https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... m=haiku-ku

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

9/1/2022, 1:09 pm

More like this:

Karine Jean-Pierre, could there be a more beatnik inspired name?

The beatnik documentary proves this generation solved nothing they set out to fix, as today’s Karine Jean-Pierre’s Press Brief Haiku establishes. We not only have same beatnik problems, beatniks have added even more problems they are incapable of solving except through gibberish, the language of beatnik progressives.

Most Equally Esteemed Komrads,

Karine Jean-Pierre
A name fit for a poodle
Devoid of reason

A fishy Haiku submitted for the Party's amusement.

Counting syllables in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

9/1/2022, 8:21 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Komrads,

Karine Jean-Pierre
A name fit for a poodle
Devoid of reason

A fishy Haiku submitted for the Party's amusement.

Counting syllables in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Komrad Salmon,

Well played sir!

Cool, man. Cool.

From the People's Archives (With some updates):

Nostalgic Progressive Haikus of 2008

Unwashed masses!
The only thing not smelly
is the money you give us.


For love and for hate
We take away from the rich
and give to the hookers.


I'm opening at random
a copy of the New York Times.
The income gap is deepening.


You made a profit
and now you must share.
The community is watching.


Every Rorschach inkblot
looks like The Donald with horns.
Psychiatric evaluations are torture!


Without the marijuana leaf
How can we struggle
for social justice?


We must change the country
with a focus on nature -
oh, look, a squirrel!


Together we can build
a new habitat for humanity
with our hammers and sickles.


I was drinking my latte
While reading the New York Times.
Will I survive this winter?


The Soviet Union is dead
and yet - isn't there still something
remaining in us?


The bumper sticker before me
says that our planet is doomed.
The guilt is unbearable.


You raise awareness,
and I raise awareness. Utopia
is around the corner.


Having refused fossil fuels
how lonely I feel
in the cold of night!


A lovely thing to see:
on my computer screen,
real women.


A lonely comment posted
on my very progressive blog -
with a link to Viagra.


Today you speak bad of Biden.
Tomorrow poor children
Will be all dead.


After taking a private jet
I bought carbon credits
And feel smug again.


Work makes me desperate.
I will vote many times
for Joe comes November.

Prog on, sir. Prog on.

A glorious look back at looking forward.

Whom are you calling "sir," comrade?

Red Square wrote: ↑

9/2/2022, 9:33 pm

Whom are you calling "sir," comrade?

No one here, I can assure you comrade.

I denounce myself for appearing to provide such status.

Prog on.

Another ku-ku Haiku-ku:

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

9/1/2022, 12:40 pm

 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... m=haiku-ku

Haiku-Ku, Joe Haiku-Ku joe boob

Haiku-Ku joe boob, Haiku-Ku joe boob, joe boob...

Joe is the walrus...

Most Equally Esteemed Komrads,

I contend that my Haiku is more equal than the somewhat equal rambling effort by Karine Jean-Pierre.  Brevity is the soul of wit.

Red Salmon

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

9/3/2022, 10:44 am

Joe is the walrus...

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

9/3/2022, 11:27 am

Brevity is the soul of wit.

yup

Where imbeciles believe they're "enlightened," there goes beatnik poetry.
 

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

9/1/2022, 8:21 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Komrads,

Karine Jean-Pierre
A name fit for a poodle
Devoid of reason

A fishy Haiku submitted for the Party's amusement.

Counting syllables in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Comrade Fish
I have questions
A poodle's reasoning?

I must admit that KJP does remind me of a French poodle from a Bill Cosby cartoon show.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

9/3/2022, 10:44 am

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

9/1/2022, 12:40 pm

 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... m=haiku-ku

Haiku-Ku, Joe Haiku-Ku joe boob

Haiku-Ku joe boob, Haiku-Ku joe boob, joe boob...

Joe is the walrus...

And he lives in a Yellow Submarine somewhere in Delaware.

It's all part of my administration's appeal to the young hep cats of today. We've geared up the youth appeal for this election cycle. No squares allowed, man. Dig those crazy beats!

All you cool young college cats, enter to win a free pair of bongos at DNC.org/coolbluejazz

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑

9/21/2022, 4:34 pm

And he lives in a Yellow Submarine somewhere in Delaware.

Comrade marsupial

Thank you. This explains the existence of the wokesters. I always wanted to know what happened to the Blue Meanies.

I remain
Dr. Chicago

I must have been confusing them with Smurfs.

Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑

9/21/2022, 4:43 pm

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑

9/21/2022, 4:34 pm

And he lives in a Yellow Submarine somewhere in Delaware.

Comrade marsupial

Thank you. This explains the existence of the wokesters. I always wanted to know what happened to the Blue Meanies.

