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Oh my Lawyer Rosenstein.

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He's a lawyer, across from Sessions,
Sits here waiting for his time,
Carter Page's FISA signer
And his name is Rosenstein

Oh my lawyer, Oh my lawyer,
Oh my Lawyer Rosenstein.
You once cleared all my endeavors,
Mueller's sorry Rosenstein.

Mueller promised immunity,
Catching Manafort in crime
Russian bosses from Caucasus
Scandals cleared by Rosenstein.

Oh my lawyer, Oh my lawyer,
Oh my Lawyer Rosenstein.
You once cleared all my endeavors,
Mueller's sorry Rosenstein.

He wore fancy ostrich jackets
Like it was some sort of crime,
Hit by the judge in his hinter
Said it's just a fishing line.

Oh my lawyer, Oh my lawyer,
Oh my Lawyer Rosenstein.
You once cleared all my endeavors,
Mueller's sorry Rosenstein.

Mueller locked him in a jail cell
All alone he did his time,
But alas, he got no glimmer,
He forgot ol' Rosenstein

Oh my lawyer, Oh my lawyer,
Oh my Lawyer Rosenstein.
You once cleared all my endeavors,
Mueller's sorry Rosenstein.

Oh my lawyer, Oh my lawyer,
Oh my Lawyer Rosenstein.
You once cleared all my endeavors,
Mueller's sorry Rosenstein.

Then ol' Mueller, not a quitter,
Soon began to peak and pine,
Now he's reading Trump on Twitter,
Cos he forgot Rosenstein

Oh my lawyer, Oh my lawyer,
Oh my Lawyer Rosenstein.
You once cleared all my endeavors,
Mueller's sorry Rosenstein.

In the courtroom near the White House
Where the legal doth entwine
There grows noses as Mueller poses
Neutralized by Rosenstein

Oh my lawyer, Oh my lawyer,
Oh my Lawyer Rosenstein.
You once cleared all my endeavors,
Mueller's sorry Rosenstein.

How he missed him, how he missed him, how he missed ol' Rosenstein!
It's just one big sister kisser, cos he forgot Rosenstein


 
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