Progs always mean to cause you many sorrows
Progs always mean to cause you many pains
Progs only wanted to one time to see you crying
Progs only wanted to see you
Drowning in their purple pain

Purple pain, purple pain
Purple pain, purple pain
Purple pain, purple pain
Progs only wanna to see you
Drowning in their purple pain

Progs never wanted you to be some small biz worker
Progs only want you to snitch on kin and friends
Comrades, Progs will always steal from one another
It's such a shame Progs friendship has to end

Purple pain, purple pain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple pain, purple pain
Progs only wanna to see you
Underneath their purple pain

Comrade, I know, I know
I know times are changing
It's time we all reach out
For something new, that means you too
Dems say they want new leader
But Progs can't seem to make up their mind
I think Dems better close ‘em
Don't let progs drag you to their purple pain

Purple pain, purple pain
Purple pain, purple pain
If you know what I'm singing about up here
C'mon, raise your hand
Purple pain, purple pain
Progs only want to see you
Only want to see you
In their purple pain