[floatleft-nb]If you really want peace, you must write letters
to world leaders - because how would they
otherwise know what's going on in the world?

WWII could surely be avoided if enough people
were to sit down and write "Dear Adolf," pouring
their hearts into it. The takeover in Tibet might
never have happened if more people would write
"Dear Mao!" on their stationeries. Afghanistan
might be at peace if in 1979 more people of
good will had sent letters to Moscow addressed
to "Dear Leonid!"

In today's world, public diplomacy dictates that
all of us sit down and write "Dear Mahmoud!"[/floatleft-nb]

Letter To Ahmadinejad From Lagos, Nigeria (Confidential)

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Mahmoud, if you act within 30 minutes, you'll get $11.4 million, and a date with one of 72 lovely bints. But time is short. Act NOW!

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From: "Jauhara al Kafirah"
To: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Subject: Confidential Investment Proposal
Date: Friday 12 May 2006 14:03:47 -0000
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FROM: JAUHARA AL KAFIRAH
UNION BANK PLC.
LAGOS, NIGERIA

ATTN: MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD
PRESIDENTIAL PALACE, TEHRAN
ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN


First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction, this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and TOP SECRET. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. We have decided to contact you by e-mail due to the urgency of this transaction.

Let me start by first introducing myself properly to you. I am Miss Jauhara al Kafirah, a Manager at the Union Bank Nigeria PLC, Lagos. I came to know of you in my private search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential transaction which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to a foreign account requiring maximum confidence. I am not too really sure if you are my long lost contact whom I am trying to reach, but in anyway, please do take this message with a good heart and report back to me if you are not the person I think you are. I would explain more latter.

THE PROPOSITION:

A foreigner, former US President Jimmy Carter, who was also an Oil Merchant / contractor with the federal Govenment of Nigeria, until his disappearance from public six years ago, banked with us here at Union Bank PLC., Lagos, and had a closing balance of USD$38.M ( Thirty Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which the bank now unquestionably expects to be claimed by any of his available foreign next of kin or alternatively be donated to a discredited trust fund for Alms and Yellow Cake Production at a military war college here in Nigeria.

Fervent valuable efforts are being made by the Union Bank to get in touch with any of the Carter family or relatives but all have proved to no avail.

It is because of the perceived possibility of not going to be able to locate any of former Pres. Jimmy Carter's next of kin (either his "known" wife and children) that the management under the influence of our Chairman, board of directors, Retired Major General Kalu Uke Kalu, that an arrangement for the fund to be declared "UNCLAIMABLE" and then be subsequently donated to the Trust Fund for Alms and Yellow Cake production which will further enhance the courses of war in Iran and the world in general.

In order to avert this negative development, myself and some of my trusted colleagues here at the bank now seek for your permission to have you stand as former Pres. Jimmy Carter's next of kin so that the fund, USD$38.5M would be subsequently transferred and paid into your bank account as the beneficiary next of kin. All documents and proves to enable you get this fund have been carefully worked out and we are assuring you a 100% risk free involvement.

For your assistance, your commission would be 30%. 10% has been set aside for expenses while the rest would be for myself and my colleagues for investment purposes in your country.

If this proposal is OK. by you and you do not wish to take advantage of the trust we hope to bestow on you and your company, then kindly get to me immediately via my e-mail furnishing me with your most confidential telephone, fax number and exclusive e-mail so that I can forward to you the relevant details of this transaction. Thank you in advance for your anticipated co-operation.

Regards,

JAUHARA AL KAFIRAH
MANAGER
UNION BANK PLC.
N.B. PLEASE, FOR CONFIDENTIAL REASON, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SEND ME YOUR RESPONSE VIA THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:
[email protected]


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2011 International Socialists Technical Upgrade For Red Jihad And Islam:

You've got mail. Sorry for the delay. The People's Air Mail Pelican was caught up in the Gulf Oil Spill. All trans-Atlantic flights were delayed.

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Dear Jauhara Al Kafirah,
Your image proposal really got my libido excited. Sorry I missed the deadline, but feel free to stop by and visit me anytime. Peace be upon you dear child.

Please say hi to all my friends at ThePeoplesCube, especially Commissarka Pinkie.

Yours in Peace and Freedom,
Mahmoud


 
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