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I would kill myself... But Stalin had Komrade Beria kill me first. (He really changed my name three times, tortured me (for a year), gave me a oneway ticket to the USA. My new name is Sasha Orlov. Hay! I gave up my Dad for re-education with Al Gore at the DNC in Washington. My job is to infiltrate the RNC and pretend to be a collaborator from the DNC. (I'm really with the FSB.) GRU.How are you?... I'm fine... Wait!... What was I saying?