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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Caption: Who Are These People?

6/15/2005, 9:51 pm
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6/16/2005, 10:56 am
Freedom Fighters
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Kommander Kenneth
6/16/2005, 8:31 pm
A cyclone of Che clones?
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6/17/2005, 12:41 am
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Peoples liberation squad.
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6/23/2005, 12:25 am
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Shiny happy people holding hands?
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6/23/2005, 5:55 pm
Essential Labor Task Force
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6/24/2005, 12:55 pm
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Peace protestors.
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Revolting Now
6/29/2005, 5:17 pm
Happy workers! Blissful but determined! They are our DNC comrades! This is a draft of the front side (both sides are equal) of the new 1 US ruble note.

Sshh!! The plans to change the design and the name of US currency units must remain secret! Following the trend to rename schools from presidents into trees, we will soon unveil our plan to remove the dead white male presidents from dollar bills and replace them with real People's heroes - or trees for that matter. US rubles is as good a name as any.

Red Square
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6/29/2005, 11:40 pm
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Don't forget, Red Square, that the new currency will be plastic ration stamps because money is a filthy capitalist idea and using paper ration stamps kills the rain forests. Just ask Greenpeace!
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7/1/2005, 12:52 pm
Just think of the Soviet Union Hymn (translated): "Unbreakable Union of Freeborn Republics..."

Vladimir Ivanov
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11/21/2005, 3:07 pm
Well it's obviously a display of synchronous mincing by the Glorious Ponces of the Revolution. They go around in this tight formation so that no-one can steal their handbags. I even recognise a familiar face at the centre of the second row- That's young Gloria. (Unusual name, especially for a stevodore).

And front row on the left wearing the frying pan is Vassily, who has been stung by catty remarks about his perm and highlights...
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11/21/2005, 10:24 pm
" Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
... and sweet Marie who waits for meee..."
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12/8/2005, 4:06 pm
it's the left wing gay liberation front, cause they're all holding hands, and singing "Y.M.C.A."

I thought that they were sining Y.R.U. Gay.

-Kommissar Betty
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3/22/2006, 3:58 pm
comrades!

these are the jets!

from your first cigarette to last dying day!

(the guy in the hat is tony)
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thatguyfromaus
4/8/2006, 8:11 am
the word ugly comes to mind..
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6/15/2006, 7:00 pm
They are what's left of the lefty moonbats,
They must of just got some wind from the hillary-hitler bunch.
Blow hillary Blow....
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Komrade Zuul
6/15/2006, 8:09 pm
World Workers United! ... by standing in the welfare line...
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6/16/2006, 3:48 pm
The People's Fashion Show models.
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3/4/2013, 8:58 pm
Looks like the U.S.peoples senate to me
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