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The Cube Shows Up in Space Mining Company

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Good or bad, the Cube shows up for Donut Day at Planetary Resources Incorporation. Hopefully fulfilling its duties in spreading communism.

Well today marks a delicious meal, but not all doughnuts are the traditional ring torus shaped which we know and love. No, they are bars, stars, fritters, elephant ears, Boston Cream, bear claws, crullers, and bowties. Capitalism has infiltrated and changed the ingredients, the portions, and shapes of each doughnut. We have many shops to denounce.

I denounce Voodoo Doughnut, Top Pot Doughnut, Dunkin Donuts, Donut House, Cafe Du Monde, The Donut Hole, Honey Dew Donuts, Krispy Kreme, J.CO Donuts, Lamar's Donuts, Leonard's Bakery, Psycho Donuts, Randy's Donuts, Yum-Yum Donuts, etc.

I also denounce the Salvation Army for declaring that they were the ones who started Donut Day.



We must bring back the Communist Doughnut for our children.

Forward!


 
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