politburo and Chavez's lackeys and family)

* Inflation about 40% per year (another healthy Bolivarian way of controlling people's overweight !!!) Say no to high calories!!! Say no to fat people!!! Say no to Mc Donald's!!! Say no to "arepas"!!! Say no to everything!!! Fatherland, Sozialism or Death!!!

Well, I'll try to keep you informed, my dear Gringos friends, about all the progress we are making in the road to Kollectivist happiness.... Cheers!!!

Thank you, Chavez's Commie Kommittee, for the informative information.

We will be looking forward to hearing from you again. Perhaps you can have your own thread about Venezuela and Chavez on the People's Blog, so you can keep the collective updated on the latest developments in the glorious new socialist nation.

Dear Komrade Red Square:
I will be honored to have my own thread on the People's Cube, so I can inform your Politburo of the lightning-speed progress toward Real Sozialism that our country, the Bananarian Republic of Venezuela, is making under the benevolent rule of our Beloved Leader, sergeant (parachutist) Hugo Chavez Frias!!! Only give me instructions, and i will comply before my home gets searched by SEBIN (The State Police). Sincerely: Chavez's Commie Kommitee. Cheers !!

The instructions are simple:

1. Go here (make sure you're logged in) - https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/

2. Click on New Topic button that looks like this -
3. Type in the title and the text. Upload pictures as needed using our Editor for the Rich.

4. Some browsers don't hold line breaks in Editor for the Rich, so it's better to switch to Poor Text Editor (the biggest button on top) to separate the paragraphs (or use Shift+Enter for line breaks).

That's it!

If you keep your posts short, it's better to add comments on the same thread. If you have longer posts that warrant the creation of a separate thread, you may do so using your best judgement.

Good luck!

Premier Betty wrote:"As you know, I am a man of special needs. You shall now receive 'The Fist of Fury'. Prepare the long rubber glove. Eeny meeny miney moe... I wonder where my glove will go."

Sucks to be Wim-Blow.

Words fail me.