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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Obama Makes A Big Step for Mankind


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... or is he kicking an invisible ass?

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“aka Obama” practices marching the goose step,
His golf game is about as good as his marching,
Those feet are the size of snow shoes.


Major says Great Shoes!

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Curiously like the dance the Greek Evzone Guard performs. Perhaps this is a sign that he secretly wishes he could take credit for the destruction of the Greek economy.

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Now where did I saw this same step once?

Oh Yes, my former german comrade used to do this "great step" joke.

*looks at the skeleton with a funny moustache hanging from the cage at the center of the office*

Ahhh... ...those were the days...

*lays back on the chair and sips the coffee*


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"Take off your bedroom slippers, put on your marching boots!" ~ B. Obama, Sept. 2011

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