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Biden Approval Still Higher Than "Stick in the Eye"

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Interactive Polls has released the latest approval ratings and it contains good news for Joe Biden.  His approval rating is still better than "stick in the eye" and several other categories, as seen below.

Category                                                     Approve    Disapprove
People singing in public bathroom           40             55
Sliver of glass in foot                                  38             52

Joe Biden                                                       36             55
Stick in the eye                                             34             56
Punch in stomach / kidneys                       30             62
Influenza (puking kind)                               29             62
Root canal (no anesthesia)                        28             66


*14,695 voting age adults
**Margin of error +/- 2 points


The White House responded to the results with elation and the official Twitter account noted
"Joe Biden still popular as Commander in Chief, look at these latest poll numbers!"
-- White House (@WhiteHouse)

Cultural icons celebrated as well, re-tweeting the original poll with their congratulations.

In your face, 'stick in the eye'!!"
-- Seth Rogen (@RealSethRogen)

The big guy has still got it.  Not even close to last place.
-- Hunter Biden (@crkpipe$)

Number don't lie - way above one third approval.  Let's go!
-- Alyssa Melano (@alyssamelano)
 

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Panem, is there a way of breaking down the retina cost between approving Biden, or a Stick In the Eye? Lot of Gray Zoned Out territory to explore.. 

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jackalopelipsky wrote:
3/22/2022, 2:35 pm
Panem, is there a way of breaking down the retina cost between approving Biden, or a Stick In the Eye? Lot of Gray Zoned Out territory to explore.. 
...a good question.  "Eye" don't know the answer.
 


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Root Canal without anesthesia is demanding a recount due to late night irregularities in Fulton County, GA and Philadelphia. Early returns showed them leading Joementia by a wide margin.

Stick in the eye hasn't been the same since losing to blow to the head on Monty Python.

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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:
3/22/2022, 9:25 pm
Root Canal without anesthesia is demanding a recount due to late night irregularities in Fulton County, GA and Philadelphia. Early returns showed them leading Joementia by a wide margin.

Stick in the eye hasn't been the same since losing to blow to the head on Monty Python.
Having a 10-ton weight dropped on them should be in there, speaking of Monty Python.
 

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What about Russian roulette or a fentanyl overdose? Those seem to be popular these days.

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
3/22/2022, 11:10 pm
What about Russian roulette or a fentanyl overdose? Those seem to be popular these days.
... the list gets longer yet.

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Just wait until the Biden food shortages. Then Biden will collectivize agriculture and become as popular as Stalin.

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Most Equally Esteemed Komrad $. $. Haliburton,

Wait?  They have begun here.  I've noticed a shortage of chicken at any price in my area.  Of course anyone I mention this to tells me that there is no way it will spread to other foods. 

I've also noticed that more often that not the shelves look like there is a much hyped snow storm forecast.  This has become an every day occurrence.  The New Normal™.

Maybe the Useful Idiots will be tasty. 

Swimming in a nice Bearnaise Sauce in The Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

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Maybe a shortage of chicken tenders will get Biden past the stick in ‘pelipsky’s eye.

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“The rules are simple: they lie to us, we know they're lying, they know we know they're lying, but they keep lying to us, and we keep pretending to believe them.” ― Elena Gorokhova...... So true, unless they are lying about that also......

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Stick in the eye insertions are so-o-o-o old skool gulag in this komrade's humble opinion. The proper progressive social sharing of sticks would be ones with shit on both ends for odoriferous equality.

 

If it's only one eye and one stick, it might be worth the risk.

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Gulag Guest wrote:
9/10/2022, 9:27 pm
If it's only one eye and one stick, it might be worth the risk.

It's that 50/50 probability on the stick to second eye for taking too long to make up 'pelipsky's mind....ooops...gotta rabbit here. Beets need tending.


 
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