Dammit! Wake up! Listen, all of you!

What happened? I left to go to the mountain and bring back the law and I come back and hear talk from Bonnie Fwank, Gov. McGay, et al., about how we have to take back God and moral values. How can you take back God when I have already returned? Answer that! Turn away from these graven, heathen, Republican, pagan images that the masses crave! Return to your one true God and sinners repent!

I am the Lord, your Demokratic God, You shall have no other Gods, but Hillary.

Thou shall not take the name of Hillary, your God, in vain!

Do you require the masses to pray to you 5 times a day?

Hell no! It's a nice thought, praying, but your prayers are no damn good without some cold hard..er I mean cold soft cash. Money, baby doll...shekels, rubles, yen, deutsche marks, pounds sterling, even those ugly euros. Get my drift? Gimme your number and I'll have David Rosen call you after he skates at the Conservative show trial this week, next tops! Render unto Hillary and then render again.
Will somebody please slap Comrade Teddy again for me. Once again his meddlesome relatives rolled over for the authorities. He just doesn't get it. The Kennedy dynasty is over, the golden Age of Clinton draws near. Bow down you humble peasants!

https://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/200 ... 5528.shtml



https://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/43074.htm

Toodles,
Hillary

Why the Golden Age? after all, it's the Twenty First century! Shouldn't it be called the Platinum Age or something like that?

Good question Betty, but it's really quite simple. Remember the Golden Rule? "(S)he who has the gold, rules." This does not preclude you in any way, shape or form from sending me all your platinum for the greater good. In exchange I'll give you some cattle futures tips and teach you how to sell short. Fair enough?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_Rodham_Clinton<br>#Allegations_of_Financial_Impropriety_During_Term_as_First_Lady_of_Arkansas

FFlotus, USS, soon to be Potus,
Hillary

Would you like that platinum delivered through the mail, of by way of $.$. Haliburton's dilivery boy?

That's the toughest question I've had all week. See, the revolution waits for nobody, so if you sent it USPS (snail mail), FedUp, or UPS, waiting is the name of the game. $.$. Halliburton on the other hand is greedy and motivated by profit and pleases it's bourgeoisie customers, therefore I'd have it overnight. Calculating the interest lost if you sent it the Peoples Way instead of a Halliburton delivery boy I could stand to lose a potential bundle. Trust me, I learned a good bit from Whitewater. Sacrifices must be made for the common good and I'm afraid it's one of those times. Send it $.$. Halliburton.

Your shipment of platinum should arrive shortly...

you are both mistaken, comrades: it should actually be the "ruthenium age"
ruthenium is exceptionally rare and expensive, more so than platinum, so it makes sense
ruthenium is very hard and very dense, so it makes even better sense that way
ruthenium is named after the Rodina, too - so it makes *perfect* sense.

kingprout wrote:you are both mistaken, comrades: it should actually be the "ruthenium age"
ruthenium is exceptionally rare and expensive, more so than platinum, so it makes sense
ruthenium is very hard and very dense, so it makes even better sense that way
ruthenium is named after the Rodina, too - so it makes *perfect* sense.

???

Comrade Ivanov,

ruthenium (Ru) is a heavy and highly refractory metallic element of the platinum family (platinum, iridium, osmium, palladium, ruthenium) with the atomic number 44

it is a hard white metal, essentially chemically inert at normal temperatures. Combusts explosively in oxygen at high temperatures.
Like all metals in the platinum family, and like gold and silver, Ruthenium fluoresces under visible light wavelengths, making it brighter than its reflective albedo warrants.

the latinate term for this element is "ruthenia" which means Russia (the Rodina or "motherland" to which I referred). it was discovered in the mid 1800s by a Russian chemist. No, I don't recall the name.

iirc, ruthenium tetroxide (RuO4) is exceedingly poisonous and explosive. Exactly like Hillary, the next president of the USSA.

(I used to be a machinist, picked up some metallurgy along the way)


Can you make table lamps out of it? Bill is coming home to Chappa....Chipper....Chapsticka....Aw....where ever the hell I'm supposed to live for the weekend and I need some target practice.

Hillary

Why don't we learn that in chemistry class? Pfft... instead we learn about gas laws... I've already got enough gas to break several laws as it is....

To Her Royal Red Socialist Majesty, Empress H*llary R. Clinton. Benevolent Mother of the Common GoodTM

-- An idea for your excellency. When is the Cube going to produce the For The Common Good Medal and Award badge bearing your likeness to sell in the dry goods department? The North Koreans voluntarily wear badges and pins with the likeness of their leaders, how come the cube has not made yours yet for all of us to troll around and wear showing our support for your great socialist mind?!? A mere suggestion to accumulate more hard currency from your devoted followers...

Bowing and drooling endlessly in your presence,
Chairman Meow.

You'll have to discuss that with Red Square, but he's busy right now spamming for my campaign donations. You should be getting some unwanted emails real soon, but don't you dare delete them and responding is mandatory. If you have one of those nasty blockers, turn it off!

Hillary

Comrade Betty,

It would be improper to indoctrinate the workers of tomorrow with any interest in the so-called "precious metals". Yes, their physical properties are interesting, and may be useful in furthering the power of the State and the glorious Ppl's Army, but, historically, the only reason people paid attention to these metals was because they are "pretty" (such bourgeois vanity) and their chemical inertness (called "nobility" - typical aggrandization of indolence, imo).

RuHillary, no.......smacks of RuPaul

I agree! Something like The "Iron Chancellor" or "Stalin" you know man of steel. Bill gives me enough gas. Remember, this is about ME.

Hillary

Citihens! Voethe Hillary Clinton 2012!