I remain
Dr. Chicago

Never forget, Joe is the walrus - living in a Yellow Submarine, somewhere up in Delaware producing all kinds of BLUE Meanies coming out in droves of Martha’s up in Massachusetts. And, the Smurfs of The Vineyard were crying like Ophrette at reclaiming their BLUE sanctuary city.

Joe is The Walrus. This is key point to re-educating your mind beyond satire—-penetrating, if not groping a bit, as Joe The Walrus is prone to do, into the Current Truth, comrades.

=0]

Beatniklipsky

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

9/3/2022, 11:27 am

Brevity is the soul of wit.
Red Salmon

My apologies for missing this earlier but I thought Britney was the soul of wit. Correct me if you think I'm mistaken.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

9/21/2022, 9:32 pm

Nice.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

9/21/2022, 9:32 pm

I have some cortisone steroid ointment for that. It's a lot more effective than a vaccine designed to kill Chinese bats.

Equally Esteemed Komrad KKK,

I thought felt that he name "Karine Jean-Pierre" sounded like something a spoiled miniature poodle would be called by their aged owner.  That is the significance of the poodle reference.

As far as the soul of wit goes, I was quoting a dead white guy.  He was LGBTQetc so perhaps he gets a bit of credit.  Otherwise the soul of wit is whatever it identifies as at this moment.  Perhaps you could supply the pronoun for the soul of wit as you perceive it.

Eagerly awaiting your perspective on poodles and the soul of wit in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Poetry doesn't always have to make sense, Comrade Salmon, and sense doesn't always have to make poetry. When the two combine, galaxies explode and we have the beauty of a supa nova that Scientists™ take decades and millions of dollars of global funding to never understand. All these experts and not one of them has ever been able to explain to me why I shouldn't stick my head in a blender.

Most Equally Esteemed Antipodean Komrad Marsupial,

As I understood it, poetry was developed as a form of expression for those who for whatever reason are incapable of making sense.  I could be wrong. 

I'm not certain I follow the mention of celestial phenomena.  Publicly funded or other wise.  I suspect our realities are on divergent courses. 

Be assured that I would NEVER attempt to dissuade you from placing your head in a blender.  Nor a food processor for that matter.  I had never considered that course of action before.  I'm sure there are pros and cons. 

On a completely different and unrelated matter, why were the Australian exchange pilots always so much better for long trips than exchange officers from other countries?  I was on one crew where we ended up in Bangkok Thailand.  Our co-pilot, an Australian, turned out to be part owner of one of the fine establishments on the Soi Kaboi.  (Soi Cowboy)  It might have been named after a famous group of North American Aboriginals.  As such, he is the coolest person I will ever know.  Details of our exploits there shall remain vague.  I have never been so clean in all my life.

Enough of that. 

Entertained by the divergent realities in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Don't ask me to explain it, Comrade Salmon. I have a Fine Arts Degree from an Australian university that defies definition and I have no idea what I'm talking about.

The Australian piglets pilots were probably just trying to escape.

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

9/22/2022, 1:56 pm

Equally Esteemed Komrad KKK,

I thought felt that he namKarine Jean-Pierre" sounded like something a spoiled miniature poodle would be called by their aged owner.  That is the significance of the poodle reference.

As far as the soul of wit goes, I was quoting a dead white guy.  He was LGBTQetc so perhaps he gets a bit of credit.  Otherwise the soul of wit is whatever it identifies as at this moment.  Perhaps you could supply the pronoun for the soul of wit as you perceive it.

Eagerly awaiting your perspective on poodles and the soul of wit in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Karine Jean-Pierre
A name fit for a poodle
Devoid of reason

Every time ‘pelipsky re-reads this Haiku-ku, ‘pelipsky knows, these are the lines that will flit through the horned lagomorph’s soul upon committing mind processor seppuku-ku. Knowing the right words for such an occasion is so important.

Feeling clean, at last.

Komrade Honoured Horned Rodent

If you choose that path, please do so on a Yellow Submarine, somewhere in Delaware, with a crew of active duty Smurfs, in a nice quiet inlet. There's no sense in making a mess in the Chesapeake Bay.

That might just save some galaxies from exploding and the Collective™ from a shit load of funding for scientists.

Just a suggestion. You could probably forgo the Smurfs.

Here's one from me:

But guess what
we got a lot of work to do.
You gotta say hi to me.
We go back a long way;
she was twelve and I was thirty.

BEATNIKS IN THE 24th CENTURY
The latest episode (season 3, episode 6) of Star Trek: Lower Decks has an all-girl "salon" with bongos, beat poetry, finger snapping and interpretive dance. Apparently, the depraved beat lifestyle thrives within Star Trek's capital-free, socialist-utopian Federation cooperative.