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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Contest: Videotape Yourself Solving The Cube With Your Feet

11/29/2007, 2:35 pm
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Reactionary running dog Michel Gondry shows how he can solve the Cube puzzle with his feet.

Of course the vigilant servants of The People debunked his fraud and explained that what he really did was mess up the puzzle with his feet and then rolled the tape backwards, creating an illusion of solving the unsolvable puzzle.

The bourgeoisie will try anything to pollute your mind and hold you back with the idea that you can do anything, that you can develop your brain and compete with others openly on the free market of ideas. But that is all a fraud, as the above video demonstrates. The only true puzzle for the masses is the People's Cube! No fraud is possible there - solve it with your hands, your feet, or your nose - roll the tape backwards or forwards, the result is always a brilliant success.

Prepare for being dizzy with success!

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P.S. Anybody wants to make a video of solving the People's Cube with your feet and show it on thePeoplesCube.com, as well as post it as a response to the original video? The video may contain a narration explaining why the People's Cube is superior to Rubik's Cube.
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11/29/2007, 11:55 pm
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There is also one other explanation of how he pulled off this fraud.... He had the cube in a "random" order he had already worked the solution out for. I thought his verbalizing sounded almost as if he were counting the moves to keep place of them. Frankly I think we could put his feet to better use... planting beets for example.
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11/30/2007, 1:03 am
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It was pretty dumb of him to include sound in the puzzle solving part. You can tell that the sound is backwards. Plus the People's Cube is superior.
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