(King Chuck)

Now when he was invested
He never thought he'd be
The reigning Prince of Wales
Till age of 73! .. (King Chuck)
How'd he get so frumpy (Frumpy Chuck)
Did long wait make him grumpy?
First wife was a hassle
Moved to Windsor Castle (King Chuck)

Now when he knew
Di'd become a poison pill-ah
He threw her overboard
For that aging bat, Camilla
(King Chuck)
Lived by certain credo
Uncle was a pedo
First wife was a hassle
Perhaps he was The Assh*le
(King Chuck)

(Chuck, Chuck .. Chuck, Chuck)

Beleaguered by his wife
Was constant source of strife
Speculation was rife (Cucky Chuck)
But The Street supported Di

(King Chuck)

Polo idol*
He's an Etonian*
He held his life in abeyance

Now 'fore he dies
Most fervent wish becomes
To wear the royal crown
One tenth as long as Mum
(King Chuck)
Prince of Wales lifer
Turned him into cipher
First wife was a hassle
Lived in Windsor Castle

First wife was a hassle
Spent a lifetime as a vassal
(King Chuck)

*(Forgive me, Comrades but the spirit of Karaoke hooliganism was so strong in me, I was hooliganizing non existent lyrics!!)

You will be reported to the proper authorities

As long as Im returning to the Karl Marx Special Treatment Center, I must confess that I willfully lied about King Charles attending that incubator of all British imperialist oppression -- The Eton School. I did so as I deemed it a good sub for the wholly imaginary and fictitious lyric, "He's an Egyptian" .. Such was the intensity of my hooliganistic madness

I utterly denounce myself and joyfully await the all-too-necessary and therapeutic truncheon beat downs