The President Address the Party: Agitate for de-Kulakization

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Comrade President Barack Barackovich Obama addressed the Party in a special message filmed at his winter dacha in Hawaii, where he is resting after spending hours threatening the Bourgeoisie elements of the People's Congress with catastrophic military spending cuts in order to attain their unanimous consent to the Party's de-Kulakization Plan.

Yet, after his many hours of hard labor, rest did not come easy to our Glorious Leader, who took time from his repose to urge the Party towards further collectivization of the means of labor through the Progressive Tax Code.

Here is the location of Barack Barackovich's message to the Proletariat:

Obama: We raised taxes, but the rich still aren't paying their fair share

The principle of the Party's plan is simple: Kulaks and those deemed to be excessively hoarding the People's wealth should be taxed until their income is fairly distributed by standards set for all the People by the Party. The Party knows who should receive what for the benefit of all, and it is simply dangerous to allow people unfettered access to wealth.

Comrade President Barack expects all the people to agitate for further transformational change. Progressive Socialism cannot be attained until the workers and peasants of Amerika rise up and take what is rightfully theirs through de-Kulakization. Of course, our Glorious Leader has been patient with those citizens still influenced by Capitalism, which is why he is using the gentler process of taxation before relying on confiscation of property.

Yet, we should all be encouraged to note that because of the popularity of the President's message of higher taxes for the Kulaks, and the recognition that these Bourgeois thieves are responsible for depriving the workers and peasants of Amerika of their justice and benefits, that the citizens of Amerika are willing to support further collectivization. Yes, our revolution is taking hold in the hearts of Amerikans, who once worshipped the idols of private property and wealth accumulation.

No more! Amerikans now know the truth: Progressive Taxation will seize the undeserved gains of the rich and redistribute them to the People. The rich should not be rich, but equal!

Comrades, let us agitate the Masses for increased taxes and confiscation of Kulak property!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Proletarian Red-noser

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Punch the riches out of the rich until they squeal and repent, then punch some more!
Agitate the Masses for increased taxes and confiscation of Kulak property!

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I checked the word раскулачивание (de-Kulakization) in Google Translate, and it translated it as "cannibalization."

That means Google is part of the Neo-Kulak conspiracy and must also be de-Kulakized!

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Dear Comrade Director, In this helpful poster, we see how the Kulak wears the 'red circle' rather than the Red Cube. This tells us that he masks his Bourgeois tendencies with a bit of red, but he is truly against the perfect square of Socialism through his Capitalistic drive to hoard the people's wealth and prevent equitable redistribution. We should all be watchful of the 'Red Circle,' which is a subversive and counter-revolutionary movement.

Down with the Kulaks and the Red Circle! Confiscate all Kulak property!

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And they will be known by the sign of the Red Circle! Beware comrades!


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Who do these profiteers and exploiters of 'The People's Resources'™ think they are? Assuming they can rise above the masses and escape the collective by acquiring worldly goods? What are they,
1-2% of the population? Surely, with the strong hand of Dear Leader at the controls, a day of retribution and redistribution will descend upon this unthinking, uncaring few. These few will be crushed by the many and all will be made equal.

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How to properly demonize the opposition with the use of visual agitation and propaganda:

The title is "Enemies of the 5-Year Plan," which by extension means, "Enemies of socialism."

At the bottom is a verse describing each type:

The wealthy landowner
The wealthy farmer (kulak)
The drunk
The clergy (Orthodox Priest)
The bourgeois press (a sellout journalist)
The capitalist (a banker, industrialist, merchant)
The political opposition (a Menshevik)
The surviving remnants of the pre-revolutionary law enforcement and the military